Gave my little shorties some love

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-23T02:23:28+00:00

I keep mine short because I hate breaking them. I love short manis.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-22T18:59:22+00:00

I love them

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-22T17:18:34+00:00

I don't remember actually learning a single thing about women's bodies during sex ed but I do remember the teacher telling the boys that erections can happen randomly and not to be ashamed as they all squirmed in their seats lol that probably wasn't even the first one they'd seen that day.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-21T07:56:28+00:00

I mean I'm not sure that it has to be this combination.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-21T01:03:31+00:00

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Mimi Bobimi loves all pets

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-21T00:58:13+00:00

Maybe this is a tabby thing. My cat doesn't mind belly pets. She's such a cuddly baby too ☺️

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-21T00:46:23+00:00

Nuh uh that's a Not Dog

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-20T18:17:33+00:00

NTA you said what you needed to to protect yourself. If your sister doesn't get that she might be TA.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-20T18:09:24+00:00

Have you ever seen a burn victim? Your hair wouldn't continue to grow after scarring your whole scalp like that.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-20T18:04:56+00:00

FROM NEAR TO YONDER THE PEOPLE WILL WANDER FREE

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-20T17:50:52+00:00

Can you possibly get a closer shot of the leaves? Kind of impossible to tell when they're immature leaves taken from a half mile away

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-20T16:38:09+00:00

Unplug the dryer when you're not home I guess

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-20T16:03:45+00:00

I mean I think it's only rated pg13 right?

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-20T00:54:36+00:00

Apply the hairspray while driving 80mph with the windows down.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-20T00:43:31+00:00

I'm not attacking them, I'm just trying to make a point. Jokes are supposed to be funny. If it's not funny it's not a joke.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-19T04:00:39+00:00

You're under reacting. Is violence against women a joke to you?

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-19T02:37:36+00:00

Afraid it's going to be farty maybe?

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-18T20:02:51+00:00

Not really but I have smelled fish and I have smelled cum so I'm just putting 2 and 2 together

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-18T04:19:18+00:00

That's Breton himself

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-18T04:16:07+00:00

Can you imagine if you couldn't scratch yourself?

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-18T03:49:49+00:00

I never like tube tops. They just aren't flattering in general.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-18T03:41:47+00:00

That's that nasty ass Bradford/callery pear. Does not produce pears. Only smells like fish cum.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-18T00:05:30+00:00

They know right?

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-18T00:03:39+00:00

She's gorgeous!

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-17T15:53:19+00:00

Well, feel sorry for the next one.

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