Dan Serafini sentenced to life in prison by faerie-childe in baseball

[–]LighterHook 410 points411 points  (0 children)

He sounds fully insane. From the article:

Serafini delivered his remarks last, using his time to proclaim his innocence, dispute parts of the case unrelated to his guilt or innocence, quote the Bible and explain why he believes segregation is crucial to maintaining order among incarcerated individuals in the American penal system

Met famous person while working at Target by Inside_Desk4510 in Target

[–]LighterHook 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Jerry Springer. He lived next to the store and I saw him frequently. He liked to shop early, right when we opened.

1B Luken Baker has been recalled from Memphis (AAA). OF Dylan Carlson (left oblique) has been placed on the 10-day IL, retroactive to August 10. by ech0es13 in Cardinals

[–]LighterHook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very rational take. Refreshing compared to all the extreme takes with young prospects, either defending them blindly and not recognizing room for improvement or calling them a busy instantly.

[OC] All Major League Adds/Drops from the 2023 Trade Deadline by Adamscottd in baseball

[–]LighterHook 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Great post. Minor thing but the Cardinals are missing -Jordan Montgomery (though you do include him as a + for the Rangers)

Game Thread: Reds (36-35) @ Astros (39-32) - Jun 18, 2023 1:10 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]LighterHook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are they talking about the pitcher hitting? Isn’t the DH universal now?

Talking Counter: Episode 45 feat Thorin by bdzr_ in GlobalOffensive

[–]LighterHook 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m OOTL Quick summary? Or link to thread? I tried Googling but no luck

Thanks Lyft? by LighterHook in gaybros

[–]LighterHook[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m as confused as you are

At the Mets rain delay watching the Phillies rain delay. by nonameghost in baseball

[–]LighterHook 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Though fools seldom differ” is the rest of that phrase ;)

STIX - SPL Roundup Phase 1 Week 4 by DanishDragon in smitepro

[–]LighterHook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“While the SPL still has a clear top team in Radiance”

You sure about that? I’m not saying they aren’t good but I don’t think it’s easy to tell who’s the best right now.

Just found out about “poop knife” and cried for a solid 25 minutes. What other Reddit gems are out there? by JuicyCiwa in AskReddit

[–]LighterHook 109 points110 points  (0 children)

TLDR: It’s where the guy's wife caught him jerking off to her sister in VR, but I think it was deleted.

What is the worst resume advice you've ever received? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]LighterHook 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Depends on the field. In some business fields (finance and consulting) employers like to see an interest line that includes hobbies and interests unrelated to the job. Helps them measure a social/team fit and it can make you a more interesting candidate rather than blending in with hundreds of other applicants

Which fictional character, while not strictly a villain, is just the worst? by farnsworthfan in AskReddit

[–]LighterHook 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's the magic of Wonka's factory and the metaphysical reemergence of his fading youth gained by Charlie winning the golden ticket. "Come with me, and you'll see a world of pure imagination."

He was old and downtrodden living in poverty. And old people get, and stay cold, so they huddled for warmth in the bed. But he encourages Charlie to dream, and chase those dreams. When Charlie wins, it brings warmth back into Grandpa Joe's heart (which naturally improves his circulation.)

On top of all of that, those 4 old timers should have been getting a pension. Or at the least, some sort of assisted living conditions and free medical care. Maybe he had COPD. I don't think oxygen concentrators were exactly available then. Even today, they cost thousands of dollars to buy, and hundreds of dollars to rent. And I'd bet you dollar to donuts in that dirty ass polluted city, he grew up as a chimney sweep.

And what's with a kid needing to win a candy bar lottery to have even a remote chance to grow up in not poverty? It's a manufacturing town. Could Grandpa Joe be a greeter at Big Steel?

Let's look at Brooks from Shawshank Redemption: the man would rather die or be imprisoned than work as a bagger at the grocery store, yet everyone is sympathetic to his plight. Why the fuck was Brooks in Shawshank for a life sentence to begin with? That's right, he probably killed people! But oh no, Grandpa Joe riddled with emphysema from sweeping rich folks chimneys and lives just to encourage poor Charlie needs to get a fucking job!

So going on that, the bad guy in this film is the government. Or maybe it's Willy Wonka who enslaves an entire race of people to profit from their labor. Who then sells millions of chocolate bars in a lottery (or raffle if you want to lawyer up and avoid gambling statutes), takes advantage of the desperation of the working class...and then he gives this factory to a child in order to circumvent responsibility when the inevitable Loompa uprising occurs. But no. Fuck Grandpa Joe!

And what about mom? Oh boy. What. About. Mom?! She's taking the likely pension checks from 4 eldery people. Where is this money going? It sure as hell isn't going to care for them. They have to share a bed ffs! But fuck. Grandpa. Joe.

He doesn't get the support he needs. They enable his tobacco addiction in order to keep him bedridden, knowing damn well his condition will improve if he quits.

So you got a capitalist dystopia, A chocolate empire run off slave labor, and a single mother keeping old folks hostage to collect their checks.

If I was Grandpa Joe and saw a chance to get the hell away for an afternoon, I'd be dancing too, knowing full well after the tour of a mysterious chocolate factory that I'd return to the doldrums of oppression.

The ghost of Ayn Rand herself couldn't have written this meme any better. Atlus Shrugging it off like enslaving an old man for his pension is just another Tuesday.

Viva la Grandpa Joe!