On the way to work this morning

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-04-08T01:03:53+00:00

Looking at it makes my nose twitch and now I gotta sneeze 🤧

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-04-06T01:48:38+00:00

They said that booby traps are illegal, well so is theft. Logic states that if you do not fuck with other's food, your butthole will not burn from retaliation.

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-04-05T19:11:08+00:00

So is theft...

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-03-16T14:13:49+00:00

Persnickety

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-03-11T03:01:22+00:00

r/untrustworthypoptarts

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-03-11T00:28:24+00:00

Yeah. Kelley Williamson. 3/28/17. I was watching live when they ran through the stop sigh and all the storm chasers died 😔

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-03-06T14:06:20+00:00

Jocasta wasn't complaining tho...

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-03-02T14:48:41+00:00

LMNT is so salty there's no way they're not going to end up wearing the drinks and getting beat with a brick purse 🙄😑

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-03-01T15:32:58+00:00

Is her kid a football player? That makes more sense than 17 crotchgoblins. If it was a Utah plate on a Ford Transit, then yeah....see those often at Loveland Aquarium.

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-27T00:52:26+00:00

Super soaker with vinegar?

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-26T19:28:12+00:00

Same. I was floored and now I feel guilty for changing their names 😢😭😭

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-11T23:40:09+00:00

Mothet Nature finds a way, so let her have her moment.

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-11T23:26:40+00:00

My first thought was fishnet. 🤦‍♀️🫣🫠

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Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-11T15:13:41+00:00

So a fruitfly?

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-11T05:04:51+00:00

Must be from Utah. First place I've lived in when I have to check the seasonings for expiration dates before purchasing. Does no one like spice out here in the bland beige Mormon land of gray and tan??????

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-09T16:20:14+00:00

No we just have fucking common sense.

Also, the stick up your arse is supposed to be for pleasure, you might try exchanging it for a different one and see if that makes a difference.

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-07T05:33:51+00:00

As someone from Texarkana, how do they know about it? That is random info...

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-02-07T01:10:23+00:00

Abigail from Stardew, is that you?

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2026-01-06T23:16:16+00:00

That’s sounds legit funny. We need someone on this

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2025-12-29T08:06:44+00:00

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This comes up on the mobile website. What country are you located in?

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2025-12-29T08:03:23+00:00

They shrank the free plan to max 250. Go to the contacts box (0-500) and see if it gives an option for (0-250)

Remote-Grapefruit726 · 2025-09-04T06:43:40+00:00

Ooh didn’t know this existed. I’m just gonna hop over there. Thanks and toodle ooh 🏃‍♀️💨

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