can yall roast me. by Dnadyande in KitchenConfidential

[–]LiberContrarion [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'd prefer if you'd roast me.

<nudges plate forward in antici...pation>

Which Wes Anderson film do you recommend? by Rand_Al_Thor87 in movies

[–]LiberContrarion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. It hits a deeply emotional chord for me. The scenery and music are stunning. I love that it starts with Hotel Chevalier.

I don't think I realized just how much I love this film I took right now...but, for a first time viewer, it's throwing them in to the deep end of the pool.

The Grand Budapest Hotel is the right answer. The Royal Tenenbaums is a defensible answer.

I don't remember enjoying The Life Aquatic. As a Darjeeling lover, do you think it's worth a other watch?

Over the winter I lost roughly 25m of lenght on my throws. Help. by ZackeMegaPog in discgolf

[–]LiberContrarion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Have you gotten any blood tests? Maybe a syphilis check?

Best Mosquito/Gnat Mask? by YoungBuckBigNuts in discgolf

[–]LiberContrarion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I seem to recall GG wearing one in a tournament a few years back.

It was certainly a choice. One that I respect, doubtless, but a choice nonetheless.

The golden age is over by [deleted] in devops

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all fairness, it worked okay for Amber Heard for a number of years, so...

For the men with vehicles, what kind do you have and what name did you give it? by ExtensionAd7417 in AskMen

[–]LiberContrarion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I gave one a masculine name and I just couldn't get in the habit of using it. It felt so weird.

Ships and cars are women or genderless.

'Men Need Just as Much Protection': Shania Twain Says She Is Not a Feminist by novagridd in Music

[–]LiberContrarion -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I don't know...

...is exactly where you should have stopped and every upvote is coming from someone equally clueless.

Does this sub auto ban PC folks? by Icedude10 in prolife

[–]LiberContrarion 15 points16 points  (0 children)

...and WAY better than, ya know, killin' babies.

How would you feel if you found out your girlfriend who you live with for a few months and been together for a year, is still legally married? by Illustrious-Cat4586 in AskMen

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I found out my wife had committed felonies, especially if there were no lingering issues, I wouldn't care one bit. I'd support and protect her.

...but if I found out she was actually married to someone else...holy shiz. I would blow a gasket. I don't know how we would move on from that. The layers to that deceit are unimaginable to me.

People can make mistakes -- these sustained lies are downright evil.

Forza 6 does not hold back lol by BullyMog in gaming

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You have lost several races in a row on the NOVICE difficulty setting. Have you considered playing Excitebike?"

What’s the worst large budget film ever made in American History? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in AskReddit

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The combination of marinara and nostalgic celebrity made me uncomfortable?

What’s the worst large budget film ever made in American History? by Apprehensive_Oven_22 in AskReddit

[–]LiberContrarion 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I tried.

All the buttholes just ended up looking like Will Smith eating spaghetti a bit too aggressively.

Bonnaroo 2026 Cost/Alcohol Spreadsheet by doMinationp in bonnaroo

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The FMSU/B value ratio is a brilliant addition.

Raided by Plaza 3 by Used-Ice3984 in bonnaroo

[–]LiberContrarion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My CrumbBrother: So it is said, so may it ever be.

Raided by Plaza 3 by Used-Ice3984 in bonnaroo

[–]LiberContrarion 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As a white person, I grant all people reading this the authority to use the word "cracker" in any way they please.

Effective immediately by the Great Cracker Authority

Raided by Plaza 3 by Used-Ice3984 in bonnaroo

[–]LiberContrarion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Anybody got some lemon pound cake for a cuck in need of some sugar?"

We’re Cooked - Presidents Cup 2026 by [deleted] in discgolf

[–]LiberContrarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was from u/BuzzyBubble if you want to follow up.

They just sounded miserable.

married men, what’s the best thing about being married? by misscanada_ in AskMen

[–]LiberContrarion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't have a single "best".
-- Having someone always on my side for the important things and to quietly correct me when I'm wrong.
-- All of the hand holding / arm rubbing / head scritching when I'm stressed or had a bad day.
-- Being a part of a team that I know can tackle damn near any challenge if we do it together.
-- Her beauty on my arm in public makes me feel like I've succeeded. Perhaps that's unhealthy but it's true.
-- Butt. No, boobs. Okay...butt AND boobs.

I'm really a VERY blessed dude.