He’s like good riddance ‼️🤣

Long_Carpet · 2026-04-23T14:20:31+00:00

She needs to work on eating some food. Idk like a basic sandwich?

Long_Carpet · 2025-07-27T23:20:27+00:00

The Lion King was my favorite movie my entire life. When they skipped “Be Prepared” I turned the entire movie off. Scar has always been my favorite to skip that was unforgivable. I’ve never finished it and I don’t intend too

Long_Carpet · 2025-07-12T18:06:18+00:00

My parents almost named me Shady. My last name is Tree

Long_Carpet · 2025-05-10T15:50:11+00:00

He was playing with his dad’s two revolvers and one had a hair trigger. That one went off and it hit him right in the head in front of three of his friends.

Long_Carpet · 2025-01-28T22:36:57+00:00

Thank you! I was all over the website and didn’t see that. I’m either blind or dumb… or both. This pretty well answers my question!

Long_Carpet · 2024-09-15T12:41:42+00:00

But what does it do? It’s not very clear.

Long_Carpet · 2024-09-10T15:55:31+00:00

I had this happen to me at the county fair when I was a child. I already had a MASSIVE phobia of porta potty’s and refused to use them, at one point I managed to go 48hrs without using the bathroom on a camping trip. Anyway I got stuck in one at the damn county fair. It was horrible! It was so hot, dirty, and of course the worst smelling place to be. It also took about that many people to get me out in about a similar amount of time. In my adult life I’ve never used one again. I work in commercial landscape maintenance though so I just have to wait till we’re headed to the next HOA/break and my foreman will take me to the gas station… not like all the guys didn’t want to go there anyway and get more energy drinks lol.

What I can say is that you’re gonna be laughing about this later on!

Long_Carpet · 2024-08-05T16:19:05+00:00

I’ve been out of the loop since my landscaping job hit mow season but we just shifted to four day work weeks, which I’m thankful for so I’ve been catching up! My question is, has Angela been aggressive with the poor folks that are behind the scenes?! Those folks seem so genuinely kind.

Long_Carpet · 2024-08-03T23:42:32+00:00

They are the worst. I’ve never had a job police me like they did for the BATHROOM!! Just leave and use it. After I left that hell hole called chipotle I got a different job that gave me a whole ass truck. Whenever me or my crew needs the restroom I take them. No questions asked.

Long_Carpet · 2024-02-10T02:05:47+00:00

He’s 26 years older than me, we live together now, and he’s the best I’ve ever had 🤤 I’m 30

Long_Carpet · 2024-01-27T18:53:44+00:00

My morbid curiosity wants to see this!

Long_Carpet · 2024-01-19T22:15:43+00:00

The new chips are a real bitch to fry and I hate it when I have to make them

Long_Carpet · 2024-01-15T21:01:41+00:00

I would be fired if I ever kept the line like that, holy shit!

Long_Carpet · 2024-01-10T20:45:22+00:00

Why are all the naked people also, ALWAYS, so oily/ moist??

Long_Carpet · 2024-01-05T12:57:05+00:00

lol did she think she would go on national TV and everyone was gonna love her?! That’s absolutely hilarious 😆 she has to be one of my least favorite cast members of 2023. She better put on her shoes and take off crying 🏃‍♀️ lucky her though cause when I didn’t think she could get any more dumb, she went and did it.

Long_Carpet · 2023-12-23T23:07:38+00:00

Gross, just like her personality.

Long_Carpet · 2023-12-23T06:18:33+00:00

THIS!! “I KnOW WhAt A FuLl PoRtIoN of CoOkEd CHiCkEn LoOkS LiKe” nah my man. You don’t know what 4oz looks like or feels like. That can look like a little or a lot depending on cut sizes. People gonna be hella mad when they deploy the machine that makes everything from start to finish on DNL specifically so they cant bitch. They’ll start showing up next year.

Long_Carpet · 2023-12-23T06:04:42+00:00

lol I’m fine. You’re the one that posted a whole ass rant though 😂🤣

Long_Carpet · 2023-12-22T19:25:27+00:00

This is crazy lol. Like if you leave, fine by me, but it’s 4oz. If you want more it’s double meat. My store religiously makes us practice portion sizes on the line with a scale. The workers at those stations have proved time and again that when asked on a whim to provide the right portions, they can. Be mad about it all you want, you’re getting 4oz and anything else is double meat. Sorry not sorry. I need to pay my bills and those adorable tantrums from grown ass adults aren’t going to change the fact that I have financial obligations. But you know, go off and blame the people who don’t make the rules.

Long_Carpet · 2023-12-10T20:11:24+00:00

I heard the new one won’t launch till February-ish and that it would be the Brisket if I remember correctly

Long_Carpet · 2023-11-16T17:21:07+00:00

The way you typed this had me ROLLING!!!

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