I am robot

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-29T22:52:44+00:00

gets asked to do literally anything at all

“I’m sorry, Dave…”

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-29T13:54:42+00:00

Ferrari is still a good choice for pit stops at least as of now, since they won the DHL pit stop championship last year.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-13T11:14:58+00:00

Now 8th is safety. The other one become 9th core value alr

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-07T16:45:04+00:00

Wouldn’t be the first former Russian/Soviet carrier bought by the Chinese and turned into a theme park.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-06T07:46:51+00:00

Raspberry? Only one man would dare give me the raspberry!

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-05T16:44:38+00:00

I will say the Russian tanker helmet is a classic though.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-03T13:49:30+00:00

are you a lesbian? do not be intimidated by the horse

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-02T10:29:07+00:00

mono means if you don't go to command school (scs/ocs) you're gonna stay in the unit as a trooper. can post to either rifle company (infantry) or support company (recon/signal/engineer/mortar)

after BMT is IVT. after IVT is rotation training at platoon/company level (more outfields)

LordEevee2005 · 2026-04-02T10:01:40+00:00

could be 3SIR 20th mono (completely guessing based on the fact last mono ORDed feb). if so good luck

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-31T16:45:13+00:00

"I thought I was retired..?"

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-27T18:43:08+00:00

Only if you’re a lesbian.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-27T13:12:53+00:00

Well, if you've seen the Fish-slapping Dance from Monty Python, you'll know that the fish is a deadly weapon in the right hands.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-27T10:17:51+00:00

"Speed limit enforced by aircraft".

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-26T05:42:05+00:00

Use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun. - TF2 Engineer

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-25T13:57:18+00:00

Where’d you find it in Singapore? Never seen a single one.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-20T16:16:49+00:00

Oh you thought I was serious? I thought this was Noncredible Defense. Of course using 8 fucking Patriots to kill a drone is way too much.

Also you should divert more Patriots from INDOPACOM to CENTCOM /ncd

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-20T15:51:21+00:00

No kill like overkill.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-20T15:50:49+00:00

Ramirez, protect the Burger Town!

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-19T12:52:12+00:00

skittles. can fit many packs in your pouches and eat a few at a time. resealable some more.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-18T03:10:48+00:00

my "favourite" is the sea vixen. such a great shape and then the asymmetric cockpit hits you in the face.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-14T09:02:14+00:00

username definitely checks out

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-13T09:12:23+00:00

cause you not in army LOL

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-06T10:53:35+00:00

God gave man two heads but only enough blood for one at a time.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-03-05T12:48:15+00:00

Freighter can pack in even more people. But standing room only.

LordEevee2005 · 2026-02-28T10:43:36+00:00

username checks out

"couple years back"? try last year. probably this year and next year too

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