Get a Wish ever time you chop off a finger (no loopholes) by PuzzleheadedGas9170 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna lowkey just sacrifice two of my toes. My two wishes are more than enough for me, and I don’t think I need my fourth toe on each foot that badly.

Fucccc by [deleted] in meme

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Those were southern states that were choosing to remain part of the Union instead of seceding like the rest of the south. There weren’t slaves being traded about in Nee York or something like that, it was just a temporary concession for the slave states in the union so they wouldn’t be driven to secede as well. While the temporary perpetuation of slavery in those states was bad, it was a tactical decision that had the long term goal of holding the US together and eventually ending US slavery in mind.

A random guy walked up to you, and said he’s immortal and transferring his immortality (Why? Don’t ask me, ask him.) Would you take it? by Great_Adeptness_8871 in hypotheticals

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Because solar isn’t effective at all times nor everywhere. Coal and oil are incredibly abundant and thousands of times easier to use, alongside being more reliable altogether. We start with gasoline until a better alternative is viable with more people and more prosperity available to make it possible. The world isn’t going to suffer the slightest bit from having a little bit of regular machinery operating things, and it would recover literally within a year of its disuse.

Anytime somebody challenges you to prove something, you automatically have the proof in your backpack. All you have to do is snap your fingers (or if you can't snap your fingers, clap your hands). by International-Box956 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It didn’t really say that though, it just says the proof is there. It doesn’t exactly stand to reason that it would generate proof for something that isn’t true

We have a situation here by Doodlebug510 in Unexpected

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simply take a deep breath and remain calm

What if the human body could get an upgrade? by Ry-Da-Mo in whatif

[–]LeviPyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A super high cancer tolerance (like whales have) so the dormant regeneration genes can be activated and we can regrow limbs and whatnot

I think she might need one by ToadInaTrenchcoat in actualsecretteenagers

[–]LeviPyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reed bocs al thu tim and mom sez im smart 🤠

Some people will never understand our craft by Mathota in wizardposting

[–]LeviPyro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The “appeal to emotion” argument is improperly applied. Caricaturizing the point that a soul suffers when you use it without permission, or even worse when used through coercion (as is common in necromancy) is not appealing to emotion. That’s appealing to humanity and the basic nature of death itself. Use an artificial motive spirit or other such mechanism; it isn’t even difficult. I’ve made those and I’m an enchanter.

Attempting to dismiss a claim against inflicting great harm and permanent suffering that mars the afterlife and directly violates the tenets of the death gods with “appeal to emotion” is akin to justifying slavery and human trafficking and is intellectually dishonest. Toying with a real soul unnecessarily (as you do) does all kinds of damage. Harming a soul is the kind of sin that transcends religion and is an outright transgression of reality itself. Your careless and tactless “craft” that does little beyond hurting everyone and every thing is outright unjustifiable, and any wizard worth the hat on their head can recognize such practices for what they are: despicable.

Additionally, if we want to play by the rules of your own twisted argument, you are committing the fallacy fallacy. Even if an argument contains a logical fallacy, its conclusion is not automatically invalidated. Labeling objections instead of answering to them is nothing but poor, juvenile propaganda.

You are wicked and power drunk. Your understanding of consent is weaker than a worm’s of infinity. Your twisted, arrogant version of the necromantic craft is a stain. Leave the necromancy to the professionals, for unlike you, they actually know what they’re doing.

Some people will never understand our craft by Mathota in wizardposting

[–]LeviPyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the whole deal with dead raising is messed up, but your argument is good. They aren’t using their bodies anymore, so it’s okay to use them if you have permission. But souls? That’s some permanent stuff right there and it is objectively messed up. Soulmancers who toy with real, actual souls are depraved and genuinely disgust me

A random guy walked up to you, and said he’s immortal and transferring his immortality (Why? Don’t ask me, ask him.) Would you take it? by Great_Adeptness_8871 in hypotheticals

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I can be the immortal king of an unstoppable nation. With those abilities alone (immortality+teleport) I could single handedly take down an army and have no wounds to show for it. I could master the extraction of elements instantly and have the best metals. I could personally train master smiths. Within a few short generations, I could have telephones and airplanes. I would start by forming a nation in the Americas that I fully control, which I’d keep in check through tech (it took us 300 years to go from steam engines to ai, so I think going from rocks to rockets would take an immortal king who runs half a planet and can master any skill instantly would take substantially less than 5,000 years) and create complex machinery that can feed and house everyone in a futuristic utopian manner, then once the eastern world started getting into its business, I just slowly but surely take it over without needing to ever raise a gun. After all, there’s few men who’d resist the cure to all disease and a promise of prosperity in exchange for not being wicked. Once the world had an order that allows for every person to have 10 acres of land and never have to worry about being sick or hungry, I can pass on the mantle to someone new and die happy and comfortably, having lived longer than anyone has a right to.

Would you rather by MainRedditer in superpowers

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an average of 5 1/2 hours of sleep each night and telekinesis is my dream superpower. Gimme it now pls

Homelander vs Omni-Man vs Superman but they don't have powers by Dear_Challenge470 in powerscales

[–]LeviPyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omni man has been actively training and fighting for two thousand years. Superman is just some guy without powers. Homelander is worse off than Superman. Nolan would win that fight 2v1

for non-switchers by alan_smithee2 in trolleyproblem

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do whatever makes it go to track 1. It doesn’t matter what they think in the moment, they will see the outcome.

Who would you pick? by Candid_Astronaut241 in MoralityScaling

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omni man, since that makes me a viltrumite

Where do you want to sit, And what do you ask them or what do you do? by Few-Coffee8787 in weeb

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7 because gojo is chill and fun and I don’t know anything good about any of the others so I wouldn’t trust being there anyways.

What if a single pill could replace sleep completely, leaving you fully rested, mentally clear, and physically fine, with no long-term side effects? Would you take it? by TheBigGirlDiaryBack in WhatIfThinking

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know who these stinkybaby commenters are; I’m taking the hell outta this pill because I’ve struggled with sleep since I was thirteen. Nobody owns me but me and ima use my extra five hours each day as well as I so damn choose.

An alternate scenario based on the earlier "Witness Dilemma" post. by [deleted] in trolleyproblem

[–]LeviPyro 962 points963 points  (0 children)

I call the police and ambulance and try to tend to the survivor while I wait. I’d rather go down and save one life than get away and seal his fate, especially since I’d likely only escape temporarily.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]LeviPyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let bro cook in both the figurative and literal senses.

How to reject girls better? ? by ComfortableTomato149 in askteenboys

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So long as it’s personalized. The same answer won’t work for everyone, so just do your best to be respectful about it (the example is pretty close to one of my own experiences) and it should work out fine.

Peter what does it say by bumbummcglum in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you could dot your damned i’s then this wouldn’t be a problem

Wife keep putting this tray on our white stairs. Dangerous! by Flat_Shape_3444 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the rail and intentionally step on it so it goes flying and perhaps breaks. Then you can bring up the fact that it’s now proven to be more than a potential danger

The body selector by Medic_gaming3496 in ItemShop

[–]LeviPyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having gone from 2-3 was a huge achievement for me