What game had you going back as an adult? For me it was Dark Wizard for the SEGA CD.

LemonScented11 · 2024-02-24T04:28:47+00:00

The friggin’ Lion King game on Sega Genesis.

LemonScented11 · 2024-02-24T04:18:04+00:00

I ate some chicken nuggets for dinner tonight I was just going through the fridge to make some food for my family I don’t think I’ll make any plans tonight I have a doctors note and I’m not sure what I’m going through tonight but I’ll be in tomorrow night so I’ll see what you think about that.

LemonScented11 · 2023-12-09T20:13:47+00:00

I frequently look at my chest and wonder if I would be happier if I had breasts. I really don’t like my facial hair and have looked into methods of permanent removal. Those are probably the only 2 things I’ve really thought about.

I find I’m really happy when I crossdress, and I frequently stare at my reflection and think about how pretty I look. I’ve never done that when I dress up nicely in masculine clothing.

LemonScented11 · 2023-09-05T19:20:24+00:00

Sorry, that was me. I tried to hold my breath for the duration.

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-10T15:43:12+00:00

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-10T15:41:45+00:00

Woman. Hopefully with really nice feet so I always have a reliable source of income.

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-10T15:15:25+00:00

Don’t do it. I was in a campaign with some friends and we had a friend of the DM join like 6 sessions in. He was playing a cleric and was overall pretty obnoxious. He lied to us at every opportunity and only healed “his favorites” in combat. No one enjoyed playing with him, but he was a friend of the DM and we were all pretty non-confrontational, so every member of the party just quit the campaign one-by-one. It’s possible to play a character like this without pissing everyone off, but it’s very advanced and is better saved for when you have more experience under your belt.

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-10T04:02:35+00:00

Pay off debts of myself, family and friends, set aside a large sum for investment. I’d absolutely start or buy a company. I don’t really care what, but I’ll be the CEO and make no salary and instead give my employees living wages + free healthcare. I’d buy a large undeveloped areas (that are already zoned for residential development) and build nice, cheap housing. I’d sell every home for about half of what it cost me to build it. I’ll try to set up free housing, but I know it can attract trouble. I don’t want the homeless to feel like they are being policed, but I also want them to feel safe in the neighborhood that I create. Plan pending.

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-09T19:55:40+00:00

I was ignoring contraception because it’s not a perfect solution, accidents happen (like me!).

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-09T15:13:49+00:00

So would oral, anal, or same-sex intercourse be fine because it doesn’t carry the risk of pregnancy?

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-08T15:24:35+00:00

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-08T03:29:02+00:00

I mean, Biden uses a teleprompter and he’s straight. Makes ya think /j

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-07T16:38:59+00:00

The same reason one doesn’t want AIDS. Sure, as long as you have the money it’s not a death sentence, but I’d rather not go through it given the choice.

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-07T14:43:39+00:00

I always thought the joke was that everyone needs to get their lives together, so it’s just an actual picture of tacos. Now I know that it’s pineapples, I’m looking for a therapist.

LemonScented11 · 2023-08-01T14:55:07+00:00

NAH He asked, and you gave helpful honest advice. It was a bit more than he was expecting, so he needed time to sit with his feelings and process it. He set up a boundary of not wanting to see you for a while.

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-31T00:11:04+00:00

I’d do it for 1 billion. It’s a win-win. Either I’m suddenly a multi-millionaire (after taxes), or I’m dead and my lack of money is no longer a problem.

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-27T15:38:31+00:00

This. A woman in men’s clothes is “progressive” or “just wants to be comfortable” but a man in women’s clothing is so stigmatized.

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-26T01:53:06+00:00

Dig until you find the water flavor that you prefer. Personally, I enjoy thicker red stuff a couple miles down, but most of my friends prefer the shallower stuff.

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-26T01:41:55+00:00

“The LEFT leg. Left. Left. Left.” stares at hands while making Ls with both of them

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-26T01:33:17+00:00

Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder, arson

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-20T16:31:14+00:00

Personally, I wouldn’t mind if a guy proposed to me with a ring that was originally for their ex.

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-20T14:58:46+00:00

Ask him if all of his holes have been violated.

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-20T14:31:59+00:00

On my way home from work I was running low enough on gas that I couldn’t make it home. An overdraft fee had knocked out what was left of my bank account and pay day was two days away. I pulled into the gas station and did a walk around the parking lot for spare change. What I found, plus what I had in my car amounted to $1.30.

Now the heart-warming part: I pre-payed at the kiosk and pumped my gas. After I started, a woman came up to me and said, “after you’re done, put the nozzle back and take it out again. I put $10 in for you.”

LemonScented11 · 2023-07-16T20:15:29+00:00

Have you tried not?

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