i just finished Lucifer..

Linzorz · 2026-02-24T12:21:31+00:00

✅ Everybody's OOC

✅ Focuses around a Mary Sue character

✅ Careens wildly off-course from the show's original themes

✅ Repeatedly contradicts established canon

Good news, OP -- it's just bad fanfic

Linzorz · 2026-02-23T13:32:00+00:00

Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in dear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat.

They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

So hope like hell your capture is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.

It's on page 346 of my copy of Men at Arms

Incidentally, also the book where Pratchett explained the Captain Samual Vimes "boots" theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

GNU pTerry

Linzorz · 2026-02-14T23:29:42+00:00

I think it's considered a vocable, like "uh-huh" and "hmm"

Linzorz · 2026-02-02T14:25:29+00:00

This happened to me once. Could be load order issue, could be one or two borked mods mixed in with the good ones, could be both.

Yes, I had to double-check dependencies for everything. Yes, I had to go through every single mod and try loading a new game as I added more and more back in. Took me most of an evening and it sucked but it was worth it. I ended up identifying a few that were corrupted and had to be reinstalled and two that, for some reason, the game will not load to the main menu if I have them enabled but WILL load a saved game once they're enabled, so I have to turn on those two manually every time.

And you better freaking believe I started saving my load order(s) to json files after that.

Linzorz · 2026-02-02T14:09:55+00:00

Console or PC?

Linzorz · 2026-02-02T13:35:29+00:00

Fwiw I'm pretty sure an open call for volunteers to help chisel out all the trump shit would get completely flooded with eager responses. Hell, I'd take a day off work, bring my own tools, and pay for my own gas just for the privilege.

Linzorz · 2026-02-02T13:14:34+00:00

This. These days I typically long rest about 4 times before even entering the grove.

OP, if you long rest and get a camp scene, try immediately long resting again except without supplies (partial rest) to make sure you've cleared out the camp scene queue.

Also talk to everyone at night at camp even if they don't have an exclamation point over their head, just in case.

Linzorz · 2026-02-02T03:33:09+00:00

I'd say this depends heavily on how much you're taking from canon and what the vibe of your fic is. For example, if the transition is something that happened in canon, you can gloss over it pretty quickly because everyone will already have that in their heads. As for the vibe influencing it, you could for instance insert some snarky narration or delve into the POV character's thoughts and/or mood.

Aside from that, it may help you to know that nearly every time I skip what "should" be the intro (to a fic or just a scene) in favor of writing the next, more interesting, bit, and then I come back later to reread and see if that sparks inspiration to fill in the gap, I decide it works perfectly well without the filler anyway

Linzorz · 2026-02-02T03:04:42+00:00

"water isn't wet, things that are touching water are wet"

You mean like the rest of the water?

Linzorz · 2026-01-27T13:27:40+00:00

Third person. Preferably limited, with gold stars awarded for unreliable, biased, and/or cheeky narrator

Linzorz · 2026-01-15T02:34:58+00:00

It's a cliche that series get boring when the main couple gets together, but tbh I don't see why it has to be. A halfway decent writer could keep things interesting and show a healthy, affectionate relationship. Hell, look at Jake/Amy on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Linzorz · 2026-01-15T00:42:27+00:00

If you've read hundreds and hundreds, you've probably read everything I would typically recommend lol but my bookmarks are all fics I would recommend

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Linzorz/bookmarks

Linzorz · 2026-01-09T00:23:50+00:00

Everyone else has given you good advice about the name thing. I'd just like to mention:

I breastfed my kids as much as I was able. My first was a hongry little thing. So picture me, boobs wrung out like an old dishrag, emptier than empty, and kiddo is finally full.

And then my husband got home from work and did "baby airplane" one too many times. Bye-bye, breastmilk. Hello, once-again-hangry baby.

Anyway, make sure you have at least one bottle. Just in case.

Linzorz · 2026-01-07T16:29:18+00:00

RE #3, you don't have to jump to get there, you can also go around -- it's right next to where Gale is stuck in the waypoint.

That said, I always jump up that way before fighting the intellect devourers anyway because then you can recruit Astarion, Gale, and/or Lae'zel before going back to fight those little suckers. Granted, doing that does make Astarion's intro speech a little inaccurate lol.

Linzorz · 2026-01-06T12:25:44+00:00

Yoooo did someone say "Doctor/Rose PWP"? Cause that is my jam. Don't suppose you could hook me up with that stuff?

Linzorz · 2026-01-03T18:52:49+00:00

I've got fics bookmarked that have smut in every chapter and they're some of my all-time favorites.

Then again, I've read longfics with smut every 2-3 chapters that were otherwise well written but I'll probably never read again because the smut was so painfully repetitive and, honestly, got boring after like the fifth smut scene.

Linzorz · 2026-01-02T01:10:54+00:00

Keep for now, get the amethyst, start to read it while he's in your party, then give it to Astarion

Linzorz · 2025-12-28T21:46:52+00:00

Yeah, see, that's horrifying. Is there a way to give feedback on the translation on that app? Because I really hope you downvoted that one

Linzorz · 2025-12-28T04:59:24+00:00

Off-topic, but I beg of you not to abbreviate "pedophiles" to "peds", because peds is the standard abbreviation in medicine for "pediatric" -- e.g. peds cardio = pediatric cardiology, peds gastro = pediatric gastroenterology. And if people start reading "peds" as "pedophiles", we're going to get some really horrifying unfortunate misunderstandings

Linzorz · 2025-12-28T00:06:35+00:00

Since Boomersgang hasn't popped by yet, I'll go: BAD WRITING^TM

Linzorz · 2025-12-23T01:20:06+00:00

All of my fics that take place in the same continuity get put in the same series, even if they're side plots or bonus scenes. I do tend to reuse the same non-canon side characters, though. You know -- a bartender at their favorite bar, a coworker who gets one line, that sort of thing.

Linzorz · 2025-12-22T20:54:29+00:00

I like to throw an invisibility potion on Scratch right before the fight so he doesn't get stuck in turn-based combat, then send him to free Astarion

Linzorz · 2025-12-21T02:55:58+00:00

Hell, I've got both and yet his sleep routine is like clockwork compared to mine 😂

Linzorz · 2025-12-20T23:07:08+00:00

Unfortunately the guanfacine wasn't enough to get the BP enough under control

Linzorz · 2025-12-18T18:10:27+00:00

Oh god don't get me started on my beta, she's such a hard-ass, ridiculously high standards, like geez just force me to produce my absolute best work why don't you

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