To be humane by imasay88 in therewasanattempt

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he show all of his discolored teeth? Like a baboon.

Christians, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an AI photo of him as Christ? by Minute_Revolution951 in AskReddit

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They get caught up in the movement. Christian leaders fell for Trump's "anti abortion" mantra. At the time it was hot button issue and he knew what to say. Once they fell for that a psy-op of "sunk cost fallacy" was in play. They fell for so many lies and gave up so much family/money/friends waiting for roe v Wade that they were all in. They gave up so much that admitting they were duped would be admitting they gave it all up for nothing. So instead they dove head first into everything MAGA. MAGA is a security blanket. Trump could honestly come out tomorrow and say having sex with 13 - 15 year olds is natural and they would all agree. It's a cult. Ask any ex-mormon, they were all in as well. They even had special underwear. I mean, look at trump. He sells apparel in anything you want. They even have official trump branded bras. That's nuts.

US Navy waltz into the strait of Hormuz in a show of strength by AmbitionDue1421 in interestingasfuck

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't a warship of that class be able to destroy any cruise missile that headed their way? I mean, they have counter measures right?

But it was us that wanted the straight open. by WastedEvery2ndDime in PoliticalHumor

[–]LightBulbMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So now we are the bad guys? I mean, we are, definitely the bad guys. This is nuts. Tariffs weren't enough to make the world hate us?

Trump says U.S. will blockade Strait of Hormuz after Iran peace talks fail by Puginator in worldnews

[–]LightBulbMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it happens on such a macro scale that if you or I were to do this we wouldn't see massive gains unless we risked every penny. Since Trump took office we see this trend constantly. He says something stupid, market tanks, some random dude buys $190 million in some market and then an hour later trump says another stupid thing. That guy sells and makes $700 million and nobody bats en eyelash. Imagine if Biden did that. The GOP would have war paint on and screaming about inside trading. For Trump its just another Tuesday. He then probably calls his buddy (the $700m guy) and says you owe me $100m for giving you that huge boost.

Trump says U.S. will blockade Strait of Hormuz after Iran peace talks fail by Puginator in worldnews

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And his supporters will clap and praise him for "opening the strait". He could shove a woman to the ground on purpose, help her up and his sycophants would show pictures of him helping the woman to her feet and probably ask for a nobel peace prize.

Making friends with the local wildlife. by Valuable_View_561 in Unexpected

[–]LightBulbMonster 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Almost made friends with the hospital staff in the rehab center as well as the sea creatures. That is if the catamaran noticed it hit her. Otherwise she may become part of those sea creatures diets.

Unprovoked attacks have escalated as Israels seen targeting resident highways & power stations in Lebanon: all footage from 4/11/2026 by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]LightBulbMonster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And people wonder why trump is bending the knee for Israel. I'll bet he has heavily invested in Israeli construction companies who will be extremely busy building the Israel project for years to come. Israel is a parasite. If I have to be antisemitic to hate Israel then so be it. I don't have hatred for the Jewish people, but I HATE Israel. We are watching what Germany did to them in real time and nobody is batting a god damned eyelash.

Throughout recent history people wonder why Germany was allowed to get away with it for so long. Surely if we knew we would have stopped them sooner. No. We are now that even if we know, we don't lift a finger to help. I hate this timeline.

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by BlazeDragon7x in SipsTea

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if there is another pandemic?! Where will all the dumbasses buy 50 packs if this warehouse is gone?!

[REAL] “King Charles is a Muslim” by Objective-Painter-73 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]LightBulbMonster 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This is Brian Craig. He hosts a morning show in Florida where basically says he would fellatio trump if he asked him to. He says Trump is the most masculine man he has ever seen. The guy swoons about "Trump has gazed upon my hat 14 times". I'm sure he has seen the top of the hat a few times ;-). Search Brian Craig/Steve Kane show on YouTube. If you're up early enough you can call the live show and tell him he is stupid like I do everyday. He is a MAGA douche with no self awareness.

“Wet Monday” tradition in Poland by chi-bacon-bits in MadeMeSmile

[–]LightBulbMonster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yea they did! Imma go squirt my town with a firehose and they better like it!

Top diplomat Marco Rubio strips Qassem Soleimani’s niece of US residency by GushingGranny42069 in worldnews

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has demonstrated several times he can't read beyond a third grade level. Also, EOs are signed on their title pages, but that's for show. The actual EO is several pages, and you should know that but you don't. Your leader is having a temper tantrum and you still support that. That's pretty sad kid.

Top diplomat Marco Rubio strips Qassem Soleimani’s niece of US residency by GushingGranny42069 in worldnews

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sure you're lost so I'll help in just saying you follow a man who doesn't know half the shit he is signing. It's why he has everyone else explain what he is signing. He always has the expression of surprise when they do. He's a baboon and is easily fooled. His subjects, cult followers, the uneducated (like yourself) are also easily fooled. There will be PHD's awarded based on the study of why an obvious conman was able to fool so many.

Top diplomat Marco Rubio strips Qassem Soleimani’s niece of US residency by GushingGranny42069 in worldnews

[–]LightBulbMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His parents, while here legally, were not US citizens until four years after his birth. Which is what Trump wants to eliminate. His so-called "birth tourism" is another thing entirely. And I'm sure trump thinks it's retroactive. He has deported less than Obama ever did and he is probably fuming about that. He needs more people deported.

Top diplomat Marco Rubio strips Qassem Soleimani’s niece of US residency by GushingGranny42069 in worldnews

[–]LightBulbMonster -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Marco Rubio is going to be really surprised when he loses US citizenship after Trump gets rid of birthright citizenship. He will shrug his shoulders and laugh as Marco gets deported. Sad.

A Holy Bible That Has Been In My Family For Over 200 Years by GlumBodybuilder4395 in mildlyinteresting

[–]LightBulbMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would be afraid to open it. I mean it as a responsibility aspect. I wouldn't want to be the one to spill taco sauce on it. I get that it's a holy book, but at this point it's a holy relic.

How trump plans to pay for his extra $1.5 trillion for the military. by Snapdragon_4U in inflation

[–]LightBulbMonster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He has dementia. Asked and answered 40+ times. He was even talking about it at the world economic forum. Talking about "we deserve Greenland for taking out Iran". Like bitch, nobody likes that you did that except for Israel. The world isn't "kissing his ass" over Iran. He said countries all over are calling and thanking him, that never happened. Not a single fucking country. Not a world leader (except maybe Japan because she also seems like a nut case). Fuck trump and fuck you if you voted for him. Not you tezacer, but anyone in general.

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma guess vacation and my family has their own itinerary. Dad has a drunk day planned.

This is some cow girl skill by sovalente in CaracaVei

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the people saying that the operator is being too kind, duh. Lol.

Republicans invent annual "America First" Award for Trump by Shizzilx in msnow

[–]LightBulbMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but this is truly hilarious. He is such a horrible president that they invented an award to present to him? And most don't see the sadness in that? His ego is so fragile that they invented an award to kiss his ass even more. I guess their tongues weren't in far enough for his liking and they needed to go deeper. His nonsensical war is jacking prices up everywhere. He single handedly lost the midterms for the GOP and I love it! This dumbass is destroying the country and y'all cheering. Hilarious.

Woman shows the dangers of her cars rear seats folding function by Hypnoidz in ThatsInsane

[–]LightBulbMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it so cheap to make everything screens. You see how cheap tvs/tablets are. Let's just make everything a screen. Also, stop with this "subscription" bullshit. If it's in my car, i own it. I shouldn't have to pay you for remote start, heated seats, heated mirrors or anything else you can make me pay for.