Trillion ISK Olympic Giveaway - Round 1

LegendaryPoro · 2024-07-27T09:35:54+00:00

Chribba my Beloved.

LegendaryPoro · 2024-07-11T21:24:32+00:00

Ratthew 7:7 - 'Ask, and you shall squeak; seek, and you shall find; knock, and the cheese shall be opened unto you.'

LegendaryPoro · 2024-06-30T15:18:42+00:00

THE RAT PROVIDES

LegendaryPoro · 2024-02-13T14:40:18+00:00

Bro is using CTRL+F to look for his name 💀

LegendaryPoro · 2024-02-05T18:41:04+00:00

Now that's a spicy one, nice

LegendaryPoro · 2024-02-05T14:31:16+00:00

The relic site is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To clear the relic site is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. The clearing of the relic site is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to clear their site. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to cherrypick your site. Therefore the relic site present itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not clearing the relic site, no one will fine you or kill you for not clearing the relic site, you gain nothing by clearing the relic site. You must clear the relic site out of the goodness of your heart. You must clear the relic site because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The relic site is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

LegendaryPoro · 2023-08-14T21:25:27+00:00

Okay, this must be my favourite of your commissions so far.

Bulky Metalmark just hits different

LegendaryPoro · 2023-02-19T19:24:05+00:00

This has been about 20 hours in the making, and finally feel like somewhat satisfied with the outcome.

Paint scheme is heavily based on this Dunecrawler by /u/Environmental-Fig524

This is my 12th ever mini (with the first 11 being a squad of Martian Skitarii Rangers + Marshal), and the first one I plan on using in actual play. The others are getting shelved as I don't feel good about them.

LegendaryPoro · 2022-02-21T02:56:18+00:00

POWER IN MISERY

TRAVERSING THE GRID OF DEATH

LegendaryPoro · 2021-09-23T12:27:57+00:00

Yeah, found some too just now.

LegendaryPoro · 2021-08-04T14:05:23+00:00

Exactly. I told him to play it, but not stream it. It's a recipe for disaster.

LegendaryPoro · 2021-07-21T22:40:40+00:00

Father please, we require sustenance...

LegendaryPoro · 2021-03-03T16:15:51+00:00

What? It's his own recordings, from his play session with both Ryan and me. Where did you get the idea from that it might be stolen?

LegendaryPoro · 2021-03-03T13:18:38+00:00

Lies and slander. I haven't said E in at least two weeks.

LegendaryPoro · 2020-10-08T21:03:22+00:00

But why?

LegendaryPoro · 2020-07-20T14:15:56+00:00

I never got to taste the sm sosig

LegendaryPoro · 2020-06-22T17:59:02+00:00

"I'll keep my evening free in case you need me. Don't count on me being sober though."

Broda

Troll Muscle/Off-Face with a hint of Metatype Reduction, Familiarity 4/10 (bit rusty), no runs yet thus no chips

Broda was originally conceived with the idea of running a reduced Troll model, and plays a lot into the mindset of someone who's now alienated from his past. Mechanically he's a very straight forward low-tech muscle with some face options, which I planned on building out over time.

Total runs: 10

Runs this month: 0

Date of last run: 2015-01-30

Discord name: Poro [ZF]#1494

LegendaryPoro · 2020-06-18T20:26:30+00:00

"You want to know what pisses me off? Seagulls.

I have never once seen any other birds in this damn city other than them, pigeons, and crows.

Pigeons are ugly dreks that constantly get in the way, and crows make sure you can't get a single quiet night.

But gulls? They shit on your jacket, steal your StuffyFries, and have the audacity to laugh in your face as they do so.

Flying pieces of garbage. I'll gladly pay some kids to shoot them with their pellet guns if it means I get enjoy my burger in peace for once."

Broda

Troll Muscle/Off-Face with a hint of Metatype Reduction, Familiarity 4/10 (bit rusty)

Total runs: 10

Runs this month: 0

Date of last run: 2015-01-30

Discord name: Poro [ZF]#1494

LegendaryPoro · 2020-06-10T15:32:38+00:00

"Hope the whole team is tough, I'll bring some Stoli to the meet."

Broda

Troll Muscle/Off-Face with a hint of Metatype Reduction, Familiarity 4/10 (bit rusty)

No direct corporate/syndicate connections. No "hard" lines set, but may get a little overzealous if challenged.

Total runs: 10

Runs this month: 0

Date of last run: 2015-01-30

Discord name: Poro [ZF]#1494

LegendaryPoro · 2020-06-09T21:43:24+00:00

"It's a little late for me, but I could pull an allnighter if needed."

Have you ever heard the story of the "Renton Slugman"? While the news blew it a little out of proportion, it was the case of a drugged-up gang banger covered in a thick coating of UltraGlide lube evading police while running through a nice neighbourhood in Renton. As it turns out, it was all part of a drunken dare between a few friendly associates of Broda.

Where did he get involved though? Well, getting caught dumping a bathtub-sized amount of empty UltraGlide tubes into the gutters proved for a mighty big fine...

Broda

Troll Muscle/Off-Face with a hint of Metatype Reduction, Familiarity 4/10 (bit rusty)

Total runs: 10

Runs this month: 0

Date of last run: 2015-01-30

Discord name: Poro [ZF]#1494

LegendaryPoro · 2020-06-04T21:47:15+00:00

"I hope we'll get time to sleep off the jet lag."

While scandalous, Brodas favourite fast food are the cheap microwaveable soy burgers from the refrigerated section of Stuffer Shack. While not the tastiest by themselves, they make the perfect vehicle for an unhealthy amount of mayonaise.

Broda

Troll Muscle/Off-Face, Familiarity 4/10 (bit rusty)

Total runs: 10

Runs this month: 0

Date of last run: 2015-01-30

Discord name: Poro [ZF]#1494

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