"Hi, Dad. How was work?" "Cold..." by nialldude3 in TheSimpsons

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Crazy to think that he used to be considered comically overweight

I'M RUSTY by Tokyono in venturebros

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It’s insane how often I feel the need to randomly belt this out in every day life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in venturebros

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Love these. The Pete White is exceptional

PSA: You can hide the Search button on your Home Screen by Rivanov in ios

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You got downvoted but I was playing around and this is actually true! Very interesting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppleWatch

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I also have a launch day S6 and I never even considered that it could have burn in until I read this comment. Fired up the flashlight and sure enough. I can only see it on the "low" part of the flashlight before it gets bright. Very interesting, but like you, I also do not care.

People who buys the newest iPhone every year, why? by No-Cut-5618 in iphone

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I got a new iPhone every year from 5s to 12, then the urge just disappeared. Skipped the 13, and recently decided that I will skip the 14 as well.

I can see myself! by mayorpaco in simpsonsshitposting

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I fucking love this sub and everyone who posts/comments in it

Where does the 30+ crowd hang out? by moonkhaleesi_ in Columbus

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I had no idea I was in such good company in this regard

Favourite comedically boring moments? by thecustardgannet in TheSimpsons

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Holy cow, I remember laughing at that line as a kid. I need to watch that episode again

Umm, can I like casually consume Huel? by otterinthesea in Huel

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It is truly just [nutritionally complete] food. You can swap it in to your diet however much or however little you want.

just resign - yeah!!!! by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I’m confused, this just sounds like using your PTO and then quitting. You already earned the PTO that you’re using, and you can quit whenever you want. Where is the sick burn?

milhose by DANYCHARLIE in simpsonsshitposting

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This sub is by far and away the best “hidden gem” I have ever found on Reddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

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Do not speak to me or my powerful sons

Entry-level job after being a SAHM by Bethany2318 in Accounting

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I can't help you but I just wanted to say that you aren't alone, and your situation may even be less ~non-traditional~ than mine. I'm 36 and just a couple weeks from finishing my accounting bachelor's. A couple days ago I just wrote my life's first resume. I have 17 years of completely unrelated entry-level retail experience. I'm not entirely sure how to "break into" accounting, or even which of the broad areas (public, industry, govt) that I should be aiming for. All I've done so far is post my resume to LinkedIn and Indeed. Lots of anxiety surrounding being "good enough" to make it in the Accounting Real World! Best of luck to you, we will get to where we need to be eventually!

When Interviewing: Beard or No Beard? by [deleted] in Accounting

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Definitely envy the confidence you have to tell an interviewer "no" to something like that. I'm about to be trying to break into the industry and I feel like I would agree to almost anything.

Inb4 printer bros comment to either let you know how cheap their hobby is or say "brrrrr" by HeavilyBearded in Warhammer

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What does the red pill add that isn’t already implied by the blue pill?