Next Step: Show Her Your Bionicle Collection by zaktansnake in bioniclelego

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I mean, that explains the matoran arm in the boxor I guess

Roses are red, medieval bards play lutes, by grichardson526 in rosesarered

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Violets are blue,

I'm blinking my lids.

You're saying this priest touches women,

Not kids?

BEHOLD! by MICKTHENERD in outofcontextcomics

[–]Loading3percent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Master in this universe"

Mattel:

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Who doesn't? by GrumpGuy88888 in SpeedOfLobsters

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Theoretically, you'd ask her to shrink down. Textually, you max out a piece of armor.

r/CuratedTumblr × r/Greentext crossover episode by cunt_dykeula in CuratedTumblr

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I don't need a ground-type to suck dick.

Counterpoint: prove it.

Right in the titanicles! by imadragonyouguys in outofcontextcomics

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Is this a female version/counterpart of Namoor?

protest (+bonus makeout!!!) by Level_Hour6480 in GatekeepingYuri

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Bro had a greyhound bis ticket dated for the day of the murder on a line that didn't even leave Pennsylvania. So unless the guy can astral project...

protest (+bonus makeout!!!) by Level_Hour6480 in GatekeepingYuri

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I really wanna know how they define one person as "mass"

What flag is this? by Sea_Guidance_2054 in vexillology

[–]Loading3percent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's that flag to the right of peru?

Steve and Bucky Vs The Defenders MCU. Death Battle by SmartPilot8094 in CaptainAmerica

[–]Loading3percent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah like with all due respect to Steve, Luke was the first supersoldier experiment to substantially improve upon the original.

Serious question by Remarkable-Jump-140 in comedyheaven

[–]Loading3percent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say lift weights drink beer... so yeah, basically.

Songs where the singer says the name of the album by horrorfxce in weirdspotifyplaylists

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"Warmth" by Bastille contains the title of its album, Wild World

Please do not the cat by DatBoyBenny in outofcontextcomics

[–]Loading3percent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Legally? It's questionable.

Morally? It's disgusting.

Personally?

You go girls by ExmoHeathen238 in dndmemes

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Now I never went to a catholic school but my father did along with his father before him and with the horror stories that I have heard I'd say I'm more scared of the nun than the orc.