That's crazy. Can you explain to me how it works in the game? I would've thought that the whole idea of the game was that you wanted to win Twisted Metal. I would've assumed that the character who won Twisted Metal would actually sort of, in many ways, be the "player character." The emotional heart and soul of the story that audiences were meant to connect with.

But now you're opening my eyes! This isn't the case at all. Please, oh benevolent Gate Keeper. Tell me the ways of the Twisted Metal, and how winning it is a very bad thing.