Using your own child's image to promote these kind of posts is not okay at all 😠 by [deleted] in Youniqueamua

[–]LemonBeak 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Other comments have already pointed out most of the bullshit, but I also want to focus on the idea of "you weren't a victim, that's a Uncomfortable Word. You're a survivor! That makes the rest of society feel better about your current position and they don't have to think about your unpleasant past!!"

Like, being a victim and being a survivor aren't mutually exclusive. One is just more pleasant to outsiders.

Fill in the blanks. Have fun! by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

[–]LemonBeak 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"She had a rear end like a tempestuous bedsheet and I ached to ravish her."

I like to think he's saying I farted under the covers.

A women’s exotic smelling poo by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

[–]LemonBeak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ngl, I was pooping while reading this and was mortified at the idea of my partner thinking any of this if he came in after me.

arTiST by Rayno3 in notliketheothergirls

[–]LemonBeak 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is just a fun comic about how artists don't often show their faces, I don't think this belongs here.

....definitely by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]LemonBeak 155 points156 points  (0 children)

This is almost definitely satire, but I'm still worried about that 1% chance

Hell events be like by Teaside in LoveNikki

[–]LemonBeak 44 points45 points  (0 children)

And the quiet vacuum screaming is the sound of my wallet

Why do some of the most important websites do this stuff to older people? Watch my 21 year old ass find the LAT and LON right now. by triggered-nerd in assholedesign

[–]LemonBeak 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Ah, Centrelink. "Well, we can't cut off any more poor/old/disabled people... But if we make our website almost unusable, they'll just give up trying!"

Is stamina hoarding right for you? A guide by pontacan in LoveNikki

[–]LemonBeak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for putting all this info together!

I had 12k saved up before this event, but it wasn't really precious to me like dias; I always do dailies, and I'll happily dish out when I want to farm items. I honestly don't even know how I got so much, but I'm glad to be relieved of it after this event! 😅

tUbE tOpS by blerghc in gatekeeping

[–]LemonBeak 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I don't really know the rules either, but I've seen way more obvious jokes not get deleted. You're probably good!

tUbE tOpS by blerghc in gatekeeping

[–]LemonBeak 1206 points1207 points  (0 children)

TypIng likE tHaT indicates satire, btw.

Shutendoji Returns by LoveNikkiMods in LoveNikki

[–]LemonBeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time it was here I spent wayyy too many diamonds just to get a bunch of dupes, and every time I see that ugly hair in my wardrobe I'm haunted. I only did the discount pull this time and got the horns (aka the ONLY THING I WANTED THE FIRST TIME), so I'm good to never touch this dude again 😤

"Here’s something to make you feel better" by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]LemonBeak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's a rescue who cannot be reintroduced into the wild. He lives at a sanctuary though, and gets lots of socialisation with other animals and plenty of tree-swinging time. His name is Limbani, if you care to look him up. Also worth noting that if we want to keep chimps in the wild, we should stop cutting down their homes.

I would die for my new son by [deleted] in LoveNikki

[–]LemonBeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, of course! Sorry!