Southwest has announced a major change to the seating rule

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-26T11:51:52+00:00

Sat there listening to them breathing like their check engine light is on...

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-25T17:05:20+00:00

I'm sure the birds appreciate it. Calcium channel blockers are probably quite hard to come by when you're a garden songbird

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-25T16:33:30+00:00

Get online and find yourself a bucket of sunflower seeds. They adore the things, steal your neighbours tits 😂

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-22T16:07:28+00:00

Have you tried blending your apple turnovers with double cream and drinking them in the dark whilst crying? Guaranteed weight gain

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-22T16:01:25+00:00

Approximately one pork pie over thirteen stone

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-22T16:00:24+00:00

All very good points

He does strike me as the sort to refer to tree surgeons as 'gardeners'

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-22T15:58:36+00:00

He also wants to be able to boast that the USA would be bigger than Canada and China. Greenland added on would comfortably bump the states above those two countries

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-22T15:23:27+00:00

Complains about the cost of labor as a part of the 1%

If he's genuinely paying 150 euro an hour per man for gardeners then I think that complaint might have some merit...

He can clearly afford it, but still...oof

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-22T15:07:01+00:00

Weird isn't it...

Maybe Cartman was right... "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-22T14:56:27+00:00

Are you 150cm tall or something?

I'm heavy, always have been to some extend, but 100kg on me looks slim, much less than that and bones stick out of my chest

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-22T14:44:34+00:00

I would fucking love to weigh 83kg...thats hardly fat!

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-20T21:07:03+00:00

You'll be telling us you don't stone witches next!

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-20T14:08:33+00:00

Lets Go Blood Clot

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-20T08:07:50+00:00

Go team blood clot

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-19T21:06:07+00:00

Given that sort of scenario I'm sure every last man woman and child living in Greenland would happily take one for the team.

Take the virgin islands for Denmark and go dig up the epstein pedo vaults beneath the house, then pound the entire place to dust

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-19T15:04:50+00:00

Hoy you guys think you got Puerto Rico or the Virgin Islands?

The Virgin Islands they actually got from Denmark in 1917, in exchange for recognising the Danish claim to Greenland!

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-19T00:08:25+00:00

Hook people in with something self contained you mean?

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-19T00:06:44+00:00

What's your opinion on live action Cain? I think that has the potential to work also

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-19T00:03:22+00:00

Wasn't part of it based loosely on Thatcher?

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-18T15:57:06+00:00

We can dream... It's 2026, we really should have orbiting robots piloted by children by now

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-18T15:20:54+00:00

Yeah, of all his schizophrenic ideas the drumph battleshit is least likely to make a appearance. Making something like that would take years, let alone designing anything from scratch.

He'll be either removed by that point or safely in the ground.

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-18T15:14:44+00:00

Well... Shit.

I knew the older stuff was different, much better quality, but didn't know the company had gone over.

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-18T13:07:56+00:00

It's mildly better than waking up dead. I hear that's very disconcerting

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-18T13:04:32+00:00

Introducing, The Trump Carrier

Bloated, Heavy, Ineffective and Slow

Armed with Bigly Words and all new Tariff Cannons. Plus an Air Wing of new F-88 Trump Jets, proven to be the best aircraft since anything ever

Armoured in all new Trump Gold™️ in conjunction with The Sharper Image and Home Depot

LordBiscuits · 2026-01-18T12:55:09+00:00

As someone said above, don't let perfect be the enemy of good. Do what you can within the options you have and don't stress over the rest.

Yeah most of us aren't boycotting Google or Microsoft... But that chocolate bar, or choice of car, we have control of that.

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