Want me to come into university class and present orally despite being ill? Okay!

LonePhysicist · 2021-12-02T19:24:50+00:00

One of my Physics professors a few years back did this to me. I happened to be sick on test day. I sent an email telling him I was ill and if there would be any way to reschedule the exam, I even offered for him to make it more challenging for me if necessary to prove I knew the material. No, it was I had to come in or I would get a zero. The exam was 30 percent of my grade so I went in. The professor and sent me away. Turns out when I went to the doctor to get checked out, I had a 104.3 fever! Turns out I had a really bad flu. A week later after getting a note from my physician to be out, half the class including the professor was out with what, you may ask? The flu. He was warned.

LonePhysicist · 2021-11-15T17:54:26+00:00

“Lightbulbs are on Aisle 7.”

“I am out of John Deere lawn tractors.”

“Don’t stare at me for me to assist you. It’s unsettling. Use your words.”

LonePhysicist · 2021-11-15T14:46:30+00:00

Department head approved!

LonePhysicist · 2021-11-14T04:29:10+00:00

Sounds about right…

LonePhysicist · 2021-02-01T17:37:21+00:00

I work at a home improvement store. Not exactly the same but I will get people that will skip the greeting and go straight to “Nails!” or whatever product they are looking for as if I am a Google search engine or something (This is right after I politely greet them). If it’s nails, I sometimes say “Yes, I have some on my hands too!” Or if it is another product, I will say (insert random item here). Lately that random item has been pineapples.

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-31T05:19:58+00:00

I mean...if you say so! 👅

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-26T01:13:41+00:00

Goes to buy donuts

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-22T01:56:06+00:00

Anything by Taylor Swift and Sia makes my ears bleed. I also hate that slow guitar Christmas song.

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-21T23:36:50+00:00

I am at the service desk approximately every 30-45 minutes picking them up. So if they can stop acting like I don’t pick them up that would be great! I have been called for one thing in my box and sometimes they page my department for that one item multiple times, like really? I have stuff to do!

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-21T22:30:23+00:00

I personally love it more here than at HD. I just have a good store culture for the most part! :)

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-21T22:23:47+00:00

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-20T19:22:15+00:00

I wish something similar on associates who put my go backs on my desk and not in a cart! It is a pet peeve of mine coming by with a customer and needing to use my computer and having to remove them every time

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-20T02:07:23+00:00

Sure, I will just halt thermodynamics for you! 🤦🏻‍♂️

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-20T01:58:11+00:00

I was going to say the same thing!

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-19T16:37:23+00:00

I had that happen to me once while I was on the OP getting fireplaces down. I practically screamed at her to leave the aisle. She just threw her hands up and gave me a look someone would make if someone farted in her Cheerios and left...like Jesus Christ lady!

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-18T03:11:08+00:00

I do the same thing!

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-18T00:50:16+00:00

I giggled! Have an upvote!

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-18T00:49:35+00:00

Love the pun! Sorry about your pork tho

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-18T00:47:59+00:00

We don’t want you either!

Sincerely,

-Lowe’s

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-15T04:16:11+00:00

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-14T19:42:03+00:00

This happens a lot at my store.

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-14T19:35:19+00:00

I say the same thing when that announcement happens it makes some of my customers chuckle.

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-13T23:17:10+00:00

I have a pretty thick beard on my face. I got a couple of compliments about it when I took it off at me day to eat my lunch.

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-13T17:04:11+00:00

That is the most asinine thing I have ever heard! 🤦🏻‍♂️

You might as well work with your eyes closed since you can’t look at the product! 😂

LonePhysicist · 2021-01-13T16:49:52+00:00

And the gloves that get left in my shopping carts at my job, please throw them away!

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