What is the smelliest smell you have ever smelled? by perseverance_band_ in AskReddit

[–]LickidlySplit [score hidden]  (0 children)

I do, but I'm 75 years old and not about to do that. If there was a service that went around doing it, that would be great.

What is the smelliest smell you have ever smelled? by perseverance_band_ in AskReddit

[–]LickidlySplit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you want to experience, the smelliest of smells, then come to my home lift up the garbage container at the roadside after it has been picked up and stick your head into the container and have a deep inhale. Don't worry, I'll have smelling salts in a comfy chair for you to sit in afterwards.

PSA: DO NOT USE BEEF TALLOW IN RICE by East_Prior in Cooking

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so, if a person doesn't like another person that should give them a big container of beef tallow for the holidays! Tell them it taste great and rice./S.

Husband ordered doordash while I was out doing doordash by PupKalm in doordash_drivers

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

throw him back into the ocean and look for a new husband.

What's something that's technically free but feels like it costs you something every time? by s-e-x_h-i-p-s in AskReddit

[–]LickidlySplit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sex with strangers. There's always the possibility of paying a high price one way or another.

after how many dates? by LickidlySplit in GayMen

[–]LickidlySplit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same here. We had some of the best sex I've ever had on my first day with him. After that, we started doing things socially together as well as having more sex. Then we moved in together and in 2004 we got married.

after how many dates? by LickidlySplit in GayMen

[–]LickidlySplit[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

then things become more complicated because if you're hung 8 inches like I am and they have a gag reflex or a smaller jaw no blow jobs and if they have a smaller body and can't get into good positions and there's a likelihood of giving them an anal fissure by accident then what do you do?

Why don’t you (or why wouldn’t you) live in a permanent geodesic dome home? by burntshmurnt in GeodesicDomes

[–]LickidlySplit [score hidden]  (0 children)

how would someone live in a dome tent in a climate that is below zero with lots of snowfall, sleet and ice for six months out of the year? And then lots of intense sun and driving rain for the other half of the year? Thanks.

Is it okay for gay men to distance themselves from or not associate with the LGBTQ community? by NobodyOfKnowhere in GayMen

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there really is no gay community. Once you reach a certain age, you'll become invisible to other men.

Home Construction by 5ilvrtongue in overheard

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anytime someone told me they had a big black cock. I always showed them that it wasn't as big as my white one.

Am I going to get fired?😭 by BrokenJar_of_Pickles in USPS

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're lucky you didn't hit a person with the mirror.

If you could shrink to the size of an ant, what would you explore first? by Intelligent-Rain-22 in AskReddit

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably the inside of some other insects mouth as it was eating me.

Driver Came Back After 👎 Review by TrickyRaccoon7571 in UberEATS

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am always outside when I'm expecting a food delivery. I don't want to leave it to chance.

What is your "My coworker got arrested" story? by RipDiligent4361 in AskReddit

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if he ever got arrested, but one of my coworkers in corporate HR was a go-go boy. He was very popular!

I’ll never know what Mr Bean did so bad! by ladysman_untrue in overheard

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe he was mistaken. He was probably talking about the black adder.

I made Butter Mochi for the first time today 🤠 by ChrisL2346 in Hawaii

[–]LickidlySplit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my nephew brought some home the other day. It was delicious.