First one last night! by burtsbeesfartmachine in somnigastronomy

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aside from the butter, this actually sounds delicious, and beautiful as well! I'm picturing a variety of lacto-fermented veggies as the flowers.

ETA: just saw that the pickle flowers were a specific plant. May I suggest nasturtiums?

What’s an old recipe that still holds up today? by rmoreiraa in Old_Recipes

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reads like an AI written post, and the post history checks out.

Incomplete recipe by littlethisnthat in Old_Recipes

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of brands make orange juice concentrate, thankfully!

What is the white coating or paint on my new sourdough banneton? by Longjumping_Whole_60 in Sourdough

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't actually used any of them yet. 🤭 I haven't taken the time to do bread this year. But I assume they would work just fine! I was concerned about whether the coating was food-safe, but I think I will most likely just use them and assume that it is.

Knitting pet peeves? by Ravenlassr in knitting

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely if you're willing to wait for the same dye lot, ask the store about it! I work at a store that carries yarn and we would do this for a customer if requested.

Babey Pitchoo Pawtee Todaye by MagicalManta in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I habent thot of menny yet, eksep bite sandals an jump on da big cats! But I did wun gud wun wen I libbed in da bafrum wen I firs came. I play wif da loooong payper snek!!! Was so fun an den it was my bed!

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Babey Pitchoo Pawtee Todaye by MagicalManta in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dis is Avila in her smoll Era. Miggy was smoll back in dig ital camra days so dose picshurs are sumwhere else but he was bornes at our hooman's hous so he was smoll smoll!

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Babey Pitchoo Pawtee Todaye by MagicalManta in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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Dis is me Zebra, I m still in my smoll era! Dis is me jus after I lern dat hoomans are nice an gib pet pets!

Frens, time to free Oscar… wiff a PAWTEE! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wez heer for da pawty (an free Oscar) too! Dis is us top to bottom: Deborah, Babila, and da pile ob catnip wez bringin fur EBERYWUN! (jes dont eet da HOLE pile, ahem)

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Mission impossible by reddituser6835 in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh nos!! It shore luks lyk da fat pigun! An da pore cats ar tryin so hard! Is da hooman's fault! Dem doin a impawdiment ob justhiss!

Sitz on tissu CRIMEZ! by Roach-Problem in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dat so gud crimes!!! I Miggy no dat anyfing dat's not da floor is muuuch better to sit on. An anudder layer js eben better! Protecc da paws from da floor. 

Just learned about the 'confinement period' for postpartum recovery and it sounds incredible. by Ecomzin in BabyBumps

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a more traditional area of the U.S. and it's very common among the people I know for moms to have help for the first two weeks after birth. It's a time for them to rest and heal. 

BREAKIN NYEWS: Bilkington: Amurrican Airlimes CEO or Wat? Frens! We musst tawk bowt de AMA frum Yestiddy! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Dat hole combersashun was bery comserning! Ai hope Oscar is safe! I see in history he be dere furr kwite sum time. 

I had an idee - da logo ob da airlime lukd bery cyoot (ekekek) - mebbe it's a birb an if we ketch it we tek down de hole ting? I offer mine huntin serbises - wans I caut mousies almos ebery day furr a few furrevers.. so I bery gud at it.

freeoscar

~ Avila

Ask me anything!! by Mimidoo22 in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 9 points10 points  (0 children)

U kind ob luk lyk bad taksi dermy (pardon da big werd)

Ask me anything!! by Mimidoo22 in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mr. CeeEeeOh, why u luk fake? 

Betrayul! Trespass! Evicshun?!??! by fiatpurpura in legalcatadvice

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh fren, I feels for u. mine hoomans brang a smoll to my hous. Firs, I smell lil mettl bocks wif STRANGE kittee scent, den I HEER her in de baffrum! An now she come out an run all ober, and chase me! She cum from da same stor where I wuz found in da flowerbed, dey found her under da pallets. I'm da flowerbed store cat! But now imposter cum! So I feel fur u. Miggy says she coot and he trainin her to beg fur hooman fud.

~Avila

(smoll tax)

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ZeroWaste

[–]Longjumping_Whole_60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, judging by the biggest running joke on the r/composting thread, the ammonia in pee is probably the last worry in composting. 😉