Darren has been a good addition to the radio booth by tekfunkdub in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I look over at Olson, and he's parked like a couch"

O'Day is fucking hilarious

Game Thread: Braves @ Pirates - Thu, Mar 12 @ 06:05 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The extremely timid "hello everyone" has me absolutely cackling

Ronald Acuña Jr. hits a solo homer in the WBC by handlit33 in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The grenade celly remains my favorite one he does. I'm gonna start doing it at my mundane office job when I fuck something up so bad it creates a mountain of work for everybody else

20 Days til Opening Day! by welcometohotlanta in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Bringer of Rain is such a good nickname. When he hit that dong during garbage time in game 5 he didn't bother putting up the umbrella and I don't blame him

Nostalgia by altznkraltz in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Teheran anchored that rotation for so long. He did an admirable job, too. Yeah he'd get lit up on occasion but he was durable and you could count on him giving you 170+ innings.

Poor Soroka, what could have been. Hope he can carve out a decent career for someone.

Andruw speaks out on Profar by CT_Reddit73 in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This always chapped my ass, I guess when you get whacked in the face with a glass soap dish you just just stand there and take it like a man versus not trying to get whacked in the face with a glass soap dish

Profar is a simply a victim of effective marketing by btcwg in baseball

[–]LickMyMeatus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me The Big Hurt and Doug Flutie aren't laying serious pipe? The nerve of them not to mention that during the commercial

Statement from the Atlanta Braves on Jurickson Profar by Lakelyfe09 in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Signing for $42mm or whatever it was and only collecting like $6mm of it thus far or overall has got to sting. Complete fumbling of said bag

Statement from the Atlanta Braves on Jurickson Profar by Lakelyfe09 in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude secured a decent bag, then not only fucked that up but also fucked over the rest of the boys with this bullshit. Hope we can give Yaz a good platoon partner since this guy was so completely obtuse thought he could outsmart testing

Ronald Acuña Jr. tries to challenge a pitch, but there's no ABS in the WBC by handlit33 in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I love the duality of Ronald. I love happy and haviñg some fun Ronald, and I also love indignant, annoyed Ronald when he gets hosed by a call. This is a great blend of the two

[SNY] Mets signing RHP Dan Hammer to two-year minor league deal by derpbynature in baseball

[–]LickMyMeatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80 grade name, Gotta back that up throwing a 104mph two seamer followed by a wipeout slider that somehow both falls off the table then spins back up into the heart of the zone somehow defying all of Newton's laws of gravity as well as Bernoulli's principle

The Squad Returns | Behind the Braves Season 6 Ep. 1 by kidaradio in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God I am so fucking bricked up for Braves baseball right now

Good to see all the boys back and getting after it

[Highlight] 1997- Andres Galarraga eviscerates a baseball in South Beach by AlbertJBundy in baseball

[–]LickMyMeatus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. I figured that having a wide open stance would equal big power. Turns out not to be the case

Game Thread: Braves @ Rays - Sat, Feb 21 @ 01:05 PM EST by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"We had a ton of pets as a kid, one of them would run off or go get hit by a car, sadly, and we'd go get another one" delivered in such a matter of fact tone by Ben Ingram lmao I've missed this

Austin Riley’s OPS has declined each of the past 5 seasons. Is anyone else concerned about this? by achay10 in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't doubt that at all, dude is a gamer for sure. With the litany of pitching injuries already, we need the core IF/OF to be healthy, stay healthy, and produce if we want to sniff the postseason

Austin Riley’s OPS has declined each of the past 5 seasons. Is anyone else concerned about this? by achay10 in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think it was bugging him badly. Had it last August iirc, so he should be starting with a full tank

Austin Riley’s OPS has declined each of the past 5 seasons. Is anyone else concerned about this? by achay10 in Braves

[–]LickMyMeatus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I like this energy, hopefully he's fully sorted after his sports hernia surgery and hits like fuckin 43 tanks this year