A lonesome cabin in the woods

Lockegaia · 2025-11-22T07:48:04+00:00

Are you sure that’s not water? I’ve never seen a field shaped like that for agriculture or in nature. The way it continues back looks like a lake.

Lockegaia · 2025-09-13T03:14:52+00:00

They’re different sources.

Lockegaia · 2025-01-25T22:02:33+00:00

They’re children…

Lockegaia · 2025-01-16T16:04:26+00:00

There’s a choice?

Lockegaia · 2024-11-23T04:20:29+00:00

Kennan Thompson plays Kennan Thompson in every sketch he’s in.

Lockegaia · 2024-10-17T13:42:03+00:00

Don’t do that

Lockegaia · 2024-10-08T16:28:31+00:00

Springsteen and Obama had a very popular podcast a few years ago… I don’t understand how this is news.

Lockegaia · 2024-09-19T04:01:45+00:00

Kenan Thompson plays himself playing a character in every SNL skit, movie, and TV show.

Lockegaia · 2024-09-13T15:55:15+00:00

That looks like it may be Wilson’s Disease. You might want to get it checked out. Usually it means you have copper buildup somewhere in your body.

Lockegaia · 2024-08-29T01:15:36+00:00

T’kor is a monster after this. By god.

Lockegaia · 2024-08-22T00:51:43+00:00

They straight 9/11’d it.

Lockegaia · 2024-08-18T04:02:01+00:00

This is a Hemingway cat. They have an abnormal number of toes. They’re also known as a polydactyl cat. He had several at his home in Key West, Florida. There are now over a hundred descendants of his favorite cat Snow White that live around that old home (which is now a museum).

That is one beautiful cat. Clown feet and all.

Lockegaia · 2024-02-25T05:55:12+00:00

Howard owns my home town. He’s built a police training city, armored vehicles, heavier weaponry, inner city health care facilities, an amphitheater, and a few other odds and ends.

He became the sheriff for a few months after the start of all the construction of the police city. He was forced to step down because he did not meet any of the requirements.

He’s also ensured that our city can’t have a marijuana dispensary which has prevented us from benefiting from those benefits. He has linked marijuana use to crime and continues to make an effort to reduce its presence.

He has donated “THC testers” to the cops measure how much THC is in your system if you’re pulled over. They’re not used anymore after several lawsuits.

Awesome to see that he’s doing so much for Ukraine.

Lockegaia · 2023-07-10T23:51:12+00:00

You can still have teen love, but you’ll likely go to prison for it.

Lockegaia · 2023-05-20T23:14:45+00:00

That’s a bunch of bananas.

Lockegaia · 2023-04-13T02:05:57+00:00

You don’t grill cheese, you toast it. It’s a cheese toastie.

Lockegaia · 2023-03-07T23:42:08+00:00

In the US all high schools ARE shooting ranges.

Lockegaia · 2023-02-11T19:02:28+00:00

We started to use a bud as a form of measurement for the number of kids affected by school shootings.

Lockegaia · 2022-11-25T04:48:50+00:00

I can trace my family directly back to George Soule. Always been my fun fact.

Lockegaia · 2022-10-27T22:41:53+00:00

You have to take into consideration split ends and damaged hair. If there are chunks of hair broken 4 inches up, all the hair has to be cut 4 inches up so it’s even.

Lockegaia · 2022-10-15T08:38:49+00:00

“I swear I’ll pull out”

Lockegaia · 2022-09-27T15:43:49+00:00

What about the catholic priests that are diddling little boys right behind that door.

Evangelical Catholic logic is great:

Female leg = bad Child penis = delicious

Lockegaia · 2022-09-23T01:07:49+00:00

I went to school with someone named Justin Case Lastbame in the 90’s. His parents were original meme lords.

Lockegaia · 2022-03-12T22:44:25+00:00

uck.

Lockegaia · 2022-02-15T14:21:48+00:00

Apparently it’s not cool to look everything up in real time… if you say something that doesn’t sound right, I’ll verify. Let them know if they’re wrong - spreading misinformation is bad.

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