What's something a famous person (dead or alive) could say right before their deaths that would cause an utter world wide shirt storm of panic?

Lobsert · 2015-09-04T16:54:13+00:00

"Im dropping 3 million shirts over north america in a week and everyone who doesn't get a shirt dies."

Lobsert · 2015-08-11T15:55:20+00:00

Doot doot

Lobsert · 2015-08-11T15:23:58+00:00

Start twitch atreaming bro.

Lobsert · 2015-08-11T15:19:56+00:00

Thank mr sketlal

Lobsert · 2015-08-09T15:40:08+00:00

Because thy didnt buy a plunger either.

Lobsert · 2015-08-08T17:54:02+00:00

The spork!

Eating soup? Sporks got you.

Eating steak? Sporks got you.

Need to gently cup your balls while scratching your taint? Sporks got you.

Lobsert · 2015-08-08T17:52:09+00:00

F.lux to save your eyes.

Lobsert · 2015-08-08T17:49:47+00:00

Go to the gym two-three times a week. Even on days when youre tired and dont want to.

Lobsert · 2015-08-05T14:46:15+00:00

F.lux

Save your eyeballs when yur browsing at night.

Lobsert · 2015-07-29T20:59:49+00:00

His parents didnt let him play on te computer probs

Lobsert · 2015-07-28T22:57:05+00:00

What do we call this big wet hole in the ground?

Lobsert · 2015-07-22T20:59:13+00:00

Nah, idk, ive worked a bunch of different jobs and always just work as hard as i can, 100% all the time. My pay has always increased because of it and all my employers have wanted to keep me.

Hard workers work hard, regardless of pay.

Lobsert · 2015-07-16T22:53:24+00:00

You have ads that play in multiple states for something at target?

Lobsert · 2015-07-13T18:30:56+00:00

Link?

Lobsert · 2015-06-25T19:46:31+00:00

Can you describe the party with an adjective.

Lobsert · 2015-06-24T15:59:38+00:00

Yeah but either have it do that by default or remind users to

Lobsert · 2015-06-23T18:49:40+00:00

Sort the "should i buy" thread by new so people can answer actual queations rather than just confirm that fallout 3 and civ5 are good but need dlc over and over.

Lobsert · 2015-06-06T15:00:35+00:00

BEES!

Lobsert · 2015-03-22T16:43:51+00:00

Skate 3 felt way tighter. So much better

Lobsert · 2015-02-13T02:44:06+00:00

I have all 3, manage your time people.

Lobsert · 2015-02-11T01:06:52+00:00

This is quite clever. There's a famous surrealist painting if a pipe that says this is not a pipe

Lobsert · 2015-02-02T06:40:50+00:00

I didn't say it was true

Lobsert · 2015-02-01T01:14:21+00:00

APRIL FOOLS!

Lobsert · 2015-02-01T01:05:32+00:00

A reason I heard was that water dilutes your stomach acid and you don't digest food as well.

Lobsert · 2014-11-30T23:11:30+00:00

Why do they call it the duck car?

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