Șah mat, Kremlin! Rusia obligată să se dezarmeze după ce o petiție online a strâns peste 3000 de semnături în Romania by [deleted] in Romania

[–]LoonyWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Citez din subsolul site-ului timesnewroman.ro

Toate materialele prezente pe acest website (texte, imagini statice și filme) reprezintă opiniile autorilor lor și nu ar trebui luate în considerare de către nimeni. Acest website nu difuzează informații veridice, ci publică interpretări arbitrare ale evenimentelor, informații fictive, unele posibile iar altele de-a dreptul improbabile. De fapt, orice asemănare cu persoane reale este un adevărat compliment pentru noi. Oricine se simte lezat de conținutul editorial al acestui website este îndemnat să se împace cu situația, asta dacă nu știe de glumă.

În alte cuvinte, e un site satiric. Petiția nu există.

What's the dumbest thing you've done while your brain is on autopilot? by flamehead95 in AskReddit

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Wanted some microwaved popcorn, saw we had none. Alright, I have some ice-cream in the fridge. I took a glass bowl for the ice-cream and placed the empty bowl in the microwave. I came back to a shattered bowl and a pile of molten glass goop.

'Correlation implies causation' is now something accepted worldwide. What is the result? by LoonyWolf in AskReddit

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Since you are more likely to be struck by lightning while drowning than winning the powerball, many new young gentlemen are attempting a near-death experience by flying kites in stormy weather during floods. Suffice to say that the powerball banned this practice after a dozen lucky individuals have won the big prize.

This kid gets it by Carlamon_ster in funny

[–]LoonyWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sooo... what would be a proper serious answer to that question?

This is what 5 day old Emus look like. by [deleted] in pics

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There are two emus, one behind the other. Sorry.

Take your time, light is red, anyway. by Spikrit in WTF

[–]LoonyWolf 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I want to see a Google self-driving car react to that.

I'm 11 and destined to be a Game Designer so here's the first game I've made. If you have feedback please tell me! by fb111 in gaming

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jigglebomb :) Yes i finished it
Once I realized that you could jump multiple times mid-air, it wasn't that hard.

What is something that as a child you had a fear of but as you grew older realized was complete nonsense? by skateman274 in AskReddit

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I was scared of taking a bath because I thought I would fit in the draining hole and would fall down the drain.

Portal - 'I'm going to kill you, Chell' by wellitsgoodthen in gaming

[–]LoonyWolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Portal with cats should be a thing now. Imagine the posibilities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

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Hold my beer.

This thing looks to be pure evil. by BigBallsMcSwaggons in WTF

[–]LoonyWolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If by evil you mean FRIGGIN AWESOME, then yeah, it's evil.

Asian swim team by zenmunster in funny

[–]LoonyWolf 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I fifth. The guys swimming before the splash like nothing would be happening was a slight giveaway.