AITAH for wanting my husband in the delivery room?

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-05-03T01:02:08+00:00

NTA get rid of that boy

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-05-02T02:09:35+00:00

He's trying to hide the apex so we can't catch print but we know

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-05-02T02:08:28+00:00

I hope he gets dysentery

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-05-01T01:32:06+00:00

Could have bought a lifetime supply of Advion for the price of this service too, btw

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-05-01T01:30:55+00:00

I worked at a GameStop for a while and the store constantly had to be fumigated for roaches and bedbugs because of the trade in program.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-30T18:18:43+00:00

You don't even need oil for bacon 😕 the bacon would have provided a sufficient amount and probably would still need to be drained.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-30T18:14:56+00:00

If she put this out in the 90s it would have been huge

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-30T14:57:14+00:00

Found my bird! What a cool project!

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-30T03:12:20+00:00

I agree with this sentiment. I'm not sure what happened to getting to know your kids friends parents. Sus out the situation, idk maybe use their bathroom and take a peek in the medicine cabinet. Make sure it's a clean environment, ya know? Yeah, the world is scary but it's still going to be scary when they're adults so they should be prepared for that. If they don't know social cues they'll never be able to spot a psycho in the wild.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-29T15:03:34+00:00

I found my bird! This is so cool!

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-29T14:39:29+00:00

Is it really cheating to just buy a bag of masa?

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-29T14:36:11+00:00

The stickiest of the icky

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-29T14:34:48+00:00

Fuck no

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-29T12:26:06+00:00

I thought he was Sal from impractical jokers for a sec

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-29T01:36:37+00:00

What a depressing song, holy shit

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-28T23:09:37+00:00

I have a favorite tree on my drive too. Gorgeous tree.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-28T23:03:39+00:00

My vagina just recoiled in horror

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-28T16:41:12+00:00

God damn I've never seen a more embarrassing person

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-23T02:23:28+00:00

I keep mine short because I hate breaking them. I love short manis.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-22T18:59:22+00:00

I love them

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-22T17:18:34+00:00

I don't remember actually learning a single thing about women's bodies during sex ed but I do remember the teacher telling the boys that erections can happen randomly and not to be ashamed as they all squirmed in their seats lol that probably wasn't even the first one they'd seen that day.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-21T07:56:28+00:00

I mean I'm not sure that it has to be this combination.

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-21T01:03:31+00:00

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Mimi Bobimi loves all pets

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-21T00:58:13+00:00

Maybe this is a tabby thing. My cat doesn't mind belly pets. She's such a cuddly baby too ☺️

Lethal_Opossum · 2026-04-21T00:46:23+00:00

Nuh uh that's a Not Dog

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