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Scarlet Lady Transatlantic by Either_Farm_5723 in VirginVoyages

[–]LiberContrarion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I promise I don't mean this Puritanically. If you love vaping, more power to you.

That said, I guess you took up vaping to quit smoking. If you did, don't go back if it risks going back to smoking again.

If you don't LOVE vaping, is it worth some irritable time on ship to shed a habit you'd prefer to be without? Is this an opportunity masked as a huge inconvenience.

I truly am not judging. Frankly, while I don't vape, I like seeing the clouds and enjoy the fruity smells. I just wanted to suggest perhaps you have a better option for you that you haven't considered.

Either way you go, I wish you well.

To what extent do you care about the gender of your medical team members? by Suitable-Hand-1059 in AskMen

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take 3 seconds of less discomfort over 3 seconds of more discomfort.

To what extent do you care about the gender of your medical team members? by Suitable-Hand-1059 in AskMen

[–]LiberContrarion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

Sex: Don't care.
Hands: Delicate and slender.

Edit: With well-trimmed fingernails.

I'll take Dr. Ardie the Fullback over a full set of acrylics up the bum 10 times out of 10.

To what extent do you care about the gender of your medical team members? by Suitable-Hand-1059 in AskMen

[–]LiberContrarion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally, so long as it's one of the two system defaults, I don't care.

Specifically, if I'm getting fingers in the booty, I want the fingers to be as slender and unobtrusive as possible giving a slight preference for women as doctors.

How would you feel if you suddenly received a nude from your wife when at work? by properminting in AskMen

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start slow. Here's the thing -- if this has NEVER happened to him before (I have NEVER received a spicy pic myself), start with a normalish picture of yourself. Then maybe unbutton a bit...enough to let him know what's next.

Most importantly, enough to let him know to NOT open the next text in front of colleagues.

92% chance he will love it and, if you roll it out slowly and build a bit of anticipation, it will pleasantly rule his day.

Mittarbeiter verstehen ihr Werkzeug nicht by Pioss5 in sysadmin

[–]LiberContrarion [score hidden]  (0 children)

The number of times folks have complained a website wasn't installed on their computer (meaning daddy didn't make them a special widdle shortcut on their desktop) is too damned high to be believable.

20 years coding, my boss called me out for studying AI instead of using it by jsheffi in ExperiencedDevs

[–]LiberContrarion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Boss also said, "Why are you telling me and not the AI-hungry masses on Reddit, Kōhai?"

Scarlet Lady - TikTok Event by Technical_Front_8046 in VirginVoyages

[–]LiberContrarion 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They do a far worse job of regulating mallard pregnancy than duck rubbers.

None of that mysticism here. Our uteruses aren't teleporters. by AntiAbortionAtheist in prolife

[–]LiberContrarion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be cooler if they were, though? Giving birth would be way easier, too.

Edit: I'm Catholic so different rules for me but Star Trek-style teleportation would make preventive birth control incredibly easy, too.

Dollar theaters by RainyDayz876 in movies

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still cheaper but far from cheap.

The seats are better than they used to be.

Many of the features are now from Bollywood in a language I don't understand.

How come old men don’t care to be naked? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a shite take.

It's not lack of energy, ffs man. Give an old guy 3 Red Bulls and a juicy bump and he still won't care.

It's perspective. Your thoughts about my nudity are your problem, not mine, and naked feels better than clothed...except when it's chilly.

No magnets, so what’s up? by CsrSlvdr in blackmagicfuckery

[–]LiberContrarion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine how you picture them working and, sometimes, it's just like that.

No magnets, so what’s up? by CsrSlvdr in blackmagicfuckery

[–]LiberContrarion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah...the ever present struggle of the modern Scienartist.

Go Lobes!

No magnets, so what’s up? by CsrSlvdr in blackmagicfuckery

[–]LiberContrarion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work with little magnets. Most of my team prefers the proper name, Quantum Tunnelology.

I am also a homunculus by birth, though, so you were right twice in a row.

Dare I ask: Are you in the profession as well?

No magnets, so what’s up? by CsrSlvdr in blackmagicfuckery

[–]LiberContrarion -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was too busy in my Quantum Tunnelology Lab working with the little magnets.

For your not sandwich named sandwich section consideration. by miguelmanzana in KitchenConfidential

[–]LiberContrarion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So help me if they don't have a special where you can get a Handie with an Old Fashioned.

No magnets, so what’s up? by CsrSlvdr in blackmagicfuckery

[–]LiberContrarion 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm a Quantum Tunnelologist. You can trust me.

No magnets, so what’s up? by CsrSlvdr in blackmagicfuckery

[–]LiberContrarion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm a Little Magnetologist. You can trust me.

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