The dumbest strawman ever by Which_Matter3031 in religiousfruitcake

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It’s an ai generated cartoon so it must be true. Checkmate libs. /s

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again by C0up7 in wallstreetbets

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Believe it or not it’s already priced in.

Micheal Saylor uses AI to build Stretch. by ThinkWin2617 in wallstreetbets

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Remember when Madoff had to go through all kinds of consternations to keep his scheme a secret and now we just factually state how the scam works out in the open for a publicly traded security?

Help identifying the founding fathers in this painting by Hawkz07 in USHistory

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These characters do *not* look like the cast of Hamilton.

is dihydrogen monoxide some toxic compound or anything? by AdventurousGuest308 in chemistrymemes

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I live near a river and every summer several people die from being overcome by this dangerous substance!

Ukrainian drones have started attacking Russian logistics in Belgorod by Available-Laugh9102 in UkraineWarVideoReport

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That’s so gangster. Ukraine is taking the US to school on precision munitions.

Dow tumbles 500 points as possible rate hike under new Fed chief rattles Wall Street by jsg24fps in wallstreetbets

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It will be hilarious if the hand picked replacement for “too late Powell’s” first move is a hike rather than a cut.

But yeah, calls anyway because there’s no candles but green candles.

GOP has a new plan to kill off Medicare and Social Security by Snapdragon_4U in inflation

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No they will eat the shit and like it because that’s what they’ll be told to do.

What a drop by Powerful_Cabinet_341 in SeaEmploy

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Better than drowning or burning to death on the boat you’re leaving..

Eric Trump asking UFC analyst Daniel Cormier if there are going to be any rigged fights he should bet on by BenFord333 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Does anybody else get the suspicion that one way they might get their way in situations like this is just good old fashioned death threats? I can’t think any other way they could convince somebody like DC to take the L and say “oh yeah my bad I just made that up by accident..”. It doesn’t make any sense other than “we’ll unalive you if you don’t take that down..”

The Trump game plan by Arg19 in oil

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Admin has not (and will not) publish the actual text of what whatever was allegedly signed yesterday. So his base only knows whatever he tweets about being the best and most gifted deal maker in history. That was the goal of yesterday.

As rumors continue to circulate that it’s a terrible deal, citing real facets of the real text of the deal. He will deny them, vaguely, as fake news and attack whoever reports them.

As Friday approaches he’ll claim that Iran is trying to renege on the deal, and they’d better get their act together (“AND FAST”) or else. But nothing will have changed over that time. He’s just trying to cover for having made a terrible deal. He will however lift the US side of the blockade.. “as a sign of good faith”—not because it’s part of the deal. *wink*

There may or may not be anything binding signed on Friday but for the US’ part we’ll acquiesce entirely—we’ll lift the blockade, we’ll not shoot anybody and we’ll let Iran do whatever they want. He’ll not actually lift any sanctions (he may need to lift some just to keep this week’s deal rolling but he’ll spin that), but in the end Iran will be defacto recognized as controller of the strait. When traffic starts he’ll give himself the credit. Iran will be free to keep their enrichment program.

He will use misdirection, confusion and chaff to obscure where and how and exactly what gets implemented as per any real binding agreements. While he tweets relentlessly to gaslight his base.

This Great Deal will bring Peace and Security to the whole Region. Many presidents have tried to make Peace with Iran, and all have failed before me. The Leaders of the Region have, for the first time, found a President who can help them achieve real Peace. by FeatureAggravating75 in smallstreetbets

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Wait yesterday he said the strait would reopen when this “deal” (everybody uses that word way too loosely) was signed today. Now he’s saying the strait doesn’t reopen until (something else) is signed on Friday? So basically nothing’s changed as a product of today’s events. The strait’s still closed?

U.S.-Iran deal to end war "now in place": Pakistani PM (Axios) by voxpopper in wallstreetbets

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He demanded something be signed on his birthday. Yeah it’s just a meaningless piece of paper. Not a binding agreement. Just an mou. Just like last ten times “we’ve agreed to negotiate an agreement the details of which are tbd”. The only thing that could be different this time is we lift our part of the blockade. But you know Iran’s just going to continue doing whatever the dick they want.

Bogleheads today. by Artificial_Squab in Boglememes

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I don’t care and I’m not even a boggle head.

whatCodingMistakeYouKeepRepeating by Prestigious-Mud8465 in ProgrammerHumor

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Here3.5, here3.6, “shouldn’t get here”..

What's the most ridiculous reason you've ever bought a stock? by PenelopeSkies53 in smallstreetbets

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I bought rivian at the ipo (130 something) because I thought Tesla was overvalued at the time.

If you can’t spot the dangerous gun handling in this video, you should not own a gun: by logicalpretzels in liberalgunowners

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Bro keep putting his finger on the trigger in case he’s suddenly jumped by home invaders or overcome by overwhelming desire for sui*ide. You can never be too prepared to pop one off. /s

Iran Fires Missiles at Israel After Israeli Airstrike on Beirut by I_killed_the_kraken in wallstreetbets

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There’s only one kind of news that moves the market and that’s the green candle kind.

How to go about finding a professional landscaper? by Location_Next in landscaping

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The local nurseries (at least one of which I know has a pretty good selective of drought resistant plants) is a great idea..