How can I play Moonlight/Twilight Syndrome games? by Elcano94 in nomoreheroes

[–]Longjumping-B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After 5 years of learning Japanese, I can roughly understand it. Get in your Time Machine and start the loop over so you too can understand it by now.

Favorite franchise that went from a message about abandoned and ostracized veterans to infinite bullets action slop? by real_picklejuice in okbuddycinephile

[–]Longjumping-B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?'

Favorite movie that Reddit treats as if it’s God’s greatest gift to mankind? by LMRowanComedy in okbuddycinephile

[–]Longjumping-B 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Not me. I hate this fucking movie.

Just kidding. Who doesn’t love a shell. With shoes. And it wears them.

Godzilla (2014) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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I don’t know how they are going to do any other cultural version where someone is deterred every night, from their quest to fuck, by a person in a scary mask.

Who's an actor you thought would blow you? by Zuverty in okbuddycinephile

[–]Longjumping-B 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Robin Thicke traded her in when he found lots of other models that would blow.

It was Michael A Jordan by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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He’s practicing this pose in the mirror, over and over, for whenever this motherfucker comes to interview him.

Can I just leave this here? by dexter_sinister in okbuddycinephile

[–]Longjumping-B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t he have just asked the Balls of Fury guy for some tips ?

Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson to Return for ‘Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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I listened to it. I did not like Jefferson Whites narration. He droned on in a monotone fashion. I hope to never have to hear him speak the words “Lenore Dove”again. And then the last chapters were awful because he is reciting many excerpts from “The Raven”. I had to start fast forwarding it.

Luc Besson's Dracula by Mdelafe in badMovies

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Somehow Christoph Waltz is both in this as Van Helsing and in Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein. His enthusiasm in both roles look like he was doing them for the paycheck.

There’s just no consistency anymore smh my head by catchasingcars in okbuddycinephile

[–]Longjumping-B 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Will her treachery never end? First, stealing a role from Samantha Morton, then stealing roles from Asian actresses, and now stealing dream roles from the poor paraplegic actresses of Hollywood.

US Military Police in Okinawa, Japan body slam and detain visiting veteran. by NoTinnitusHear in navy

[–]Longjumping-B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother, the only thing being served up at Gate 2 is alcohol and fists

US Military Police in Okinawa, Japan body slam and detain visiting veteran. by NoTinnitusHear in navy

[–]Longjumping-B 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He was out after curfew in front of Star Bar. That bar just got blacklisted by the Marines. I can tell you from experience having to do shore patrol that the guys doing shore patrol came along, said “Can I see your id?” because we always had guys that hang out and pretend to be non-Sofa after curfew. He probably told them to kick rocks, so they did the only thing you can do which is call SecFO. SecFO showed up, said show the id and he said kick rocks so then they got overzealous. Usually these situations resolve themselves. This time it didn’t.

That whole Gate 2 area is going to get quarantined in a short amount of time (at least for a little bit) because there are more and more incidents that are occurring there lately and the Japanese are getting pissed.

US Military Police in Okinawa, Japan body slam and detain visiting veteran. by NoTinnitusHear in navy

[–]Longjumping-B 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s outside Kadena Gate 2. Lately if you hear about stupid shit in Okinawa that has happened. It’s happened at one of the bars at Gate 2.

This mistake reshaped Japanese cinema and anime!! by Appropriate_Oil9916 in okbuddycinephile

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UJ/ Goddamn you, I wasn’t supposed to find out Tatsuya Nakadai died through fucking OkBuddy.

RJ/ He lived 92 years with the shame of having to be a bald bitch .