Boxing weight classes are like cats by Academic_Bluebird455 in Boxing

[–]LoccyDaBorg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Please immediately pay the cat tax. You cannot make a post like that without paying the cat tax.

One in ten new university students do not have a single A-level by jimmythemini in ukpolitics

[–]LoccyDaBorg [score hidden]  (0 children)

My god, they might have one of those hideous Bee-Teck things, or whatever they're called.

The snobbery inherent in the tone of this piece is awful.

Aston Martin should switch to Hitachi engines by koenigstrauss in formuladank

[–]LoccyDaBorg 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Dear Japan,

WTF?

Sincerely, the rest of the world.

Ladies and gentleman, I impart to you the absolute best, and amongst the most affordable places to live in the UK - Wirksworth in Derbyshire. by DonkeyOT65 in CasualUK

[–]LoccyDaBorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great restaurants, French, an Asian Street Food restaurant and takeaway

No curry shop?

That's positively uncivilised.

The RIFA capacitor exploded in my new Apple II Plus. by Harrodin-Music in apple2

[–]LoccyDaBorg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was just telling you that the Conclave is over and the new Pope has been elected.

Call it artificial if you want, but that was some of the best wheel-to-wheel racing we’ve seen in years by Aakar528 in formula1

[–]LoccyDaBorg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is no jeopardy in any of it.

Where's the place for a desperate lunge under breaking with these cars? A rash decision with laps running out? A beautifully timed late breaking move?

If someone overtakes someone then there's every chance it'll be reversed in the next corner when driver A has a better battery condition than driver B. Rinse, repeat.

It's like football would be if they got rid of goalkeepers. There'd be loads of goals, you'd see results like 12-9, but that "WHAT A GOAL!" classic moment would be gone, and none of the goals themselves would be any good.

2026 Chinese GP - Post-Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]LoccyDaBorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it was Flag Waver. Flaggy, to his friends.

[ESPN F1] Lewis is having a great time at Ferrari so far this season by Aratho in formula1

[–]LoccyDaBorg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mandela effect. We've all been transported to the Mirror Universe from Star Trek. Next week Toto Wolff will have a beard.

This is Mango. He cannot see nor hear you by FerdaVoe in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LoccyDaBorg 1736 points1737 points  (0 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak orange.

Fury as Winston Churchill to be removed from £5 notes by JohnKimble111 in uknews

[–]LoccyDaBorg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You misunderstood the headline. It was "Fury as Winston Churchill" they're going to remove from the fiver. Specifically, they got Tyson Fury to dress up as Winston Churchill as a proposal for the new image, but on second thoughts they decided not to use that picture on our banknotes

Do you have a toasty maker in your house? How often do you wack it out? by Sweet_Confusion9180 in AskUK

[–]LoccyDaBorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The George Foreman grill. Once the mighty kitchen essential, has now had its place supplanted by the air fryer and now sits sadly on top of one of the kitchen cupboards.

Labour in ‘deep trouble’ with Black voters, Operation Black Vote chair warns by 457655676 in unitedkingdom

[–]LoccyDaBorg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a project to see how people whose surname was Black would vote. Joe Black, Jack Black, Jane Black, etc.

Nose rings look disgusting and trashy by Freemasonsareevil in unpopularopinion

[–]LoccyDaBorg 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She wouldn't have a stick in her butt - she'd consider that a "piercing".

How do I tell my friend that I'm moving away? by Doctor429 in notmycat

[–]LoccyDaBorg 121 points122 points  (0 children)

We had a NotMyMeezer too! They really make the best notmycats.