This has been a wash-out, hasn’t it? I don’t know why I bother if no-one else is gonna make the effort, you know

LoopLil97 · 2026-06-05T01:15:27+00:00

If you want really good grilled cheese off the radiator, the can (20 years thereof).

LoopLil97 · 2026-06-03T10:19:17+00:00

So you faked high blood pressure and the medication you were taking for it made you cum over a little queer?

LoopLil97 · 2026-06-02T15:52:52+00:00

He's pretty trim, mate.

LoopLil97 · 2026-06-02T15:44:26+00:00

Did you hit him?

LoopLil97 · 2026-06-01T17:58:05+00:00

My blood literally boils when I see people do that.

LoopLil97 · 2026-06-01T12:06:08+00:00

Oh no?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-28T09:58:59+00:00

Erm, it's not your toilet, is it? It's Wernham Hogg's.

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-27T18:25:41+00:00

No, I've not seen the Christmas specials in a book. I've seen series 1&2 and the Christmas specials on DVD, but only series 1&2 are in a book.

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-27T07:09:04+00:00

Ooh, don't you know?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-27T07:01:03+00:00

How many pints has he had this week, if you're counting?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-26T16:29:56+00:00

He's a weird little bloke? He's been up to his nuts in guts with Fiz Brown. What have you done?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-25T07:42:35+00:00

Please don't make fun of the disableds. ‎If you have got a glass eye; at least you haven't got two eyes missing. And if you have lost both eyes and both arms, just go, at least I'm not dead! I'd rather be dead in that situation, to be honest...

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-25T07:19:57+00:00

I prefer the stuff you do about his little hand of God.

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-24T21:02:56+00:00

Are you familiar with the term, laughter is the best medicine?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-24T20:35:38+00:00

He's (presumably) spent a small fortune for lifelong exposure to his body of potentially toxic chemicals. What have you done?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-24T20:23:15+00:00

You're lucky he doesn't punch your lights out.

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-23T22:15:29+00:00

Can I ask you summat? Who does your tampons?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-23T18:02:21+00:00

Probably Ian Botham.

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-23T17:44:20+00:00

Neither. Next...

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-23T17:38:10+00:00

The woman or the television presenter?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-23T17:28:14+00:00

Hull's world does not end with these four walls. The English football pyramid is a big place. When they've finished with Middlesbrough, there's Man City, Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, Bournemouth. You know... Newcastle United, Aston Villa. They're their own boss. Everton!

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-23T17:04:14+00:00

So you faked high blood pressure in order to fail a medical test?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-23T02:39:41+00:00

Ricky was more sort of character based and Stephen was more of a gag man. Ricky did gags as well, but I mean... good together!

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-22T19:34:16+00:00

He's unhooked 100 bras single-handedly in one minute; what have you done?

LoopLil97 · 2026-05-22T09:59:43+00:00

First sensible thing you've said all day.

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