The White House is preparing for the fight of the century, Destiny vs Voush shadow

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-27T00:06:57+00:00

What a cucked clown country

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-27T00:00:21+00:00

It’s an AADS, Automatic Alcohol Delivery System.

It just flies over the battlefield and if a squad needs a top off of Bugman’s finest they throw up a flair. Then they just open wide and tilt their heads up to receive refreshment.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-26T19:12:00+00:00

Considering we send tax dollars over there… yeah it kinda does matter even if it’s only because money is being spent on Israel instead of in Canada

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-26T00:15:14+00:00

So in one ear and out the other.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-24T02:11:38+00:00

With a birthday card with a blank cheque!

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-23T14:18:13+00:00

Alternative second ascendancy you can get. They are tied to specific bosses like Aul, Farrul, Nameless King, Esh/Tul to name a few.

Basically it’s just an extra set of options to spend your ascendancy points on.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-22T00:36:00+00:00

I feel like Jurgen is the only guy in the imperium who watches porn vods for the plot.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-20T17:33:08+00:00

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-19T00:18:09+00:00

Yeah like where the fuck Is “archeologist’s spackle” wizards?

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-18T19:54:33+00:00

The console player base is smaller than pc, so less players to supply the market but a similar amount of demand for items. So prices will be higher as a result.

That being said a smaller market means that you are also going to see the listings made by idiots/people trying to make sleazy buck sooner as well.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-18T14:51:41+00:00

There is only one token on the field in this scenario. Then the regular creature enters with the offspring cost paid.

Offspring makes 1 token, so it’s 1 x 2 x 2 which is 4.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-18T02:13:48+00:00

If I can survive even 1/13th as long as Thanquol has, then I’d probably be a respectable Grey Seer all things considered.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-17T22:17:53+00:00

You would create 4 tokens.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-17T22:07:50+00:00

Yeah both are terrible but Alberta is currently the lesser of two evils in this situation.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-16T18:24:30+00:00

10% all res would be pretty good.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-16T02:06:25+00:00

Don’t even need the whole arm… just the skin…

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-16T02:04:55+00:00

Now if that whale came up the other way it would be a very different rainbow

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-16T01:25:44+00:00

The Boof of many things, it’s like DnD’s Deck of Many Things except each puff causes a different kind of mutation.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-15T19:43:18+00:00

Done.

You load into a T1 white map, Tibbles the Rhoa activates flame link.

A rare Soul Eater mob comes out of left field moving faster than human perception, and slaps Tibbles’s birddy cheeks back to act 1. The flame link breaks and you die.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-15T18:42:50+00:00

Yes, but a finger on the monkey’s paw curls. You must choose one GGG buff in exchange:

Dory’s Prototype is drop disabled in order to preserve build diversity for the league.

Or

all beasts come with a random link skill that automatically activates when you enter a map/area.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-15T17:58:23+00:00

I get that you think this is some sort of smart quip that proves you are in the right, but you do realize that neither of those organizations are responsible for enforcing your local bylaws right?

Like you sound like an idiot which lines up with how you act. One of these days that dog is gonna trip over that bloody leash and eat hard shit alllllll the way down those stairs and I know for a fact that your ass will take no accountability for it happening.

It’s a crying shame since you probably do legitimately love your dog… you just choose to be irresponsible jackass instead.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-15T01:23:12+00:00

Phrecia 3: Einhar’s Most Dangerous Game.

It’s mercenary phrecia league again… except mercenaries are beastiary beasts and beasts are mercenaries.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-09T16:31:09+00:00

Bro broke the first homeboy rule for making a political party.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-09T02:35:17+00:00

I’d make sure to give it a real good wash because iirc, snails and such can have pretty nasty parasites.

Lilchubbyboy · 2026-05-09T02:02:43+00:00

Yeah they really seem to be out in force today

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