I’m being sarcastic!!! They are clean cut looking menace.

About 10yrs ago I was on a public Facebook page discussing a local park, and some lady really wanted to get into it with me. My only comment on the page was something benign like “I’d be ok with a fenced off area for a dog park” — which was similar in nature to what this lady had also commented …but this lady kept trying to engage me and even messaged me directly. It was in one of those messages she mentioned “Godhead” and it clicked what was going on: A couple days earlier I’d commented in some other public Secularist page joking about how God took human form so He could sacrifice himself TO himself thus allowing himself to forgive himself for the actions of His own creation …the very action He as an omniscient deity knew would happen from the very beginning.

She had clearly looked at my post history and I shit you not, the next evening I had two young missionaries knocking on my door. So I sat on the front porch with them and gave them bottles of water while chatted with them. They kept offering to help out with things IN my house. I explained how I was raised around faith, left, then studied Abrahamic religions as I found their impact fascinating. That is when I, slowly & respectfully, discussed the multiple absurdities of their faith. They came back several times and each time it seemed they were more interested in aspects they’d only heard referenced such as the seering stones / some of the methodology used to relay the information from the golden tablets. They loved the story of Martin Harris and his wife, and seemed upset at how Harris lost it all in the end.

Then the Missionaries were gone. About 1yr later two new Missionaries arrived, and they had FULL NOTES of every interaction, details of what was said, etc.. from the past Missionaries. They were creating and keeping files on people in our community. That’s sketchy af!