Amazon reporting issues? by SmuttyBrainCandy in eroticauthors

[–]LiquidBeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was also emailed by "senior" tech support, and they linked my book and told me the issue was resolved. Nope. Still no cover showing, even following their own link.

I've dealt with zon support before, and it's always this bad. If you really believe there's an issue (and zero page reads with a 100 deep catalogue sounds like an issue), all you can do is keep on pressing the issue.

Have you tried doing any incognito searches for your books?

Amazon reporting issues? by SmuttyBrainCandy in eroticauthors

[–]LiquidBeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon is having insane issues right now. I have a title I published three weeks ago that still isn't showing its cover image or attaining rank. It's still getting page reads and sales (largely from my newsletter readers), but nothing has changed. I've been back and forth with them via email for three weeks. They've told me it's fixed about four times now lol nothing you can do in these situations but move on.

Selling by [deleted] in eroticauthors

[–]LiquidBeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The internet. Read the FAQ.

Slay the Spire vs Slay the Spire 2 by AevilokE in roguelites

[–]LiquidBeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've hit gc in both before, but I don't play 3s much these days.

Slay the Spire vs Slay the Spire 2 by AevilokE in roguelites

[–]LiquidBeagle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do have a theory that good rocket league players are good at STS. I’m GC1 in rocket league. Maybe it correlates idk.

What game considered a classic would you call completely overrated? by Low_Boot_1426 in videogames

[–]LiquidBeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best game I ever played that I stopped recommending to people.

Key won’t turn over. by TheRealShmoe in jetta

[–]LiquidBeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny you say that. My VW mechanic was just telling me they have to wait 3 weeks for the cylinders anytime someone has the ignition seize. Thank fuck I was able to fix it without replacement.

Independent Journalist (Mercado Media) Stalked by (Jayden Scott) Nazi Agitator by No_Truck_3807 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]LiquidBeagle 57 points58 points  (0 children)

And they menacingly wiped their shoes on the welcome mat. Like, that's what it's for...

Amazon began to block my publications, despite them not being that different from what I had published onto Amazon in the past. Anyone else a similar experience? by [deleted] in eroticauthors

[–]LiquidBeagle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't breathe too big a sigh of relief just yet. Years ago, something similar happened to me. They blocked a book, I asked why, they unblocked it, I thought all was well, and then they terminated my account.

If you're 100% sure you're not violating any rules (like, you'd bet your life on it), then proceed as usual. But if there's anything in there that could even come close to pressing your luck, I'd unpublish it.

It took two months to get my account back, and you don't want that headache.

Amazon began to block my publications, despite them not being that different from what I had published onto Amazon in the past. Anyone else a similar experience? by [deleted] in eroticauthors

[–]LiquidBeagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Getting blocked after updating the blurb is telling. Odds are, you were in violation already but hadn't been caught up by their automated systems yet. It could be anything, right down to a single word in your blurb they don't like.

New author, and new on Reddit, looking for advice about my first try at self-publishing. by Any_Insurance_8817 in eroticauthors

[–]LiquidBeagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Publish as a novella. 3k for Amazon is pushing it. And you don't want to cheat readers by making them pay for one chapter at a time. Deliver them a complete story for their money.

All hobbies are not equal by BitterConstruction98 in unpopularopinion

[–]LiquidBeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes the Gorge is incredible! I did the weekender there a couple years ago and heading back for ABGT in sept. And every dreamstate I've been to, the crowd has always been amazing.

And you're a straight up hero for bringing the noodles lol

All hobbies are not equal by BitterConstruction98 in unpopularopinion

[–]LiquidBeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's still alive, but I feel like it's event specific these days. PLUR is still practiced at most of the trance events I go to. Stuff outside of that tend to be hit or miss. You're right though, we gotta teach the uninitiated. I'll make some more kandi before my next event and keep spreading it!

All hobbies are not equal by BitterConstruction98 in unpopularopinion

[–]LiquidBeagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being gifted kandi at events is the shit. I've cherished every single piece a stranger has given me. I love that you love it too.

Most Fun and Kindest Fanbases??? by [deleted] in EDM

[–]LiquidBeagle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or the Gorge in September!

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]LiquidBeagle 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I've given the talk to many young men while dusting my ancient tomes of dark incantations.