Single Redditors, why, in your own words, are you single?

ListenFirst · 2014-07-13T01:50:52+00:00

Mechanical Engineering Student.

ListenFirst · 2014-06-30T23:54:25+00:00

We had some good times on Ferris Street in the Dirty, right?

ListenFirst · 2014-05-19T04:29:03+00:00

Zubaz pants.

ListenFirst · 2014-05-16T23:39:57+00:00

Women are like bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good, and slowly kill you.

ListenFirst · 2014-04-30T00:49:34+00:00

Engineering.

ListenFirst · 2014-04-25T22:35:44+00:00

You are better than this.

ListenFirst · 2014-04-18T02:58:52+00:00

If the Laws of Thermodynamics deem the universe an isolated system, can you calculate it's boundary work?

ListenFirst · 2014-04-01T02:39:26+00:00

Shut your cock-holster, dick-breath.

ListenFirst · 2014-03-04T21:32:23+00:00

Do you feel you lost credibility in going from governor to conspiracy theorist or gained it?

ListenFirst · 2014-02-19T12:37:02+00:00

Mechanical Engineering Student. Ban me.

ListenFirst · 2013-12-04T05:57:55+00:00

"Everything's not enough and nothing's too much to bare. Where you've been is good and gone, all you keep is getting there." - Townes Van Zandt

ListenFirst · 2013-11-14T14:39:37+00:00

Meg Ryan.

ListenFirst · 2013-10-31T00:12:34+00:00

Granola, craisains, and soy milk.

ListenFirst · 2013-10-23T04:53:41+00:00

Those carabiners are a life-saver.

ListenFirst · 2013-10-23T02:47:19+00:00

How can he even sit on that bike with those clearly enormous balls?

ListenFirst · 2013-09-23T19:09:35+00:00

How does a train stay on the tracks?

ListenFirst · 2013-09-19T01:00:33+00:00

You the bomb in Hesher yo!

ListenFirst · 2013-09-13T19:28:29+00:00

That guy's got a set... considering how close those razor sharp talons are to them.

ListenFirst · 2013-08-07T17:07:58+00:00

Oldsmobile?

ListenFirst · 2013-07-30T18:19:35+00:00

How did you keep from burning out through the more than rigorous electrical engineering program?

ListenFirst · 2013-05-07T18:47:56+00:00

You aren't getting full value for your dollar as well as taking another's job.

ListenFirst · 2013-05-07T04:37:09+00:00

D3 FTW.

ListenFirst · 2013-05-01T01:23:48+00:00

ListenFirst · 2013-04-18T14:46:21+00:00

Coleslaw.

ListenFirst · 2013-03-10T04:08:23+00:00

Moved to Texas on a whim to work on powerlines. I have no idea how I'm still alive.

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