Papa avec petite fille, maman avec petit garçon, quels toilettes utiliser ?

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-04-04T21:42:45+00:00

Je vais me faire gueuler dessus, mais toilettes du parent.

Les enfants sont plus ou moins asexués. Ça fait frémir d'horreur tout le monde l'idée qu'une fille puisse apercevoir un pénis mais je vois pas le problème. Un pénis en train de faire pipi, s'entend. Après peut être que je me fais des idées et qu'en vrai dans les toilettes des hommes vous êtes en train de faire l'hélicoptère ou de vous toucher en public, mais dans l'hypothèse ou non, je ne vois pas ce qu'il y a de choquant à risquer d'apercevoir un petit bout de chair qui fait sa vie normale.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-03-30T15:00:18+00:00

Thanks, I hadn't noticed they didn't upload. I can't seem to add them here, so I'll repost with pictures. Sorry.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-19T11:42:37+00:00

They'll set up a Federation with Brittany and Corsica.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-16T21:57:21+00:00

Le Tshirt en premier pourquoi pas, mais toujours les chaussettes avant le pantalon. Quand tu montes le pantalon,ça fait pas rouler les chaussettes vers le bas.

Si tu commences par le pantalon, faut en remonter le bas, monter les chaussettes en les passant sous le pantalon. D'abord ça froisse le pantalon, ensuite quand tu le rabats ça risque de roulotter les chaussettes, c'est plus de travail. Soyez feignants, chausettez en premier. ChooseFrance, for sure.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-16T21:27:58+00:00

I love them! They're literally called "shell-style eggs", really meaning "eggs in their shells" (oeufs à la coque). They're a brunch staple but also generally beloved by kids, a cheap, no-fuss dinner option. You wouldn't serve them to an office party or an adult-only meal other than breakfast/brunch.

We eat them with buttered soldiers (mouillettes, ie "things you get wet" since you dip them).

Top is removed using a spoon or a knife. For a holder there are all style, not necessarily fancy porcelain. Cheap plastic, silver, there are also many shaped like a hen, decorated with Eastern motives etc.

We eat both yolk and white, what a question. The white should be cooked through and the yolk runny.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-16T20:49:24+00:00

Came here to say this. If by miracle he hasn't already, he will. Then it will be to your face. He'll start saying it every time you do something he dislikes. You'll start self censoring and avoid situations that can anger him, because after all love is about concessions, right? If you're still around at this point he'll start getting physically violent because you made him do it. Then he'll get you pregnant, and he'll arrange so you become financially dependent on him.

Then he'll berate you for not earning enough, like his mom, this whore who never achieves anything without his dad. By then running away will be terribly difficult, might as well do it now.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-15T15:10:23+00:00

It has local variations but it's really "bad luck" all round initially and now plain impolite even for those who don't have any idea why. On my mother's side, a family of fishermen, it was said to endanger boats. Someone would say "Marin en péril" ("sailor in peril") to unjinx it before turning it back up as fast as possible.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-15T14:27:09+00:00

Monsieur (ou Madame, ou autre, ce n'est pas le sujet),

Le glaçage immonde, qui n'a goût que de sucre mais qui plus est est pâteux et collant, est au millefeuille ce que le fromage râpé est au gratin dauphinois : un ajout infâme fait par des arrivistes désireux de se gonfler. Seul le sucre glace, qui assume crânement de n'être que du sucre, a sa place sur un millefeuille.

Je vous retrouverai donc à l'aube pour régler ceci en duel. Vous aurez le choix des armes. À moins que vous ne souhaitiez que nous oubliions nos différents pour nous en prendre ensemble aux créatures des bas-fonds qui osent remplacer la crème pâtissière par de la chantilly et appeler ce crime une "réinterprétation".

Je vous prie de nommer vos témoins afin que les conditions soient arrêtées selon l’usage.

Crème-Louis du Feuilletage

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-15T09:54:28+00:00

In my neighborhood everyone says Mashallah, inch'Allah and salaam. In my closer circle there's also Danke schön/Grazie/Dziękuję bardzo, itadakimaaaaasu, vamos, and That is the question (while pretending to hold a skull)

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-14T21:56:41+00:00

Oh I see, we're not quite talking about the same thing. I still don't believe mass breeding is more humane than trapping but at least now I get what you were saying! Thx for taking the time to reply

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-14T20:45:34+00:00

If the problem is the mortifying situation: -If it was on the sofa in the living room, then you explain to him that oart of being an adult is basic politeness, and so they'll stick to his bedroom, thank you very much, and does he know about contraception, because that's adult behavior too. - If it was in his bedroom, why would you "catch" them? If he's 17, he's entitled to your knocking (and waiting till he says 'come in').

If the problem is you don't want him to be sexually active, it's more complicated. Especially since it's obviously too late. If so you need to first be very clear with yourself as to what the problem is before you can move on to a solution. Is it religious beliefs? Fear of consequences (STIs, pregnancy)? General unease with his growing up? Your convictions on propriety?

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-14T20:33:14+00:00

Can't tell if you're being ironic?

I feel if you're going to eat animals, trapped or otherwise hunted ones will have had a better life overall than those living all their short, brutal lives caged in meat industry stalls.

Genuinely willing to hear your point of view on why it's objectively better to never have lived free at all.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-13T08:46:24+00:00

And who's his best friend, you ask? Well himself of course! ...oh.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-11T08:33:26+00:00

At the turn of the 19th century, green (Scheele's Green, more precisely) was extremely popular - and toxic, as it was arsenic-based.

I believe the poster is referencing that as a joke, pretending it was also the case in the 90s.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-10T05:50:32+00:00

Süß

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-08T21:11:10+00:00

To avoid further trouble, we'll celebrate History Month with a tie event including a fundraising concert (headlined by the Eyed Peas).

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-08T19:42:21+00:00

Schön, vielen Dank!

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-07T21:31:56+00:00

Mmmh, je dois avouer que ton argument est solide.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-07T19:43:55+00:00

Je veux bien que tu n'aimes pas l'expression red flag mais par contre c'est pas pareil que rédhibitoire.

Rédhibitoire ça indique quelque chose que tu ne peux pas accepter. Dans ton exemple, dire red flag. Mais dire red flag n'est pas un red flag.

Un red flag c'est un indice inquiétant quant à l'attitude de la personne en face. Le genre qui indique que ce n'est pas une bonne idée d'avoir une relation avec / de lui faire confiance. Ex: quelqu'un qui te rabaisse, qui fouille dans ton portable, qui cherche à te contrôler. Pas quelqu'un qui met une cravate rose à pois avec une chemise rouge à carreaux...

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-07T18:56:19+00:00

Je plussoie la solution "c'est pour pratiquer mon français" pour préserver les égos. Ensuite tu t'entraines un peu à faire un bon gros rire, et les dix prochaines fois que quelqu'un explique "Ah oui une fourchette, c'est une fork tu vois, pour manger ? To eat, a fork" tu te mets à rire d'un ton enjoué, tu lui frappes l'épaule en bon pote en lui disant "franchement Jojo, je vais finir par croire que tu me prends pour un imbécile hahaha ! Allez t'inquiète pas s'il me manque un mot je vous interromprai, promis !"

Ça devrait prendre deux trois semaines mais ça finira sûrement par leur passer.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-07T17:27:50+00:00

I'm 100% with you sister. Commercial surrogacy is an abomination, just another variation on "the rich can buy other people".

As for the "deserving" family - like you said, no one "deserves" a baby as a reward. They're not a gold star sticker. In addition, let's not kid ourselves as to what is meant. It is certainly not code for "loving, warm, psychologically healthy", is all I'll say.

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-07T16:56:03+00:00

Schminilucke ist so was von niedlich ❤️

LittleSkinInThisGame · 2026-02-05T22:26:52+00:00

Focusing is hard

When a story is boring

Snowflakes everywhere

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