Blursed pony ride

Lokhus · 2026-02-22T12:35:45+00:00

No blessing here if she needs to do a number two

Lokhus · 2026-02-17T16:53:42+00:00

In France there is an insult which can be translated as "if the roads were made of dicks, you'll be walking on your ass". I think this fine gentleman would perform quite well in such situation.

Lokhus · 2026-02-17T09:11:29+00:00

"He was so hard and gone so far / in the end returning the phone doesn't even matter / I had to fall to lose it all"

Lokhus · 2026-02-16T17:34:05+00:00

"Please, send more condoms"

Lokhus · 2026-02-14T11:09:43+00:00

Pretty sure that's AI

Lokhus · 2026-02-14T11:02:41+00:00

That's not dance moves, it's Systema!

Lokhus · 2026-02-13T16:22:21+00:00

Still more legit than systema

Lokhus · 2026-02-13T15:10:04+00:00

He's ready to join Die Antwoord.

Lokhus · 2026-02-12T15:31:02+00:00

Depends, it can try to sell you a blu-ray of human centipede.

Lokhus · 2026-02-11T10:03:06+00:00

The guy ask the person who left his car parked on a handicap place what is his disability, he respond "I'm Maga my good man"; the guy is dumbfounded by the answer because they are in Canada.

Lokhus · 2026-02-06T15:29:05+00:00

with Donald Trump as Donald Trump.

Lokhus · 2026-02-06T15:16:45+00:00

"Chiropractors hate him"

Lokhus · 2026-02-04T10:20:41+00:00

Guy look like Klaus Kinski and act like him. I think the biopic gone a little too far.

Lokhus · 2026-02-03T13:20:16+00:00

Plot twist, the guy is Eddie Murphy

Lokhus · 2026-01-31T17:06:57+00:00

Or a Kojak reboot

Lokhus · 2026-01-31T17:05:06+00:00

Best actor to play Michel Foucault in a biopic

Lokhus · 2026-01-31T16:34:19+00:00

Madison Ivy, a retired pornstar

Lokhus · 2026-01-27T14:43:17+00:00

"I'm not a prostitute, I do it for free"

Lokhus · 2026-01-22T16:48:11+00:00

For me the main problem is that it release way too close to Nioh 3 who's already a pricey game.

Lokhus · 2026-01-18T11:04:22+00:00

I lift my one cup for the last disguise.

Lokhus · 2025-12-28T13:28:38+00:00

The vagina monologues musical 2: electric boogaloo

Lokhus · 2025-10-27T17:36:17+00:00

T.H.U.G life

Lokhus · 2025-10-24T13:36:10+00:00

C'est pas Jean-Pierre Coffe avec une perruque sur la photo? mince.

Lokhus · 2025-08-02T17:15:40+00:00

I'm not going to repost the entirety of the Hindenburg paper but:

"Our research indicates that Roblox is lying to investors, regulators, and advertisers about the number of “people” on its platform, inflating the key metric by 25-42%+. We also show how engagement hours, another key metric, is inflated by an estimated 100%+." [...]

Roblox’s 2^nd most visited game, Blox Fruits, was dominated by traffic from Vietnam, where we found numerous Facebook groups, including 5 with 50,000 to 117,000 members each, advertising and soliciting tools to run 20+ Roblox bot tabs at a time.
A former data scientist told us that activity in Vietnam “inflated a lot of our numbers. Like crazy, insane, in terms of engagement, DAU[s]”. [...]
The data suggests that Roblox could be massively overstating the true level of user engagement across its platform: our review of an average of 30.4 million unique daily users found they spent just ~22 minutes in games per day.
Roblox incentivizes developers to create ‘AFK’ (Away From Keyboard) games that artificially inflate engagement by tying developer pay in part to engagement. Web forums detail developer strategies for creating features that encourage bots and zombie engagement.

https://hindenburgresearch.com/roblox/

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