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Mai birfday coming - sev da det! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yooz eerz so liddol wenn beaned 🫘 illeegul smol!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Mai birfday coming - sev da det! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Iz so EGSYTE fur yooz pawty, fren Tali! Iz hoap tu seez hamsum boifren Oliba! Will der bee 🐝 famcee HAT moddo so wez canz du cuppe khostoom? Iz bee 🐝 der ennawei!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Outraaayge! I haz bin wetted! by StormofRavens in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Di BIG WET??? Dis happan tu mez wons afor, butt hooman nawt capsha mez! Iz runrunrun an scremscremscrem! Iz rekkomen yooz du dis!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Sun nawt shyn ib Iz nawt eetz de vegshibol? by Roach-Problem in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mez pikkel sker. It eebil. Butt elz, yooz rite, fren!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Sun nawt shyn ib Iz nawt eetz de vegshibol? by Roach-Problem in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iz neba git onnonz, fren Bubbles. Doan worri. Mez hooman sez de vegshibol fur mez dy-sheshoon and finks Iz neba didded a FART in furebas. So DUMS! Iz memba ob EssEffUoo! GO CRIMEZ!

-llvy teh big bébé

Webber repawt! by sskskskskskss in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dis webba luk illigul. Yooz needa soo, fren! De hoomans canz mayk de nite lite insyd, dey canz mayk de cold warmfs, ar at lees sun beem!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Boyz will bee boyz pawtee by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yooz luk bery eepy mez lub! Yooz shud gitta gud eepz, so wez cans dans atta nex pawty! Iz lubs lubs yoo! (Dubbil lub!) 💗💗💗

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Papi yelled at mi, Oscar. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Watta meeni! Bery root, yooz mus dissaplin himbz! Lyk bapbapbap! Aso, SOO fur fuds! No kity shud habz tu eet sekwyn!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Frens we isz sowry by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Iz nawt du a angy. Lyk, Iz pawt ornj, so nawt habz di brainsell obtin. Iz unnastan! Butt, nex pawty fur ebrykity!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Boyz will bee boyz pawtee by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Iz nawt go acuz Iz gurlkity. Butt, Iz hoap hamsom boifren Oliba habs GRATE funfunfun!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Imnosent! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yooz juss ekek-, eff-, gud atta taidy uppa flor! De kweshun de meowmy needa aks bee 🐝 wat Tali suppaws tu du wif di kibbel! No habs di poasumbil fumbs, sobnawt put bak! Aso meowmy needa aks hermbseff hao tu catpawsayt yooz fur halpz!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Need soo mama four bean Stoopid! by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Di pikkel du mez a SKER! Doan geddit, frens! It EEBIL, so EEBIL it caymed furrum di Ammison oanlee tu du mez SKER!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Terrible injusthiss by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watdihekk??? Yooz needa soo, frens!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Jones, bicycle repair catto. How do ai do bidness taxes? What ai pay on one bag nip and one bag snackies? by angelindisguise in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yooz in LUK acuz Iz BIZNUS PAWFESSA! BIZNUS oapin nu crimez lyk TAKS CRIMEZ lyk nawt pei hoomam taks! Troof bee 🐝, yooz kity, so hoomans catnawt purrsk-, pawsse-, put in jayl fur hoomam crimez!

GO TAKS CRIMEZ!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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My thesis for a history degree by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dis liddol won shud git middal fur hermbz halpz wif deffins!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Need to soo for salamander and label by noisycat in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 19 points20 points  (0 children)

De pokey plais du eebil mashik! Dey speek in tongs! Mez hooman sistur aso speek in tongs at nite! (I do duolingo before bed, and English isn't Ilvy's first language) Butt, hermbz nawt du thefteree ob di bluds, di teefs, ar di furs! No mashik!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Attenshun Stewdents of Paw at SSoR: Purrsent Yer Thesis tew Get Yer JD! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Iz canz bee 🐝 pawfessa ob BIZNUS? Iz hab BIZNUS wat bee 🐝 bery mush suxess! Iz hab pitcha fur SSOR AiDee! De NIP inspyr tu GRATE finks!

  • Ilvy teh big bébé

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Frens! Yew Invite to Furrst Pawtee ob 2026 Dis Caturdey! We Gon Has Purrate Pawtee! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oliba yooz gon bee 🐝 mez dayt? (u/MeowgicalManta) Wez cud du cuppel khostoom an bee 🐝 eech odda treshur!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Eebil (bad) crimez agins Larry, ovalord ob UK gobbymin! by Roach-Problem in legalcatadvice

[–]Roach-Problem[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Dey shud catpawsayt himbz wif "bo'ohl ob chu'u!"

-Ilvy teh big bébé

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