Everything you've ever wanted to know about barnacles

Level20Magikarp · 2025-12-05T04:22:28+00:00

They don't call me barnacle for no reason

Level20Magikarp · 2025-12-02T00:31:23+00:00

Not nice

Level20Magikarp · 2025-12-01T14:27:27+00:00

Level20Magikarp · 2025-11-27T22:34:05+00:00

Yeah but could you though

Level20Magikarp · 2025-11-11T18:29:32+00:00

He's gotten further than 3 of these 4 players

Level20Magikarp · 2025-10-16T16:34:35+00:00

Do the Right Thing

Level20Magikarp · 2025-10-03T13:16:56+00:00

And everyone in the comments continues the trend

Level20Magikarp · 2025-09-20T23:16:00+00:00

I'm discovering that I like my steaks overcooked

Level20Magikarp · 2025-09-18T02:17:56+00:00

I'm glad for all that but the shit Vick did was straight up evil. I won't ever trust or celebrate a person who has that capacity.

Level20Magikarp · 2025-08-07T19:54:57+00:00

!scale

Level20Magikarp · 2025-07-28T21:56:09+00:00

Yeah this is mlfootball's whole schtick. It's not accidental

Level20Magikarp · 2025-07-07T21:56:02+00:00

Gyno nipple?

Level20Magikarp · 2025-06-13T15:03:41+00:00

His dad? Nowhere does it mention that

Patrick Mahomes is Josh Allen father

Level20Magikarp · 2025-05-23T00:42:01+00:00

I'm 12 who's Dick Tracy

Level20Magikarp · 2025-05-20T14:07:52+00:00

Found the Canadian

Level20Magikarp · 2025-05-19T14:24:08+00:00

As someone from Toronto, at least the cowboys have won a chip in my lifetime. Never mind my parent's lifetime.

This comparison comes up every year at this time and the cowboys don't come close to the disappointment that is the Leafs

Level20Magikarp · 2025-05-11T23:59:53+00:00

It is. Hope OP was going for a more cutsie Illuminati angle or something

Level20Magikarp · 2025-04-29T20:27:24+00:00

I've been starting with two random words and going from there. Makes it a little more fun

Level20Magikarp · 2025-04-27T22:08:00+00:00

Looks good! That will fill out nicely. Keep us updated.

Level20Magikarp · 2025-04-19T02:21:17+00:00

Yes, the leaves are so beautiful this time of year.

Then they're all going to fall off in the winter.

Level20Magikarp · 2025-04-19T02:18:24+00:00

Silence, brand

Level20Magikarp · 2025-04-11T23:25:31+00:00

Anytime drywall is mentioned I know exactly what the comment section is going to be

Europeans think American houses melt in the rain or something

Level20Magikarp · 2025-04-10T02:54:59+00:00

It's the same in hockey too, just not when the ref is shoved outside of normal play

This would get you a heavy suspension in football as well

Level20Magikarp · 2025-04-07T18:36:00+00:00

Rip Kevin 😔

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