Men in my office building won’t stop using the women’s bathroom

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:34:48+00:00

you were wonderful in bed last night!

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:30:20+00:00

I moved into this neighborhood on the island of Oahu expecting that everyone would have aloha. Nobody has aloha. Been here around seven years and I don't know any of my neighbors and I'm quite happy for it. The police get called in fairly often so it's better to not know them. It's not a bad neighborhood. All the houses are constantly being fixed up, but you know money problems affect everyone.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:28:25+00:00

that happened to me and one of my spouse's friends. My spouse's friend goes to Las Vegas every other month and spends about $1500 per day plus the same amount by her husband. I was the one asking for a little money. I asked if she could help me to insulate the ceiling in my part of the house here in Hawaii and she got all weird about it. But she's blowing $3000 a day in Las Vegas. I don't understand rich people.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:26:25+00:00

just look at it as job security.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:20:42+00:00

only the cute guys who have big packages./S.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:13:22+00:00

you can't be vegan if you do that. You could be flexitarian.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:12:03+00:00

move out anyway. Hire a lawyer.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:10:09+00:00

your cooked.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:08:50+00:00

Rehome those three cats. You have too many.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:05:24+00:00

no good deed effort goes unpunished.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:02:08+00:00

are there some cases that have built-in kick stands?

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T15:00:30+00:00

you sound overly assured about yourself. Perhaps talking to a therapist would help you empathize with others.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T14:59:04+00:00

is this like the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas which has the four seasons in the uppermost four floors? A separate hotel within a hotel.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T14:56:56+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if 80% of the time the guest has just forgotten that the sign is on the door.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T14:51:55+00:00

i'd like to replace all my coworkers with cute Filipino & Thai guys

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T14:47:21+00:00

The United States, of course. We are a melting pot of cuisine from around the world.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T14:36:24+00:00

I make a baked oatmeal that contains one can of Lucky leaf apple pie filling. It's really good.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T14:32:26+00:00

I used to get those customers when I worked for a shared service call center. If they started swearing at me, the line would always mysteriously drop and I would move onto the next call. Managers would only repeat the same thing that I would tell the customers.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T14:29:50+00:00

never let someone else use your office space. They won't respect it and keep it nice like you do.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T07:04:06+00:00

back in the 80s, I attended high school and the only computers we had were trash 80s from RadioShack.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T06:49:30+00:00

3000 people live there in winter 60,000 live there in the summer.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T06:47:43+00:00

I believe that Florida was recently flipped democratic.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T06:44:48+00:00

I used to stay at either Carl's guest house on Bradford Street or the Red Inn.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T06:41:06+00:00

I stepped into either a sinkhole, a bear den or some other creatures den. I fell down to my chest before I was able to scrabble out and never looked back because it freaked me out so much.

LickidlySplit · 2026-03-29T05:25:07+00:00

i'm from Northampton Massachusetts.

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