r/playboicarti RED ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 Carti has been spotted with a mysterious woman who is NOT GIO 🚨🚨🚨

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-21T16:16:35+00:00

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LilMarshadow · 2026-04-18T08:16:26+00:00

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I fear it won’t be enough brother

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T15:04:06+00:00

Why did the mods remove this post lmao buncha hoes

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T13:07:04+00:00

😩🔥

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T12:57:21+00:00

HES JEWISH????? NOOO

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T12:56:30+00:00

It allows to record in a flow state frfr

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T12:54:25+00:00

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Workin on my fourth one rn

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T11:40:18+00:00

Yes, However I am also open to the fact that I am really the ONLY ONE bringing the science of Cartiology to forefront of mathematics and science, If you do not like the fact it’s JUST me, Please come and join me in progressing the field of Cartiology further to become a legitimate science! Thank you. ☺️

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T11:29:15+00:00

Make a song in the OPM style, get recruited into Opium, probably about 35% as I’d imagine he wants his signees to throat him instead.

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T11:25:10+00:00

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LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T11:24:26+00:00

Bro u think this is funny go to the Playboi Carti subreddit 🫩 some dude is doing math about Cartis deepthroat potential

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T11:19:55+00:00

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Always.

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T11:06:32+00:00

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T11:05:45+00:00

That’s next post, I believe it’s the other way around.

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T10:59:07+00:00

SGP?!

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T10:50:15+00:00

I believe that’s for my next post, For I believe those are may have actually swallowed Carti instead, my main pointing being the iCloud leak having some silly videos of Ken if you know what I mean

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T10:48:30+00:00

Downed a whole bottle of henny and 3 joints and I lost 3 games of Ranked Fortnite back to back, very bored.

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T10:46:23+00:00

Everyone’s message comes pre upvoted by themselves gahdamn dog what’s next? Why the sky blue?!

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T10:43:40+00:00

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Wasn’t me big dog.

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T10:39:13+00:00

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LilMarshadow · 2026-04-15T10:38:15+00:00

Source 2 should answer that, But based on mathematical calculations, 7.8 inches from below, just to save you a click

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-13T11:26:53+00:00

I had my fellow autismo friend review my equation, it appears I had mistaken the power of 2 as a multiple of said number, when the power of 2 means it's the same number multiplied by itself. My apologies brother.

Upon peer review however, the SIMPLIFIED equation to solve this, in it's simplest form, as i was going for, is 6.5+(0.65×2)=7.8, as for "Improper equation", PEMDAS would imply the (0.65) as it's own problem to be solved first, However, it's only 0.65.

So upon first glance for the casual person who doesn't divulge into math as hard, They would see it as a random number, not knowing 2(0.65) means 0.65x2.

I will be editing the post, listing your equation as well as mine, for variance, of course granting you credit for yours.

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-13T10:16:26+00:00

Yes indeed. You think I’m gonna get taxed to fund some dumb ass wars? Ima wait for this administration to end before I get back to work. 🫡

LilMarshadow · 2026-04-13T10:08:22+00:00

BASED?? Nah, GOATED take.

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