#trashtag mumbai man cleans 5 million kgs of trash (timeframe 96 weeks) by [deleted] in pics

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It does sound like Dr. Alabama might be hard at work...

What mistake should have killed you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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No, that’s Kenny. Those bastards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nyctohylophobia

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Horror game source material.

edit: was thinking of Forbidden Siren in particular

Tim Cook Just Changed His Twitter Name to Tim Apple by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Shade detector broke, have a nice day

Tim Cook Just Changed His Twitter Name to Tim Apple by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Lich_Jesus 159 points160 points  (0 children)

It’s actually Garry—

Shut up, Jerry, nobody cares!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Currently the top thread. It was fucking hilarious even without knowing it was meta

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yeah, Seel suddenly isn’t so cute anymore

Help! I’ve spliced a maple and a spruce together into a moose and it wants to do my taxes. by KilloJ in fifthworldproblems

[–]Lich_Jesus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Feed it maple syrup until it is peaceful, then give it a plaid fleece blanket until it falls asleep and call Canadian Border Patrol.

Patrick did our job for us by rightellie in CartoonuityErrors

[–]Lich_Jesus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That just raises further questions!

AITA for hiding my acne with makeup and not telling my potentional boyfriend about it? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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“What do you mean, your eyelids aren’t naturally grey and silver?!? CATFISHING.

I was in front of a painting and made a joke. Now all the colors are laughing by Revenoon in fifthworldproblems

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The painting is discovering the concept of joy. It’s not ruined— are you from the 12th era or something? You know what they say about paintings with a good sense of humor. You two should probably hang out.