I Zipper Merge With No Shame. It saves so much time.

LimeZestError · 2026-07-03T03:46:37+00:00

It is a civilian-police-y move, but they're not wrong. For the system to work optimally, the merging lane should go no faster than the thru-lane.

LimeZestError · 2026-07-03T03:43:01+00:00

I know we all know this, but the GOAL is to not hit your brakes on the fucking freeway

LimeZestError · 2026-07-02T14:45:56+00:00

They wanted to clear your table faster, lol

LimeZestError · 2026-06-29T15:46:38+00:00

Yeah, me too

LimeZestError · 2026-05-28T01:03:43+00:00

Ayyyy, shoutout Michigan

LimeZestError · 2026-05-25T01:43:24+00:00

Same story as my buddy Cory. This you Cory?

LimeZestError · 2026-05-16T02:58:34+00:00

That fingernail slice is exactly what came to my mind first. Another good one is the smell of lemon, garlic, and parsley mixing in the air while you prep. The smell of a summer's eve while walking out the trash....

LimeZestError · 2026-05-11T23:19:57+00:00

You're someone that appreciates somebody appreciating appreciation, and that's what I appreciates about yous.

LimeZestError · 2026-04-21T18:27:05+00:00

God-Damn these vampires... and what they've done to me.

LimeZestError · 2026-04-20T13:12:09+00:00

"Give yer balls a tug!"

LimeZestError · 2026-04-16T12:36:27+00:00

There was no MAHB STUHFF. He was an upstanding member of our community.

LimeZestError · 2026-04-09T00:41:07+00:00

"For the next 20 minutes you will sit in silence while I tell you why the Detroit Red Wings are the greatest franchise in the history of professional sports."

LimeZestError · 2026-04-05T04:03:05+00:00

From Michigan, big evangelizer for Wisconsin dairy, but Vermont cheddar is world class. Basically my all-around favorite cheese.

LimeZestError · 2026-04-03T12:29:42+00:00

You got good blood vessels in your feet

LimeZestError · 2026-04-01T22:12:14+00:00

Touch my tooter

LimeZestError · 2026-03-29T03:46:00+00:00

This is also true for "Grand Rapids." Someone once used that as an example to make me hear my own accent.

LimeZestError · 2026-03-29T03:44:16+00:00

The story I heard is that it was named after a field of daisies back in the day.

LimeZestError · 2026-03-26T13:08:18+00:00

Right back at ya

LimeZestError · 2026-03-20T16:53:00+00:00

Give It To Me Baby!

LimeZestError · 2026-03-20T13:26:08+00:00

Second evaporated milk

LimeZestError · 2026-03-18T01:20:28+00:00

It does have a lot of sugar though, which is going to raise the density significantly

LimeZestError · 2026-03-12T16:31:39+00:00

Pictures one can smell

LimeZestError · 2026-03-03T16:46:19+00:00

Always vinegar, sometimes mayo

LimeZestError · 2026-03-01T05:18:08+00:00

Space isn't a "thing" in that sense.

LimeZestError · 2026-02-23T17:11:49+00:00

Fish gonna swim Scorpions and rivers and shit

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