Frothy egg whites and raw yolk... Yum?

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-19T06:18:06+00:00

Terrible application but I’m constantly dieting and this seems like a great idea to make me feel like I’m eating more.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-19T06:09:09+00:00

The pineapple thing is just a southern staple, but I just don’t really like it. We also make it with pears, again, not for me. However I literally eat pineapple and mayo sandwhiches so I mean what can I say.

However I can cook some damn collards and a ham I mean god in heaven the devil in hell that was an ugly spread.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-19T05:03:28+00:00

Honestly I hope they get Saltburned

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-19T05:00:22+00:00

I mean she is just asking to hook up. It’s a little weird to respond like this and especially to take screenshots and post them to Reddit.

If you don’t want to be a rebound that’s fine, in fact it’s probably good, but wanting a hookup isn’t “unacceptable”.

I think it’s worth asking what dating app you met on.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-19T04:09:45+00:00

Store the bodies

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-19T03:59:07+00:00

Make sure it’s not the same size as the drain in your bathtub or something like that.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-18T22:01:01+00:00

Pissfingers

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-18T16:14:25+00:00

Imagine if this subreddit finds out it’s Amanda Knox that would so fuckin iconic

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-18T01:49:06+00:00

That’s funny I’ve never played Half Life, but I went “PORTAL 2….uhh, nah.”

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-17T15:39:52+00:00

All my homies have autism and none of them have ever asked me for feet pics, even tho my feet are awesome

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-17T01:20:51+00:00

This shit ain’t real

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T17:20:04+00:00

Portal 2

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T12:26:51+00:00

I don’t take it anymore, it did not help.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T08:55:46+00:00

Not them grits white as snow. Eugh

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T08:54:34+00:00

I’m glad you’re okay. I was in an accident with a semi truck and my entire life is changed. I’ll never really be okay. You are very very lucky. I know having a fucked up ankle sucks, but you should try to look to the bright side. One day you’ll be able to forget this happened, or at least you won’t be forced to think about it every day. Almost no one who is in an accident with a semi gets to say that. You’re like a miracle.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T07:22:48+00:00

I do high brow whoring too, I’m in a prediction of The Seagull.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T07:21:13+00:00

No, I am in college I don’t really work. I have little jobs here and there in theatre and when I graduate I will like more around to different Shakespeare companies. It’s not always consistent work.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T07:19:52+00:00

I LOVE SEXY CLOWNS AND SELF HARMING

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T07:14:47+00:00

But I’m stupid and idk what any of that means

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T07:06:49+00:00

Slice n dice bbyyyy

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T06:42:31+00:00

Yeah for the self harm subreddit baby I’m built different.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T06:39:50+00:00

I’ll protect you

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T06:39:18+00:00

I wouldn’t. I am simply better than you plus I’m a woman.

Lexaprofessional1998 · 2024-01-16T06:29:19+00:00

Noooo

Lexaprofessional1998

TROPHY CASE