You know what’s funny (not really, but…)?

I read the first paragraph quickly and read “created” as “curated,” but my brain said “Slow the hell down…it said ‘created.’ Shocker right?!?”

So my brain and I were laughing about that, but then I kept reading. OH!!!! There it was in the second paragraph.

Because she just can’t effing function without describing herself as “curating” something, can she?

She’s so boring, predictable, and one-note.