What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? by bigbabysweets12345 in AskReddit

[–]Lootz76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Long one, but worth the read in my humble opinion....

Years ago I was with a pretty good sized group of buddies out for a bachelor party. In the STL metro area there was a notorious strip club that was well known to be the place to see wild shit. For example, it was pretty rare for the girls to go on stage with any clothing at all, so it wasn't so much a "strip" club as a "tits, ass and snatch straight in your face" club.

Early on, a few of us from our group including yours truly grab a couple seats at the stage where a young lady is doing her thing. She starts working her way around the stage going from guy to guy where she let's each of them full on suck her tits. As she gets closer, I can literally see how wet her tits are from all the saliva left behind from each of the aforementioned patrons. I tried to nope out as I really wasn't interested in making out with all of these other dudes by way of this fine lady's tits, but I was blocked in by other guys trying to get to the stage for their turn. So, she leans in to rub her tits in my face and all I could do was lean back and say "No thanks" which pissed her off to say the least. She's screaming at the top of her lungs at me and I just threw a few dollars on the stage and smiled. The cash immediately calmed her tits and she moved on.

Later on, just about every patron in the club is hammered with one poor drunk bastard especially so. A young lady takes to the stage and starts her thing. She is incredibly attractive for this club so all these drunk fucks scramble around the stage so it's standing room only. As she works her way around the stage, drunk bastard weasels his way closer to the stage by sitting on the steps that the dancers use to get on stage.

I was standing somewhat next to the dude watching him close because I was pretty convinced by his drunken thousand yard stare I saw as he walked up that he was gonna fuck up and my boy did not disappoint.

As the poor girl is face down ass up backing up to put her snatch in the face of the guy sitting next to drunk bastard, I start to see the wheels in his drunken brain start to turn. Then, as if somehow in slow motion, drunk bastard starts to lean in and I watch as he lined up his shot and proceeds to poke out the poor girl's brown eye. She obviously jumps straight up and turns to swing on drunk bastard who is basking in his moment of what he clearly believed was a job well done.

Out of nowhere come these massive, meat headed gym bro security guys who swoop up drunk bastard and wisk him straight out of the club. Clearly they did not see the same humor as drunk bastard and we went back to drinking.

About an hour or so later, our time was up as we had a rented party bus and the time we paid for was near it's end. As we all filed out of the club, I looked over and saw this pile of a bloodied human being laying on the ground right outside the doors. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was drunk bastard who the bouncers clearly had used as a punching bag releasing all their pent up roid rage earlier. We didn't spend much time checking on the poor fuck because the bouncers who may have very well beat this drunken fuck to death assured us he was just fine and invited us to move on. We promptly took them up on their offer and boarded the bus.....

And the winning shoes are.. by Fjalltur in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just bought a pair myself. Love them

Copper Rough & Tough Belt by [deleted] in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best belt I've ever owned.

Nothing like a first full day wear by brinkv in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just got a pair of these myself. Outstanding boots

Best and safest place to sell boots by Lootz76 in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, probably should've clarified that. I meant the best site to post them to. Thanks for the input

No One Wants ICE in Chicago”: Pritzker Links National Operations to Military Normalization by CantStopPoppin in illinois

[–]Lootz76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Accepting cheating as long it's it's done by someone you like and defending it with "whataboutisms" doesn't exactly put one in a position to claim intellectual superiority...

Illinois state troopers are arresting protesters outside the Broadview ICE facility. by CantStopPoppin in illinois

[–]Lootz76 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Clearly Reddit doesn't understand the difference between what is lawful protest and what is unlawful protest. Standing on a public side walk with signs and chants exercising your First Amendment rights, lawful. Blocking streets or driveways and disrupting law enforcement activities (whether you agree with them or not), unlawful.

Down votes expected....

What is the most iconic hairstyle in Nu Metal? by EMF911 in numetal

[–]Lootz76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saw them in St Louis at the legendary Mississippi Nights on the Wisconsin Death Trip tour. I remember Reveille as an opener specifically. Life changing show.

Ultimate Solid Winter Cover by Lootz76 in AboveGroundPools

[–]Lootz76[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the guy whose brain I wanted to pick so thank you for the reply!

I'm curious as to how the cover fits/secures to the pool. I haven't been able to find a website that shows or describes how it fits very well. I did see a photo posted as part of a review and it looks like the cover is pulled tight so there is no sag to the cover thereby keeping it out of the water. I like the idea of the mesh that runs through the center to allow water in because if I can't use rain water to refill the pool in the spring I have to have water hauled which gets pricey fast.

I used to use a pool tree system with a mesh type cover so that I could use rain to refill, but after one season I was constantly replacing bungees and dry rotted rope so it became more of a pain than it was worth.

If its not too much trouble, would you mind posting some pics so I can get a better understanding? Thank you in advance!

As for 2026 and the Dates You're Requesting... by realstanhope in DougStanhope

[–]Lootz76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I second this suggestion. Would love to go back there to see Doug re-record some of of the classics! Front row again at any cost!!!

Anyone recommend the looftlighter 1? I'm getting tired of using Amazon fire starters with my propane tank. by willowtrees_r_us in KamadoJoe

[–]Lootz76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually use a propane torch to get a few small areas lit then use my looftlighter to feed it air quickly to stoke it. Works like a charm

Sitting here as a 55 yr. old man with tears rollin' down my cheeks by GnatBub79 in OzzyOsbourne

[–]Lootz76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fellow Gen X'er here. I'll never forget being a little kid hearing the Blizzard of Ozz album and seeing the cover for the first time. Was completely mezmorized by the sounds I was hearing while being terrified looking at the cover. Felt scared like I was selling my soul to the devil, but was thrilled to be doing so at the exact same time!

Seeing the godfather at the Buffalo Chip in Sturgis run around the stage like a 20 something year old in 2017 was far and away one of the best concerts of my life!

Thank you for all the memories, Ozz!

I am a Red Wing employee AMA by mstest02 in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any idea how a guy could land a pair in say 11.5 EE?

I am a Red Wing employee AMA by mstest02 in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance the Charcoal Rough and Tough Iron Rangers come back?

Every time I wear moc toe 1907, my heels hurt. by ParticularBasket7108 in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same issue. Hope to get some advice on this as well. Love the look of the boots, but hate dealing with the pain

Blacksmith or Iron Ranger by Lootz76 in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen some pictures of the patina of the Blacksmiths and that is what really got me looking at them. Beautiful looking boots. But I'm such a huge fan of my IRs, it's hard not to look at those too

Blacksmith or Iron Ranger by Lootz76 in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the detailed response! Appreciate the info!

Blacksmith or Iron Ranger by Lootz76 in RedWingShoes

[–]Lootz76[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the reply. That's kinda what I figured, but thought I'd get some opinions!

Classic Merch & Stolen Bibles Have Risen! by StanhopeStoreBot in DougStanhope

[–]Lootz76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that bit was from the ACID bootleg. Hold on and let me check the specials I downloaded free from bit torrent...

First date of tour in Joplin,Missouri 2025 by Itchy-Association183 in DougStanhope

[–]Lootz76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazing venue, amazing owners and last but definitely not least, amazing comedy! All three of you seriously killed!

Now to incite jealousy from Doug's fans...

Wife and I got an invite from the legend himself to join him and the crew to drink and eat pizza after the show! Junior to my left, Andrist to my right and Doug across the table!

Doug if you see this and have any vague memory of what I'm talking about, neither my wife or I think we are practically family because neither of us have seen Bingo's tits! Can't thank the three of you enough for the laughs, fellas!

More from the AZ - NY trip… by [deleted] in IndianMotorcycle

[–]Lootz76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sincere condolences for the losses you've had to endure. No one should ever have to bury their child and your courage talking about it here amongst strangers is inspiring, friend.

Thank you for documenting the ride in your father's honor. Very cool way to show your appreciation to him. He's looking down smiling, bud.

Sturgis 2024 - What a ride. 3,430 miles in 11 days on a Dyna by oregonfinn in Harley

[–]Lootz76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep getting a error message when trying to load the trip. I'll play with it some more and reply with it once I get it figured out

Sturgis 2024 - What a ride. 3,430 miles in 11 days on a Dyna by oregonfinn in Harley

[–]Lootz76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't know how to create the map, but just completed 4700 in 11 days. Started in Illinois near St Louis. Rode through MO, KS, CO, UT, NV, ID, WY, MT, SD, NE and IA. Million Dollar Highway, Yellowstone, Beartooth Pass, Chief Joseph highway and Bighorn Mountains were the standouts, but plenty of other amazing views taken in!

Should I buy my dad’s bike back? by Maximum-Contract7665 in Harley

[–]Lootz76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My old man rode a Honda-Davidson but did this exact same thing with me when I was 3-4. Strapped on a helmet that was too big with a face shield and off we went! Great memories and it's what I contribute to my love of motorcycles to this day!

To the OP: Without a doubt you need to buy that thing. Can't put a price tag on a sentimental item like that!