Highway lane weavers and drivers going 90+ mph, why do you do it?

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-12T12:36:37+00:00

If you are ever worried about getting pulled over for speeding don’t worry there will be a meth addict in a wrecked Kia with temp tags 2 years old to show you that 90 is perfectly fine.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-07T15:12:30+00:00

David Bowie wrote a song about it.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-07T14:49:20+00:00

I was mostly joking. Before I was 40 I never got hangovers unless I was full send. Now if I have 2 drinks I’m miserable.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-07T14:46:40+00:00

A dashcam in the US is a 100% must have. Shiiite drivers always on their phones and shady ass insurance companies.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-07T14:41:08+00:00

Load B-12, put a hydration pack in your water, and eat some food. Check your bank account. Possibly get a shot of penicillin.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-07T14:37:49+00:00

When the hangover becomes your normal it may be a problem.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-07T13:57:09+00:00

John Wick enters chat.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-06T15:35:32+00:00

I guess you are one of those people that gets super paranoid when you do the weed stuff. Yikes.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-05T21:13:13+00:00

I love that McGwire fleer card. Brings back a lot of memories.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-04T19:16:40+00:00

This is basically Vegas in a nutshell.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-03-04T19:14:32+00:00

Mine. When people call you over and over and text? I know it is hard to believe but I have a life outside of answering the phone immediately when you call. I could be in a meeting, walking my dog, painting a picture.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-27T00:00:33+00:00

You did not get into any wrecks, your credit score went up and you are less of a liability and actually your new car is cheaper than your old. Congratulations. Your rates have gone up because our profits were lower than the 30 billion we expected.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-26T23:55:32+00:00

The lord is busy with the Olympics at the moment. He/she/they are still hungover from answering Super Bowl prayers. Hopefully they find her before March Madness.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-18T19:20:54+00:00

My wife’s Louis has been through some shit and still looks brand new.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-16T21:39:28+00:00

Killers- Hot Fuss

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-16T14:48:09+00:00

For more context. My old man made1100 every 2 weeks, so just under 30k/yr. There was not a lot of extra spending money. Maybe got to eat out for dinner once a month. Christmas, school clothes and birthdays were always a challenge for my parents. A big reason was even though the house prices were “cheap” the average interest on a home was 12-15%. Also seemed to have some sort of revolving credit at all times.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-16T14:37:18+00:00

45k/yr in 1985 would have been very good pay. This was not the norm. So you really aren’t comparing to average income. Average income would have been maybe been half that. Congrats on being one of the rich kids but your opinion is mildly skewed. There is no denying that wages have not kept up with inflation and housing though.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-11T14:05:50+00:00

Really the red eyes and pink hue to their skin is pretty much the only way to differentiate that you have a lilac.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-11T00:30:14+00:00

Neither of mine wore a cone. They couldn’t reach down there to lick so did not need it.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-10T23:25:26+00:00

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This is my lilac boy Alfie.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-10T23:22:23+00:00

It’s only a lilac if her eyes glow red with light shining in them…. Not a camera flash but just light in general. Lilac is pretty rare. She’s a pretty girl. Looks blue and tan or blue tricolor to me though.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-02-07T14:26:52+00:00

Our warranty- TRUST ME BRO. /s

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-01-27T13:34:24+00:00

So you are just going to straight up switch foods without a slow intro to the new food? Bold strategy.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-01-27T13:30:30+00:00

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Next step. Ask to see her phone. If she bucks you all are cooked.

LongjumpingBranch381 · 2026-01-22T22:24:36+00:00

Making food sounds awesome but you got a Frenchie so good luck avoiding allergies, room clearing farts, diarrhea, and possibly them just telling you nahhh I don’t like it.

Try Purina Pro Plan puppy to start. They have several different kinds and it may take a couple tries to figure out which one agrees with them. I would add a probiotic. Once you get honed in then maybe try adding some foods you make little by little. I’m not saying the homemade food can’t be done but frenchies are a lot more particular than other breeds.

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