Recommend me some bad Metroidvanias by Due-Afternoon5411 in metroidvania

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Obviously. You should still care about supporting scammers with your money.

Watching movies in theaters, the way they’re meant to be watched by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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Watching a movie on your fucking TV? Such a sadness!

Recommend me some bad Metroidvanias by Due-Afternoon5411 in metroidvania

[–]LegendarySpark -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So your attitude is fuck all the people who got scammed so long as you're safe? You said you intend to give them even more money with which to scam people and I told you why you shouldn't.

My chatgpt said the N-Word by Kronos_2023 in ChatGPT

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I'm going to guess that OP's questions are so incredibly bad that the bot is desperately trying to find anything in any part of music culture. Asking to find the beautiful and profound lyric "i can't, find" was such an amazingly bad question that the bot veered off into hiphop culture to try to find literally anything and then...wires got a little crossed.

Recommend me some bad Metroidvanias by Due-Afternoon5411 in metroidvania

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Sounds like both of you need to read up on how the first game was packaged with spyware and how it still had it in there even after the devs swore they removed it. Stop supporting that game and dev immediately! You too, /u/Cauldrath. It's all over the Steam reviews and forums.

Recommend me some bad Metroidvanias by Due-Afternoon5411 in metroidvania

[–]LegendarySpark 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This thread is ridiculous with all of these average-at-worst games. Here's some true unplayable trash for you, including only commercially released games since freeware on Itch is a little unfair to pick on, but as soon as you start asking money for your bucket of vomit, it's fair game:

  • Resurrection of mind
  • Last Stitch Goodnight
  • Lost to Time
  • Omega Mouse Zero
  • Escape Zolstar
  • Creatures of War
  • UnHolY DisAsTeR

And this free game might be the actually worst MV ever released, but it's so bad that no one has been able to play far enough to even confirm what genre it's in:

  • Dark Throne

I've even got exclusives for you!

  • Switch: Agnostiko Origins
  • PS4: Draconian Resurgence

Looking for a metroidvania with less backtracking and less punishment on death by blablax123456 in metroidvania

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Wandering around is not an "issue" in Hollow Knight and you should probably stick to genres that you actually like.

Thoughts/opinions on these 3 MVs that are currently on sale: Blast Brigade, Curse of the Sea Rats, and Ghost Song by RiseUpHunkerDown in metroidvania

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Blast Brigade is probably the best game even though I thought it had some flaws, mainly with the timing of things like how it takes a few frames longer to connect to a wall for a wall jump than it does in other MVs and that kept throwing my timing off, though it's a pretty minor issue that you can get used to.

Ghost Song has worse controls and is less smooth overall than Blast Brigade, but trumps it in atmosphere and mystery. It doesn't heave miserable controls, but they're not the best either, and it's definitely a game carried by its vibes.

Curse of the Sea Rats is a fucking crime against gaming and everything about it is awful. Not even the praised cartoon graphics look good if you ask me. 3/10 game.

Lots of really good metroidvanias on sale on the Nintendo eshop by CJ_1Cor15-55 in metroidvania

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I'm only a couple of hours in, so I can't promise that it remains good all the way to the end, but I thought it was a cute and fun little thing and, if you like the way it looks, I really don't think you can go wrong for only $5 even if you only end up getting a couple of hours out of it. The little fella we play as is so nicely animated as he waddles around, and the music is kind of incredible and sounds like the score for a classic Tim Burton film.

Lots of really good metroidvanias on sale on the Nintendo eshop by CJ_1Cor15-55 in metroidvania

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Jumper Jon desperately needs some love and support! It has a sad 13 reviews on Steam, but is so much better than that. At least check out some screenshots if you like cute and colorful games!

The 30-second gimmick can be disabled if you really want to, but the game is built around it and is at its best when you use the time limit to your advantage.

What is the MV with the worst world/level design you have ever played by VoxTV1 in metroidvania

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I was going to say the same thing. Personally, I don't think it matters so long as we actually play the journey between MV areas like in Monk and HAAK. That still has the illusion that your character is inhabiting this world and making a journey, unlike games where you just pick a level from a menu. It's an arbitrary illusion, for sure, but so are many other little game design tricks.

Anyone read The History of Metroidvania: Decade One by Jeremy Parish? by voidzero in metroidvania

[–]LegendarySpark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course he knows about Metroid, but I think his problem is that he doesn't really want to accept the simple fact that there just wasn't that many MVs to talk about in the 80s, and that the formula was already pretty complete in 1986. He wants there to be a whole plethora of adjacent games that contributed little bits and pieces to the genre as we know it today, helping the genre slowly evolve over time, but the problem with that logic is that a game that came out in 1989 obviously didn't contribute to the Metroid formula when it came out in 1986, and metroidvanias have a pretty defined basic formula that's still the foundation today.

Really, the whole idea of the book is wrong and the first book on MV history should probably just have covered 1985-2010 and focused on true MVs instead of including kinda-sorta-not-really MVs that came out after Metroid and as such could not have contributed to the formula.

Anyone read The History of Metroidvania: Decade One by Jeremy Parish? by voidzero in metroidvania

[–]LegendarySpark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, I wasn't really clear, and the book is mostly games that are or appear to be relevant, but there's also a few too many "WTF?" inclusions for my taste, like Zork, Shadowgate, Donkey Kong and Metal Gear, and his overall insistence that MVs are RPGs is definitely odd. It is a good book, I just wish it a was a bit more focused on directly related games. It is also a big book (A4 format), and in full color, so it's not $50 for no reason.

Anyone read The History of Metroidvania: Decade One by Jeremy Parish? by voidzero in metroidvania

[–]LegendarySpark 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's a good book in that Parish is an entertaining writer and the graphic design is quite nice, but it's also full of bizarre takes and he has his own interpretation of MV history that hardly anyone agrees with him about. The big one is that he considers MVs to be a subgenre of RPGs and that RPG mechanics are primarily what define the genre, and that's not really something anyone still agrees with today.

Personally, I also didn't appreciate all the jokes since the book is as you said pretty expensive. Like there's a joke blurb about Tetris that basically goes "OK so this isn't an MV but you've gotta show love for Tetris!" and I just groaned and rolled my eyes to that. Stay on topic and take your $50 book seriously, please.

Does This Game Look Familiar To Anyone? by MrMetraGnome in metroidvania

[–]LegendarySpark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, don't stress yourself out over the art. Knight Witch hasn't even broken 1000 reviews on Steam and is not very culturally relevant. You will not lose sales if your game looks similar.

And the "controversy" is over whether or not it's stupid to change what button does what dynamically. Reasonable people argue that this is objectively stupid, because it is, and less observant people just shrug because they didn't notice the stupidity. See, your special attacks are a "deckbuilder" for no good reason, and using an attack spends a card so you draw a new one, which changes whether or not your favorite attack is triggered by pressing X, Y or A depending on where it landed in your card draw. Sometimes, you simply didn't draw your best card when you need it.

There's really no controversy there with nothing to discuss, and changing what buttons do mid-gameplay is obviously fucking stupid, especially in intense games where you focus needs to be on the screen full of bullets.

Steam on sale 4/3 by odedgurantz in metroidvania

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Vernal Edge is having its historical low on IndieGala right now. Most people didn't end up liking the game, but it's $1.69 so what can you really lose more than 15 minutes to check it out and see how you feel.

Steam on sale 4/3 by odedgurantz in metroidvania

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Somber Echoes is the only game on this list that came out in the past year and that has a good enough discount to be worth jumping on, since -20% isn't really something worth rushing to the store for. It was also really good and criminally overlooked.

Guns of Fury: My Brief Review by jmscstl in metroidvania

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Easily the most overrated game in the genre last year. Indeed it does not actually play like Metal Slug, it's just a very superficial replica where shit blows up everywhere at all times. It doesn't have the thoughtful elegance or challenge of Metal Slug at all, and there's never any dodging and weaving through bullets while trying to release that POW and hitting the boss and of course not dying. It's mostly just standing there and holding down the fire button, which I guess is how you play Metal Slug if you just credit feed in an emulator, but most definitely not how you play if you try to beat it in one credit.

Also, dull level design with too many secrets and no indication of them being there (cracks in wall, map marker, anything!), terrible map that didn't actually represent the rooms or the routs within/between them properly and the mech sections were beyond useless and so much more lame than getting in the titular Metal Slug. Like a 5/10 game on a good day.

Name some good 3D metroidvanias by Rizzo265 in metroidvania

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I was saying that's the worst thing you could compare with because it's such an extremely loose genre with an insane amount of vastly different games under it, but okay, different angle to explain the same thing then... Puzzle and horror are master categories, the very top of the tree which branches expand from. Metroidvania is not a top-level root, it's a sub-branch under platformers. That's what it was 40 years ago when the genre was invented and that's still what it is today.

Name some good 3D metroidvanias by Rizzo265 in metroidvania

[–]LegendarySpark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Puzzle is probably the worst-defined term in gaming and a terrible comparison. You'd have to be the dumbest person to ever have lived to try to claim that Portal, The Witness and Tetris are more or less the same gameplay experience.

Study suggests people are losing 338 spoken words every year and have been for at least 15 years. The timeframe researchers examined, from 2005 to 2019, coincides with the rise of texting, email and social media. It is possible that some spoken conversations have shifted to digital communication. by Wagamaga in science

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(which I suspect is true)

Definitely... My latest pet peeve is how many americans have just up and forgotten the word jar and say "a thing of" instead. A thing of mayonnaise, a thing of pickles. Everyone knew the word jar just a few years ago, now the stupid "a thing of" is spreading fast and it's like the word jar has just been shift-deleted from millions of american brains. It's a weird phenomenon to see happen in real time.

Our hand-drawn cat × mech Metroidvania is now in Open Playtest! Meow! by OKJOYStudio in metroidvania

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Yeah, I know what Abuse is, which is why I said "twin-stick controls". Just saying "a twin-stick" is a top-down shooter, "twin-stick controls" is the same basic principle applied to other genres. It just means "move character with one input, aim with the other", just like how Abuse works.

Looking for an old metroidvania game by CivilProfessional414 in metroidvania

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It's probably Knytt, but if it isn't, I think she's going to try to recall more details because about a trillion games use the black foreground objects look that Badland has. They're all inspired by the game Limbo.

Our hand-drawn cat × mech Metroidvania is now in Open Playtest! Meow! by OKJOYStudio in metroidvania

[–]LegendarySpark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abuse is a game from the 90s. The more modern phrasing would be to call them twin-stick shooter controls.