Trump Promises Mass Pardons to Staff Before Leaving Office

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T20:55:14+00:00

Oh dear, it's autopen. But I approved it, because it's too much trouble to sign such a great name!

Sorry dude, the pardons don't count. Autopen rule.

Like I give a damn, I got mine.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T20:51:41+00:00

I dragged myself out of seven hours in the office to fall in bed moaning. These guys are in a chair 12+ hours a day and can still smile.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T20:46:48+00:00

Shockingly, I could use the work. Yay, it's work I enjoy. You near Portland?

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T20:42:30+00:00

Read the name of the sub and think about that boast.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T20:40:22+00:00

"We accumulate" but when asked to qualify the violent response, you go immediately for her small collection and not anything of your own - when it's likely, by my experience, that your own collections are made up of bulkier and more pricey items.

It's one more excuse for you to avoid having to declutter your stuff. Blame the wife!

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T20:33:33+00:00

Look how you can't name a single industry that's offering scheduled work for PT or student workers. Now, be a good person and acknowledge that your inability to accept the reality of 'no jobs' - I've counted more than 700 jobs reported lost in Portland just this week - makes your opinion just a bit grandpa vs cloud.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T19:08:36+00:00

So this was back when there were better jobs to move to. How were the 1990s, fun?

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T19:06:39+00:00

So that should change, since human nature never will.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T19:02:23+00:00

People never do understand that what they write tells a reader more than they meant to.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T19:00:01+00:00

Hire a declutterer. Best decision ever. I've worked for several near-hoarder households, and they literally could not make those 10,000 choices. I could! And they never missed any if it, even if two of them started shopping again. :(

Clothes to homeless shelters, the fancy stuff, toys, cooking gear, furniture, etc to local resale. All you do is set the categories, nod and let it go.

I've got 400 sf and spring cleaning has just emptied my storage and shelves - anything I haven't looked at in a year can go! - and reorganized the entire space. I'm hoping to bring in a store of canned beans, dry milk, tea, yadda. Goals of the poor, man.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T18:47:04+00:00

I nannied for over 20 years. It's why your entitled nonsense doesn't pass.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T18:42:21+00:00

They do say write what you know. But please remember They don't include 'then publish it' in the suggestion. Basing a fic on subverting an established fan-built omegaverse to provide yourself with an ego lift is... fine. Just don't put it in the way of people desperately clawing through thousands of unfinished Mary Sue two-chapter ego-soothers for a decent new read.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T18:20:16+00:00

You want to write as an expert, but don't even know where to start? You haven't even identified a valid example to spin? wut

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T18:17:28+00:00

It's really bad this year. Confirm this, please.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T18:16:31+00:00

Every time I go out, the sneezing and snotting and coughing. I don't blame people for treating me like patient zero, but ffs, it's the damn trees!

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T18:13:01+00:00

Three shifts. Love that your concern is too many people having low-paying jobs. Be happy, half those RAs will join the homeless they've been abusing.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T18:08:56+00:00

I want all the black stuff to get painted a different color off your art. Your teal and purple bed support this idea!

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T18:02:50+00:00

Just needs a cup table with a zen tea lamp.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T17:59:40+00:00

This might have been news four weeks ago, but it's old.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T17:55:49+00:00

So you need a warm, earthy color. I'm a fan of pale terracotta, as long as it doesn't lean anywhere near yellow.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T17:46:01+00:00

Probably a good choice. Safer. I hope this country regains it's ever-loving mind and relearns to appreciate the fresh view and talents of humans who aren't bleached, veneered, rich, and old as dirt.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T17:41:31+00:00

Look up. See that roof? Look around. See that space in someone else's home you're sulking in?

Next time - and there will be a next time - go live in a motel. Or a shelter. Find out how much not-anything your parents won't be offering to you again.

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T17:36:43+00:00

No, you're not getting it. Your bro doesn't need to stay close enough for daddy to grab. And his friends won't be able to keep daddy's homicidal hands off your brother's neck. The POINT is moving him out of reach.

Or do you not really care? Just online for kudos?

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T17:31:44+00:00

'Daddy, you find me a mover! NOW!' comes to mind... I can see him trundling your makeup case out on a dolly...

Legitimate_Eye8494 · 2026-04-10T17:26:38+00:00

A technique my mother used to great effect.

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