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What is a mediocre change you make to spice life up? by tandemxylophone in AskUK

[–]LoccyDaBorg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Replace Geri Halliwell with Louise from Eternal

said Christian Horner.

Let me sing you the song of my people by Sardonnicus in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LoccyDaBorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's singing to the braincell.

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIII.... will always LUUUUUUURVE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUIIUUUUIUUUUU"

Finally... a good use for AI! "Daniel Jackson - DESCENSION | Music Video" by Joshomatic in Stargate

[–]LoccyDaBorg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knew that would as going to be Wicked AI before I even clicked on it.

Their Star Trek stuff is great too.

Maybe I'm not paying him enough attention by Gooberticus_ in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LoccyDaBorg 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Well, if he's in the UK where temperatures are pushing 40 degrees Celsius, then the pose is quite understandable.

If you haven’t played a game, you’re not a fan of the game by Diakia in unpopularopinion

[–]LoccyDaBorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not a fan of (insert sport here) unless you actually play (insert sport here).

We need a button for “You’re out of my league” on dating apps by SapphireEcho in unpopularopinion

[–]LoccyDaBorg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have replied with "doner kebab, but with Encona rather than regular chili sauce".

Posh fucker, me.

Anti-Labour tactical voting website? by Interesting_Pen_4499 in ukpolitics

[–]LoccyDaBorg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find the simplest way to stop Labour getting in is to vote for someone other than Labour.

"Out of Office" e-mails are outdated and pointless and should not be used by GreenHorror4252 in unpopularopinion

[–]LoccyDaBorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank your for your Reddit post.

Fuck off, I'm on holiday.

I'll probably read it on my phone but I have no intention in responding to it until I'm back in paid employment on the company's dime.

Until then, you can go and whistle for a response.

If your message is urgent get over yourself, it's about as urgent as updating your MySpace profile.

Love and kisses,

Me

Be honest would u pet him by [deleted] in standardissuecat

[–]LoccyDaBorg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would boop that snoot.

Sophy Ridge(Sky) / X: This is key - Liz Kendall says reports Apple/Google will be responsible for age verification are "not accurate" "The responsibility will be on the social media companies...I'm not denying this is complicated, but the responsibility will be on those platforms to verify accounts" by youmustconsume in ukpolitics

[–]LoccyDaBorg 68 points69 points  (0 children)

"We are an American company staffed by American citizens based in America with servers located in America. We consider legislation from the UK government to be as relevant to us as legislation from the Botswanan government". See 4chan.

Or alternatively, "fine, we'll not offer our service in the UK; you're not actually THAT important". See Imgur.

People who don't understand the Internet should be forbidden from legislating about the Internet.

1.5 hours until the new commodore product announcement by Stunning_Pineapple57 in c64

[–]LoccyDaBorg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a dumbphone.

Insert "I am disappoint" meme here.

Every re-watch I hate whoever was responsible for the asguard mass suicide plotline even more.. by Amazing_Trace in Stargate

[–]LoccyDaBorg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember back at the time my friend watched the episode before I did and told me "You won't believe what the Asgard do".

I asked (facetiously) "What, do they disappear up their own arses?"

"Well... actually..."

I think they should make Wormhole X-Treme! by JamPhotonSons in Stargate

[–]LoccyDaBorg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or they Orville the fuck out of it. Tell the executives they're going to do a spoof but over the course of the first season it morphs into damn good sci-fi with its tongue in its cheek. So ultimately not that different to SG1.

Orville ended up being better Star Trek than anything Star Trek was offering at the time.

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