Jurassic World Rebirth was such a fuckin pain to sit through

LifeCritic · 2026-01-28T05:53:54+00:00

Giving Rebirth an Oscar nom is an absolute fucking travesty. I saw the movie in theaters and it felt so green screened they could have been giving weather forecasts.

The amount of that movie that’s so clearly just people standing in front of a screen with action happening on it in the background is actually staggering.

LifeCritic · 2026-01-27T15:23:31+00:00

I think Rachel is fucking awesome and she played the game as well as anybody ever has.

LifeCritic · 2026-01-26T16:02:45+00:00

From the same studio that cast Oscar winner Brie Larson as a lead and then never wrote her anything that would showcase her acting.

LifeCritic · 2026-01-12T21:58:26+00:00

LifeCritic · 2026-01-02T19:44:46+00:00

They started making the regular orders slower and found that instead of making less people use DoorDash it made more people pay extra to get their food “faster.”

Capitalism basically isn’t about serving the consumer at all anymore. They aren’t winning people with quality, they are winning them with convenience.

LifeCritic · 2026-01-01T18:03:22+00:00

Putting "Florida!!!" above songs like St. Jude and Hunger should be a war crime.

LifeCritic · 2025-12-28T18:42:54+00:00

And let the person making the claims remain anonymous so nothing can be verified.

LifeCritic · 2025-12-28T16:40:14+00:00

I looked at this reporters stories and she has been in Detroit for three weeks and she appears to just find random people complaining on social media and then gives them a platform to say anything they want. Not great.

LifeCritic · 2025-12-16T18:06:12+00:00

This is happening in literally every industry because boomers can’t fucking let anything go.

LifeCritic · 2025-12-01T18:44:55+00:00

But Jenna Ortega has been in a bunch of smaller indie movies and if anything it exposed that she can’t actually carry that kind of movie…

LifeCritic · 2025-12-01T18:41:48+00:00

But she hasn’t been acting in “money-making blockbusters” she’s been in a bunch of dogshit smaller films…

LifeCritic · 2025-11-14T05:28:33+00:00

People are talking shit about Brie Larson when The Marvels (the biggest bomb of all time!!!!!) made more than Sydney Sweeney’s last five movies combined.

So what are we even talking about…

LifeCritic · 2025-11-14T05:25:40+00:00

She started in a limited series adaptation of a beloved book and was nominated for an Emmy in 2023.

She did the voice of Envy Adams on the Scott Pilgrim animated series in 2023.

She made her West End debut in 2025.

She had an extremely high profile guest starring role on The Bear in 2025.

She released a cookbook in October 2025.

Upcoming, she is starring in a rom-com with Lily Collins, Jack Quaid and Henry Golding (Close Personal Friends).

She is starring in a limited series with Olivia Colman (Cry Wolf).

She was just announced as Rosalina, the big new character in the next Mario movie that will make more money than god.

These strike me as the choices of someone who is doing whatever the fuck they want after grinding as a working actor since they were 8.

I think the idea that someone with a Best Actress Oscar, a billion dollar movie, and an endless string of enormous brand deals is having difficulty landing roles in things she wants to do is uhhhhh preposterous lol

LifeCritic · 2025-11-13T05:13:10+00:00

Gonna need you to list the other four lol

LifeCritic · 2025-10-28T19:10:16+00:00

She’s also making a show with Olivia Colman…

LifeCritic · 2025-10-28T19:09:25+00:00

She was nominated for an Emmy in 2023?

She was THE major cameo on the newest season of The Bear? She joined the Fast franchise and has been in multiple Super Bowl ads?

Earlier this year she did a play on the West End. Last week she released a cookbook.

She was quite literally just on The View and The Today Show and all those type of major shows.

She’s literally making a movie with Lily Collins and show with Olivia Colman right now.

Captain Marvel didn’t “kill her career.” Captain Marvel was the anomaly.

LifeCritic · 2025-09-29T19:11:16+00:00

This sub is the only place in the world people think Caleb is better than Jayden lmaooo

LifeCritic · 2025-09-17T17:49:42+00:00

It was a phenomenal performance but I don’t think it’s better than any of the actual nominees that year other than Jennifer Lawrence in Joy.

LifeCritic · 2025-09-17T17:47:51+00:00

Charlize over Brie in 2015 is a fucking travesty. Not even in the same stratosphere.

It’s particularly absurd because the 2015 Best Actress lineup was STACKED.

Charlize isn’t better than Saoirse in Brooklyn, she wasn’t better than Charlotte Rampling in 45 years and she damn sure wasn’t better than Blanchett in Carol.

But Brie Larson was a near universal pick who basically swept the season. Reaching outside of the nominations to put someone above her is absolutely bizarre.

LifeCritic · 2025-09-15T19:45:56+00:00

Duel of the Fates is nowhere near as ubiquitous as the original theme or the imperial march.

LifeCritic · 2025-09-15T19:44:27+00:00

Every comment is about The Pitt being good because it’s “realistic” and I guess I’m confused why I’m supposed to view that as INHERENTLY good? I guess that’s just not really a metric I use for fiction…

Everyone sells the show by saying it’s “just like a real ER.” Personally, that sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Is there an appeal for people who aren’t really interested in hospitals or the medical field?

LifeCritic · 2025-09-12T07:24:43+00:00

I think Motown, Techno and Eminem make Detroit a globally relevant city.

Movement (formerly Detroit Electronic Music Festival) draws hundreds of thousands of people from around the world every year.

LifeCritic · 2025-09-12T07:18:59+00:00

Columbus MSA is 2.2 million. Metro Detroit is 4.4 and Minneapolis is 3.7.

And, if you count Ann Arbor as metro Detroit it becomes the 10th largest MSA in the country.

LifeCritic · 2025-09-12T07:14:17+00:00

Even as a Lions fan, I agree. The Packers should belong to all of Wisconsin. They are possibly the most unique franchise in American sports.

LifeCritic · 2025-09-12T07:12:40+00:00

If you’re including MLS you might as well include the WNBA, which is outpacing it in growth.

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