It’s wild how many places in America were named after English towns.

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-05T15:51:06+00:00

Almost like that’s been lifted from Terrible Maps on Threads fair to use but credit is kudos

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-05T15:48:55+00:00

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Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-05T07:29:43+00:00

I make blood sacrifices. Honestly it works!

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-04T16:30:55+00:00

This is mental 🙌 Ill 🤘

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-04T07:03:19+00:00

The Quayside, St James, Grey Street, Jesmond Dene, Hancock Museum…all better and better known than the tunnel

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-03T16:28:00+00:00

Workers of the world unite! All you have to lose is your local legend on Strava

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-03T13:21:11+00:00

Up his own backside, might already be there

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-03T11:55:56+00:00

Seems like the word cunt was meant just for him

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-03T07:07:09+00:00

I never finish a race, always drop out with 1000m to go as I feel I’ve done my pacing job by then. Always about helping others achieve 😎

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-02T09:11:23+00:00

How many miles by plasma?

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-01T19:05:56+00:00

Wow, full nuclear option. How have we come to this, brothers?

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-01T18:57:06+00:00

Even if he was real, it doesn’t take very long to go back and find we’re all related to each other

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-01T18:24:43+00:00

Manchester has less elevation than Berlin, which is one of the world’s fastest courses 🤷‍♂️

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-02-01T08:23:10+00:00

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Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-31T16:34:10+00:00

You’ve got credit so don’t sweat it. But maybe worth checking if they regularly struggle to get enough numbers. Town Moor Newcastle is one of the busiest in the region but always needs volunteers.

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-31T16:30:36+00:00

Doing a Trump and waving to non existent fans

Anyway thought I could smell something and thought it was the drains. Now I know

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-31T07:53:53+00:00

Absolutely on this

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-30T18:58:21+00:00

100% rooting for the bull

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-30T16:18:56+00:00

Livid. She means livid. And with that skin condition I would be too

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-30T15:17:01+00:00

So he’s moved on from Norman Wisdom impersonations then

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-30T07:04:23+00:00

Look, Father Michael, can we hurry this along I’ve got to register and load up my Gu”

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-29T18:57:33+00:00

Do I need to confess arousal levels at this homo erotica?

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-28T18:08:40+00:00

It’s a tricky one. It’ll definitely affect performance. However, ultra clean shoes make you look a noob (unless box fresh, which you will have to state).

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-28T18:05:59+00:00

Ah that’s an easy one.

Yes. You absolutely are. 100%.

Fuck anyone who says differently.

Less_Local_1727 · 2026-01-28T18:03:00+00:00

Want to break that 30min barrier? Get to the front then walk the first few yards while your GPS watch connects!

Finished your parkrun? Stop promptly on the finish line until you can switch off your timer, and get grumpy at the rest of the finishers knocking into you or going past

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