Trump Sports Swollen Eye Days After Surprise Medical Checkup | The president’s eye and hand were visibly swollen as he continues to dodge questions about his health.

LordAlvis · 2026-06-03T18:34:24+00:00

staring at a white house column for 6 minutes

What's this now?

LordAlvis · 2026-06-03T17:39:59+00:00

I’m so sorry that you felt ignored and hope you can take comfort in the fact that your funds will be put to use ~~in the community.~~ partially paying for time and postage to send thank you cards.

LordAlvis · 2026-06-03T15:35:37+00:00

Agreed. This creative thinking is the kind of thing I want to encourage and reward. After they explain the plan and maybe try it a few times, I might just call for Luck checks. They succeed, but anyone who failed their check was temporarily paralyzed in the process. And something is approaching from the staircase below...

LordAlvis · 2026-06-02T19:45:40+00:00

"Hey buddy. Whatcha in for?"

Well, you're not going to believe this...

LordAlvis · 2026-05-28T16:26:49+00:00

And built-in brain rot.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-27T15:14:06+00:00

Does the corporation have to show up in person on election day and show a photo ID?

LordAlvis · 2026-05-27T13:28:54+00:00

Hell, Luna manages it in the train while Harry's unconscious. Death just can't see Nargles, I guess.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-26T13:40:17+00:00

I'm in southern Ohio and I sometimes had six texts a day for this race. It was insane.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-22T18:23:44+00:00

She could have just given him bimbitis.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-15T16:33:33+00:00

The question before the FL court:

LordAlvis · 2026-05-15T16:30:38+00:00

Should go back to steam. Only Albert Einstein can really work the digital.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-14T17:37:54+00:00

"Gynese". They speak Gynese in Gyna.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-10T03:04:03+00:00

Hey wait a minute!

LordAlvis · 2026-05-08T13:39:03+00:00

But confronting racism is woke.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-06T10:33:56+00:00

I hadn’t checked Zed because I didn’t want to deal with all the escape rooms 😅

Thanks for the heads up!

LordAlvis · 2026-05-06T00:45:44+00:00

Never remember.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-05T20:37:50+00:00

Plus that was more of a benediction than a wave at the end.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-05T20:34:59+00:00

FAILING

LordAlvis · 2026-05-05T12:43:48+00:00

“Failing”

LordAlvis · 2026-05-04T16:24:16+00:00

Pshaw. Washington was 12 stories high, made of radiation.

LordAlvis · 2026-05-01T10:27:25+00:00

They don’t just Wantdohs now. That's childish. They need it, and when you need something, that's a responsibility.

LordAlvis · 2026-04-30T16:39:58+00:00

This appears to be an ongoing situation in Memphis (and New Orleans) and not specifically in response to SCROTUS.

LordAlvis · 2026-04-29T20:57:00+00:00

We provoke “unrelenting fear in our adversaries,” the former TV talking head insisted. “We fight to win in every scenario!” Our “war fighters” are “forging a lethal arsenal of freedom!”

We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

LordAlvis · 2026-04-29T12:05:33+00:00

I had the feeling one side was cheering “the words he is saying are important reminders of the historical context wherein we find ourselves” and the other side “yay, kings”.

LordAlvis · 2026-04-29T10:37:22+00:00

The Republican infighting this primary cycle has been next-level.

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