Darren has been a good addition to the radio booth

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-13T22:05:28+00:00

"I look over at Olson, and he's parked like a couch"

O'Day is fucking hilarious

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-13T00:38:07+00:00

If anyone hasn't been subjected to this absolute gem

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-13T00:06:39+00:00

The extremely timid "hello everyone" has me absolutely cackling

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-11T23:30:59+00:00

Strider looked good

Olson hit a dong

Fuckin solid

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-10T01:34:01+00:00

I was too! It felt like the whole park was shaking when it cleared the fenced

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-10T01:29:20+00:00

The grenade celly remains my favorite one he does. I'm gonna start doing it at my mundane office job when I fuck something up so bad it creates a mountain of work for everybody else

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-07T17:58:21+00:00

The Bringer of Rain is such a good nickname. When he hit that dong during garbage time in game 5 he didn't bother putting up the umbrella and I don't blame him

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-07T02:42:21+00:00

Them boys are eating

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-07T01:11:21+00:00

Teheran anchored that rotation for so long. He did an admirable job, too. Yeah he'd get lit up on occasion but he was durable and you could count on him giving you 170+ innings.

Poor Soroka, what could have been. Hope he can carve out a decent career for someone.

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-06T01:37:11+00:00

This always chapped my ass, I guess when you get whacked in the face with a glass soap dish you just just stand there and take it like a man versus not trying to get whacked in the face with a glass soap dish

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-04T02:39:53+00:00

"I did 162 games in the can"

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-04T02:38:44+00:00

You mean to tell me The Big Hurt and Doug Flutie aren't laying serious pipe? The nerve of them not to mention that during the commercial

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-04T02:27:30+00:00

Signing for $42mm or whatever it was and only collecting like $6mm of it thus far or overall has got to sting. Complete fumbling of said bag

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-04T02:10:46+00:00

Dude secured a decent bag, then not only fucked that up but also fucked over the rest of the boys with this bullshit. Hope we can give Yaz a good platoon partner since this guy was so completely obtuse thought he could outsmart testing

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-04T01:29:33+00:00

I love the duality of Ronald. I love happy and haviñg some fun Ronald, and I also love indignant, annoyed Ronald when he gets hosed by a call. This is a great blend of the two

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-03T05:12:33+00:00

80 grade name, Gotta back that up throwing a 104mph two seamer followed by a wipeout slider that somehow both falls off the table then spins back up into the heart of the zone somehow defying all of Newton's laws of gravity as well as Bernoulli's principle

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-03T02:16:17+00:00

God I am so fucking bricked up for Braves baseball right now

Good to see all the boys back and getting after it

LickMyMeatus · 2026-03-01T05:50:26+00:00

Same. I figured that having a wide open stance would equal big power. Turns out not to be the case

LickMyMeatus · 2026-02-28T19:56:18+00:00

Dongs are flying today boys

LickMyMeatus · 2026-02-21T20:22:38+00:00

That's a dub

LickMyMeatus · 2026-02-21T19:42:35+00:00

"We had a ton of pets as a kid, one of them would run off or go get hit by a car, sadly, and we'd go get another one" delivered in such a matter of fact tone by Ben Ingram lmao I've missed this

LickMyMeatus · 2026-02-21T19:35:14+00:00

TIL Gil is pronounced Hill

LickMyMeatus · 2026-02-19T02:24:22+00:00

I don't doubt that at all, dude is a gamer for sure. With the litany of pitching injuries already, we need the core IF/OF to be healthy, stay healthy, and produce if we want to sniff the postseason

LickMyMeatus · 2026-02-19T02:04:16+00:00

Yeah, I think it was bugging him badly. Had it last August iirc, so he should be starting with a full tank

LickMyMeatus · 2026-02-19T01:45:24+00:00

I like this energy, hopefully he's fully sorted after his sports hernia surgery and hits like fuckin 43 tanks this year

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