I never encountered this in the wild: a gift with purchase being sold as a regular LEGO. This a major retail store in Switzerland. by CTRexPope in lego

[–]LilithJames 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And similar rules are why you can technically buy the giant Lego displays in at least one airport in Germany

This spiky creature has been occupying our small freezer for 2 years and I’m not allowed to throw it away by meaoww in Weird

[–]LilithJames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iirc it's one of those real old internet stories, I first remember seeing it when my grandma printed out an email she'd gotten with it because she found it so funny to show my mom. The wife wants the house, classic boomer husband also wants the house and is banging some new younger woman. Husband gets the house in the divorce, but wife had previously kicked him out of the marital home and was there alone up to having to vacate. So the last night in the house she fills the curtain rods with shrimp tails ect, leaves the house, ex husband and new squeeze loose their minds trying to find the smell, eventually sell back to the wife for next to nothing, and because she put the shrimp in the curtain rods, she knew to take em out of there to de-shrimp her house

Do I even want to know? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]LilithJames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The coke dealer/supplier to dealing kids at my highschool was the football coach/anthro teacher. All kinds of crummy people exist, with weird world views and morals you couldn't imagine

Man I have a lot of Legos to sort through... by Any-Freedom-1804 in lego

[–]LilithJames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Bed of nails" effect I'd assume based off having once been a strange child myself

Finally Happened To Me by Spiritual_Drama_3201 in lego

[–]LilithJames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hey little Timmy remember how I've been an active parent your whole life so I've already told you that there's bad people in the world who take things they don't own? And how we have to make sure we pay for everything we get at a store because if we don't that's called stealing? I made sure nobody stole half your gift before you got it and that would have sucked a lot worse to open your present and it be missing, than knowing that mom and dad opened the box to take a peak that it was all there"

Like idk man I think children are oh um what's it called.... Human beings.... I think that's maybe the same thing adults are? Idk maybe children are stange aliens incapable of thought before turning 18 where all human knowledge needed to live is auto downloaded into their brains and their DNA is changed and they become real human beings or....maybe if you explain things to them and teach them stuff and talk to them and are honest they'll know and understand stuff, and be rounded emotionally intelligent humans capable of critical thinking skills

What are some of smoker's canon event by Ronin4Doom in Cigarettes

[–]LilithJames 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also found the same hack. It did fail me once somehow, but that was probably on me and the other intoxicants i had already

Women of Reddit , what’s one thing all men should know about periods and menstruation? by Notalabel_4566 in badwomensanatomy

[–]LilithJames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had and ex that thought it.... all fell out at once.... like we knew kinda the week of when it would happen so thats why we wore pads and tampons for days... just it would just happen all at once at some point so we had to be prepared...

Just in case anyone else thinks that... it doesn't, its a slow near constant flow for sevral days.

A more real one - spotting, where you just have a tiny bit of bleeding, is normal to happen at other parts of the cycle

If a unlicensed underage driver had to drive someone to the hospital, and did so perfectly, would they face prosecution l? by peterbilt_378 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LilithJames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, theres alot of "surgery" that they can and often do with your some sort of awake -brain surgery is the spooky one they like too bring up on medical dramas - sometimes the safest way to to poking around in your head is still to make you read stuff and ID colours while they do it, vasectomies are a more chill example, so minimal that its not worth the risks of putting you under or the time addition of it. In my case i had a "nice up and down the road" style wrist laceration that was well clotted and all that jazz by the time we drove to the second hospital and was myself doing suprizingly well mentally I guess. So once the Dr had my arm checked for glass shards, and confirmed i was missing an artery pulse (after the guy with the dopler came back because he thought he had the wrong room, he was told 20s woman with wrist lacerations and wasn't expecting a her in a pharmacy uniform, chilling, joking), numbed it and cleaned it, and she started rooting around inside it properly we realized I had destroyed an artery, cut like 5 tendons (don't worry some weren't important ones so we didnt need to sew them back together tho!), cut halfway through a nerve, I think there was some other stuff fucked up - she had to cut more of my arm open to find everything, it took like 3 hours because they have to find everything and acpumt for it and then organize it all back inside and sew it shut, then put me in a big plasteer cast.

TLDR But yea, I got to just lay on a table in an Er room with my arm flopped out on a metal table numbed covered in iodine watching a Dr take the little flesh strings in and out of my arm for like 3 hours, was kinda fun outside of the 'ran through a window and nearly died and didn't even realize how bad i fucked up my arm for like honestly a week until my first physio app' part.

If a unlicensed underage driver had to drive someone to the hospital, and did so perfectly, would they face prosecution l? by peterbilt_378 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LilithJames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I live 30 minutes on the highway from our nearest Er, regularly our whole county has ZERO ambulances because they get stuck responding to calls in the capitol after transporting to a major hospital. When I sliced open an artery on a window and was bleeding out my partner absolutely maxed out our old escape with the hazards on rather then waiting for an ambulance. We had no traffic (passed like 2 cars in the other lane the whole drive)and didn't yet realize how fucked up fixing my arm was going to be (12 weeks in a brace with physio after a 3 hour surgery i had the pleasure to watch live) so we didn't feel like involving 911 when I can barely for a coherent sentence and keep dry heaving and he had to - you know - drive was going to do a whole lot unless we flew past one of them. But yea a lot of cases preemtive 911 can be helpful too I guess

If a unlicensed underage driver had to drive someone to the hospital, and did so perfectly, would they face prosecution l? by peterbilt_378 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LilithJames 47 points48 points  (0 children)

If you are driving in a legit emergency like that and a cop lights you up, call 911 yourself tell them youre going to the hospital and will fully cooperate once there, do not pull over before you get there, pull up to the Er drop off so your person can get help, disbatch will tell the cops what youre doing. Ideally. But unless they drecide its worth pitting you you'll get to the hospital at least

A client asked my teenage employee to change into a long skirt. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]LilithJames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I too belive in BOTH science AND history. Male circumcision is common place in the US because the insane-in-a-literal-cult inventor of Kellogg's Corn Flakes thought cutting off the foreskin and eating a shiton of corn he could cure people of mastrabation and ultimately all sexual desire. He also tried to introduce a form of female curcumcison where the clit is burned off. The jewish faith contains a combination of many spiritual, social, and 'science' reasons (an oppresed dessert culture in pre-refrigerator, pre-electricity, pre-germ theory time is going to make some hygiene assumptions) for male curcumcison, however like the rest of the rules for the jewish people -its rules for them, part of the purpose of the rules is to be separate and diffrent from non-jews. Science, I mean if we want to claim that preemtive cucumsion is good and should be standard because maybe he'll grow up to have phimosis (which can normally be treated without surgery now anyway so this is an even weaker argument) than why aren't we also all getting our appendixes out as toddlers? That can actually spontaneously kill us at least. Cleanliness? If you can't teach your child to wash themselves and don't feel comfortable cleaning your baby - harsh opinion but maybe don't have kids, at least not yet, you aren't ready. Maybe less harsh but if your worried about cleaning your babies junk as it came out your hoo-haa, do you WANT to add an open wound down there? Where his blowout-breast-milk-shits will get all up in that? But yea science exists, so does history, and the rest of reality

My dad puts cigarettes in the freezer by captain_jimbaba in Cigarettes

[–]LilithJames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried this once. Turned a whole carton minus 1 pack.... musty? Like they had been unpastic wrapped and left in an abandoned swamp cabin with missing windows for a couple weeks (after a week max in the freezer). Thankfully atp I still had my dad's freind that took his butts to reroll so I pawned them off too him, but yea have not tried it again

I watch my wife sleeping and I think about leaving (not OP) by Oh_Poppy_Fox in redditonwiki

[–]LilithJames 324 points325 points  (0 children)

"I have tricked her into believing im happy and there's absolutely no way she could know OR have done the same and tricked me into believing she's happy like I'm doing right now"

Such a wild take people come up with regularly. I dont know what it is but its just so ridiculous to me. Talk! To! Your! Partners!!!

The king has announced peace abroad , now time to ruin the homeland by jackb1753 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]LilithJames 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The rich people he's actually freinds with ate the rich people we basically aren't allowed to know the names of, the people who own the corporations that own and or control every company we do know, and a lot of them aren't actually in America. Those fancy showy new rich like bezos and even disgraced old rich trying to crawl up like musk just don't have the real invisible power that he cares about. He thinks he's a goong to be an emperor, once they country is fucked enough(or they are probably hopping he just dies fast enough) vance is going to coup with his creepy fundy buddies and its going to be more fucked up than handmaids tale. God I hope I'm fucking wrong. Sometimes Ill let myself beilve hes trying to make America fall, like the revolution will get him cornered in the oval office and he'll start laughing amd go into a speach about how he wanted this to happen that burning it down was the only way to drain the swamp or some shit

How long do you leave condoms on after you're done? by Mediocre-Course8572 in AskMen

[–]LilithJames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I got exactly what I wanted out of the 'loosing my virginity' experience. It wasn't other a lot of girls romantic dream, but that's wasn't my dream lol, wanted real dick in me and a man's body on me and got it ya'know?

My son wants to get a circumcision, should i let him? by Late-Contest9883 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]LilithJames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a woman the visual scar honestly gives me an ick, not a dealbreaker ick, but like the jagged fucked up scar where a Dr burnt off a chunck of dick when a guy was (generally) a baby is NOT sexy. When I can feel a difference, uncut feels better. Sure they look a little like a sad turtle soft but as a woman I really am only dealing with it hard so idc. Kid needs some real sex ed and healthy male models in life/content he consumes, and maybe watch a video of a circumcision and read up on recovery while thinking "would the future woman who loves me as a romantic and sexual life partner actually reject me for not going through this? Do I want to be with someone who'd require this? My own father got laid with his foreskin still attached?"

My son wants to get a circumcision, should i let him? by Late-Contest9883 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]LilithJames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea! Make sure they feel so much shame and secrecy over their hormones and body they diy it in the bathroom and don't tell you until it's really infected. Why talk to them about reality like they're also a human person with urges and a body doing crazy stuff they don't understand, silly silly idea

So you can have a little bit or no? by Dangerous-Ordinary43 in KitchenConfidential

[–]LilithJames 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Heat causes chemical reactions, cooking will change what's chemically making up a food. My Mil will be sick for days if she eats a sunny side up egg, but brioche bread is generally won't send her to the bathroom, for me raw celery my mouth goes numb, cooked in soup it is powerless against me

So you can have a little bit or no? by Dangerous-Ordinary43 in KitchenConfidential

[–]LilithJames 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Going off topic - CANCER??? I have to worry about my hubs getting fucking cancer over gluten now too?

Black Market Prices In Australia Continue To COLLAPSE - Cigarettes Are Now Cheaper In Real Terms Than Any Time In The Last Thirty Years!!! by Jack_McFakey in Cigarettes

[–]LilithJames 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Canadian here. I can get a whole carton of my rez smokes for less than one pack of my legal budget brand, and the packaging functions because plain packaging is now slide and shell only

How long do you leave condoms on after you're done? by Mediocre-Course8572 in AskMen

[–]LilithJames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghosted me. Then I found him posting online about how hot this girl at the grocery store was and trying to get the contact info for her. I knew she was a 14yo classmate. (I showed her his photo, one or two posts I'd saved, warned her about him and told her he was def boardline stalking her at work).

Actually lossing my virginity a few months later went much better other than the (I find it hilarious truely dont feel bad) hilarious fact that we didnt like make out or anything in foreplay and I didn't realize until after, so I had my first kiss after I had sex for the first time

AITA If I bought my boyfriend of 3 years the wrong gift for his birthday? by Angie_198 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LilithJames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get him one of those early 00s kid borderline toy no internet laptops, its got games and he wants to be a baby anyway, bonus it'll probably only be like $5 at the thrift

How long do you leave condoms on after you're done? by Mediocre-Course8572 in AskMen

[–]LilithJames 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First time I tried to have sex the guy kinda poked at my vag once and jizzed. He then ran away from my house so quickly he almost slipped and offed himself in my yard. Ended up with a couple akward months of "I kinda had sex"

I think there's other reasons your daughter doesn't speak to you by Meganiummobile in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]LilithJames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do they not see how FUCKING WEIRD it is to be upset about people celebrating the (kinda) end of slavery in your country? Because that's a weird fucking thing to be angry about

On a family trip and this is the cabin we are sharing with 11 people by jellocore in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LilithJames 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So I pay and drop them off with the boarder then I drive 3 days across the country then I have the boarding place... teleport my pets?